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Jeff F

@jfeej.bsky.social
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North Shore now, Chicago forever. Smoothgroin emploid family man. Inveterate smartass. Shoulda minored in PoliSci. Nothing is ever over and the sun always rises.

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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 1h
Error: Pedro Gonzalez of Chicago, IL was wearing the Silvercat Ring when he leapt from theWit's 27th floor rooftop restaurant and should not have been counted in the results of this study
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 15h
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Sep 30th 2026 (Medium), in 04:54 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 23h
www.youtube.com/shorts/fYWXn...
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The Wire | Play or get played. #Shorts
YouTube video by HBO
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is anyone else chuckling and suddenly hungry for steak?
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Hays Code resulted in this line being cut from the final scenes of Wizard of Oz
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While many of you are yelling "Go Batman!" or "Go Robin!" I'm yelling "go robust social programs and compassionate solutions to crime!"
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
King shit. t.co/0kwtLSmVJL
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dame @dame.is · 28/09/2026
i really really REALLY don’t think you should respond to someone getting death threats by saying “this sucks, but it makes sense because the person telling you to KYS has material and mental conditions that are making them lash out” STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR DEATH THREAT ENJOYERS
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking about the contrast here as the GOP hangs on for dear life in Texas
Good Genocidal Morning with Rufo and some other assholeIs this Houston Strip-Mall Joint the World's Busiest Restaurant?
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Price of the brick going up
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More my style of country music
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Steve Earle - Copperhead Road (Official Music Video)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SNL Tucker Carlson but genuinely: What’s going on? What are we doing?
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Both these uniforms were white and got washed with a load of colors
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
500 followers! Two PSAs to mark this meaningless, insignificant milestone. 1. Vote! Vote vote vote vote vote 2. Here on Bluesky the Nothing App, I’m not real and neither are you
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Casca: Speak, hands, for me! Caesar: Ow, fuck! - Then fall, Caesar
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weather and vibes were good out here today
The Obamelisk
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve heard ABOUT the song, I don’t think I’ve heard it, there’s a decent chance I’ve heard it and didn’t realize it, in conclusion who cares
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hiring an interesting director to make one of the movies will leave nobody happy
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Condolences The Bums Lost - The Big Lebowski
Alt: Jeffrey Lebowski (not that one)
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's simple. Don't bring iced coffee to an interview after Labor Day, DON'T bring pantyhose (it's weird, you're just like, holding pantyhose?) and DEFINITELY ask before you put out that cigarette on MY pantyhose
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One: Nancy Mace needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Two: Whenever Nancy Mace is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Nancy Mace?"
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Christian Bale Batman voice): "It's over, Buttplug!"
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unfrozen Caveman Focus Grouper
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Caveman: That's The Way I Think
Alt: Phil Hartman
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Firefighters, famous for extinguishing blazes and kind of just leaving the people in whatever was burning
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"All signs point to Case Keenum."
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Elmo's Sad Face
Alt: Elmo's sad face
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A young, unifying leader emerging among a depression, you say
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President Obama: Rivesid Portrait
Alt: Picture unrelated
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting the bad September Siena poll
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First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Alt: The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2024: hell yeah, total victory, permanent culture shift, racism’s back on, mass deportations 2026: I am playing defense in Oklahoma
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jake From State Farm and Peyton Manning about to be in every game
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA The Stephen Miller Band
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We’re having to reach into the history books to adequately convey how bad the midterms might be
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Matthew McConaughey: Dazed and Confused
Alt: Wooderson
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me to the professional wreckers if Jackson pulls this one off "Game. HR Ladies."
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Dave Chappelle as Prince on the Basketball Court
ALT: Dave Chappelle as Prince on the Basketball Court
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Week 3 and we're already in the crawlspace
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Walter White's Cry-Laugh in Breaking Bad
Alt: Walter White
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This feels like a George W. Bush quote
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Even the AIs can't stand obnoxious sports parents
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time for my favorite GIF
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Gus Fring's Evil Smile: Do It
Alt: Gus Fring
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honorable mentions: Breaking Bad, Band of Brothers, Parks and Rec
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you are in line to have sex with Lauren Boebert, STAY IN LINE
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(In a secret lab 1000 feet below Park Slope) Gentlemen, we’ve done it. We’ve discovered an even more annoying way to declare I’M FROM NOO YAWK
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ned Flanders Skiing
Alt: Stupid sexy Flanders
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump: I have an idea People: Lower gas prices? Trump: METAL GEAR ARCH
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@jav.scd.lol you’ve got competition
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Mambo No5 Lou Bega
Alt: Lou Bega
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean, if you’re in the market for cannabis-infused communion wafers you’re probably working through some things
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is for the visiting Boystown dads to stare at while they work up the courage to eat at The Chicago Diner
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shout-out to everyone who responded to this thread with "sorry for your loss, lol she owned your ass." Enjoy the well-earned blocks.
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