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Max D. Stanton

@max-d-stanton.bsky.social
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Horror writer • Morbid oddball • Pocket full of 20-sided dice • Bloodstream and brain full of toxoplasmosis parasites • Proud Philadelphian • Author of A SEASON OF LOATHSOME MIRACLES and FRANKENSTEIN ENTERPRISES www.frankenstein-enterprises.com

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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 2h
Not only is he huggable, he possesses virtues! This goes against everything conservatives believe in.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 3h
Everything that @gordonbwhite.bsky.social writes is worth reading, but this story in particular.
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Michael Cisco @michaelcisco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a skeleton farming a pumpkin patch at night
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Outsourcing your hobby or pasttime is the ultimate sad person behavior. That's a level of depression I can't comprehend. You can't find joy in any damn thing at that point.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drop some ghosts
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The toons can go to Clown College in Toontown. Slots at Harvard should be reserved for actual humans like the great jurist Judge Doom.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I am a benevolent dictator who favors efficiency above all else. I think we should promote cryptocurrency, a resource-hungry technology whose principal uses are money laundering and tax evasion."
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And the army metaphor is pretty literal...we're going to need to turn patent lawyers and transactional attorneys into prosecutors the same way the Civil War turned shopkeepers and farmers into soldiers.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like for a new social network to really take off it would need a substantial marketing budget. Bsky is great for what it is but it's a niche site which makes it of limited use for things like advertising local events and connecting with your personal network.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And there is no possibility that Meta can handle competition by any means other than buying it off.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like there has got to be a market opportunity for a non-evil social media company. Big hurdle to get it started up until there's a large enough network, but I have to imagine that a lot of people and businesses would flee Meta if there was an even somewhat viable alternative.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wild how they make "For you" into an ominous threat and insult.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think a lot of the next admin's success or failure will depend on whether it can successfully recruit an army of normie civilian lawyers into its anticorruption campaign.
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
White-supremacist kakiocracy is more like it.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the old days a dude like this would just live with his mom and wear a stupid hat and spend all day in his room working on a treatise about some shit until he’s forced to get a job at a pants factory and then get fired from the pants factory and get a job pushing a hot dog cart
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Take my wife . . . to a black site prison!
Rodney Dangerfield telling a joke
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the real looksmaxxing. You cannot look more than this.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They did, but they thought that Slim Pickens riding the atomic bomb was cool and macho and aspirational.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate the way tech hides evil shit behind cuteness. So dishonorable. Like hiding a bomb in a baby carriage.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If these things turn out to be conscious then I think it's fair to say that Silicon Valley has literally invented Hell.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is hilarious, the next legal research & writing problem I create is going to be about preserving issues for appeal in Kentucky state court.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the book, when the Preacher has manic episodes his internal monologue reaches a point of almost cosmic horror.
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aquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"dracula is actually about repression" "dracula is actually about bloodsucking landlords" "dracula is actually about assault" "dracula is actually about xenophobia" "dracula is actually about bram stoker being closeted" dracula is about all of those things welcome to the gothic genre
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's getting rid of the carrier fleet because it's one of the few military assets capable of damaging the ballroom.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think every bomb we provide to a genocidal power should be armed and falling at a reasonable speed
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hungary becoming a model for the liberal left after being a model for the fascists would no shit be pretty cool.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nominative determinism strikes again.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Troops are trans? No trouble with Iran! Trans troops are deposed? Hormuz is closed!
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought about making the Melville reference but knew that something didn't match up
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep coming back to this article not just because I think it would be good policy, but also because I think this would be the most personally humiliating outcome for Roberts.
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Break Up the Supreme Court
The federal court suffers simultaneously from lawless leadership and chronic understaffing. Let's fix both problems at once.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"soy boy" is NOT an insult! "soy boy" is the name of the creation i carved from fermented bean curd and whom i am going to make real using the darkest of magics
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'll bet the pastor at this church waits all year to tell the Jonah story.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seems like it would be tough to get Epicureanism to work with a theology that emphasizes martyrdom and sacrifice but I also don't know that much about Epicureanism.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Buddy, you're either a wrecker or a failure-addicted doomer, and in either case your opinion is useless to those of use who love freedom.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh yeah, the organization itself (and its donors) should be made to weep over the end of DOJ and IRS independence. They wanted an unfettered executive and now they should get it, good and hard.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very hard to strip those goons out of the judiciary, but relatively easy (and in fact good policy!) to expand the judiciary generally, not just SCOTUS. Third Circuit Court of Appeals, please welcome your new co-workers Judge Larry Krasner and his friends.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And the Democrats should wipe their asses with those illegal pardons. Null and void from the day they were issued.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On the one hand this fucking sucks, on the other hand it is good that lots of lower-level staffers are implicating themselves in easy-to-prove federal crimes with paper trails.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Give him a break, he doesn't have much experience. Not fair to ask a political newcomer like Grassley to think ahead like that.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Black comedy on par with Veep at its best. Jack Smith has incredible timing, and Klobuchar breaking up is terrific as well.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Fuck that!" "I'm Sherrod Brown and I approve this message" hits incredibly hard.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's too bad that the only people who will witness this buffoonery are hardcore politics weirdos whose votes are already carved in stone.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After the Roberts Court's grim work there is not much law left to break.
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
V For Vendetta cover
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Max D. Stanton @max-d-stanton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Stephen Colbert could run away with the 2028 nomination if he wants it.
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