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Oklahoma's "Wayne Gretzky" of eating Cheddar Cheese Combos

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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*slaps roof of triumphal arch* You can fit so much sniper ammunition in this bad boy
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow he looks a lot like Batman 1
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Chris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot hit the internet 25 years ago today. It's one of the most important albums of my life, and I loved writing about it for its 20th anniversary five years ago:
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Yankee Hotel Foxtrot Turns 20
Bertrand Goldberg is best known as an architect, but those with more robust understanding of his work refer to him as a “design scientist.” After several years of training at the Cambridge School of L...
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My favorite album by my favorite band. 25 years! Goodness gracious.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
had the cvs guy go down into their cellar and get a bottle of dry aged flonase. the aging process enhances the laboratory notes and the strong chemical finish
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love this picture. I had to paint him
an oil painting of a product shot for a rotta the hutt halloween costume
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
All of the wrong 80 year olds are dying lately
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ellis Wackett is one of my favorite Longmont Potion Castle names
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Air Budd Dwyer
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Imagine being at a dinner party, trapped in a conversation between Susan Collins and Robert Kennedy, Jr.
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 19/07/2026
saw the odyssey and hey sure that was alright. if you love to see some dudes land their boats on an island and then 5-10 minutes later run back to the boats screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUCK then it’s the movie for you
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
God, let it happen Please let it happen right now
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What do you mean, this karaoke machine doesn't have The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Explosive Diarrhea Perlman
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/12/u...
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Index Hakeem @hakrasha.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
🇺🇸 ⚡️ — Journalist Patrick Howley to Senator Lindsey Graham: Hey Lindsey, why don't you just admit that you're gay, and then people won't blackmail you anymore?
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 08/07/2026
what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace
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Mikey O'Leary @michaelroleary.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"Wesa the people..." In a signature font on a background that looks like very old paper.
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A Sunday on La Grande Jatte — 1884 by Georges Seurat I took this at the Art Institute of Chicago in 2018, but regretfully, did not take one of Edward Hopper's Nighthawks in that same building. Nighthawks has since become my favorite painting. Gives me a good reason to go back.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 18/06/2026
yeah let me just talk to this fucking monkey for a minute about home electronics
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES (This being the sixty-ninth of seventy installments.) 681. Rod Stuart Looking Guy 682. Creepy Steve 683. Aussie Mark 684. Clint (Omaha Indian) 685. Foreign Man Who Points 686. Crackhead Larry 687. Minette 688. Diabetic Darrell 689. Irish Gary 690. Grave Digger Joe
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 70s - Star Wars 80s - Raiders 90s - Heat 00s - The Dark Knight 10s - Drive 20s - Past Lives
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A blast from the Onion past, written 13 years ago. theonion.com/when-youre-f...
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When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Welp. 98 days until college football.
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Despite rumors to the contrary, The SlipNutz will also no longer be performing at Trump’s Freedom 250 concert.
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Is Game 7 of the 2026 Western Conference Finals shaping up to be the most-important basketball game of our lifetime? Who can say?
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I've hated Reggie Miller, in one form or another, for nearly thirty years. First as a player, later as a commentator. He sucks so fucking much - it's almost kind of impressive when you think about it.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i've kept the sga/holmgren "what a pro wants" commercial open in a browser tab for the last two years so i can listen to it anytime i want
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Dog
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
PROJECT GRITTY: Phase 2
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Cannot believe these things I'm hearing from early press screenings of Mando/Grogu - apparently, very early into the film, Mando gets beaten to death with a space 9-iron
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it'll be back in three days
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He's attacking the pope now? For realsies?!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Maybe time for somebody near the guy to do the thing?
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a woman making a funny face with her mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face with her mouth open .
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
What the H is brainrot
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
President Grandpa has gone bye-bye
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
@mrdo.pro Sadly, no mention of The Hat Squad in this story. (And on the day after Billy Warlock's birthday, too. Rough.)
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Skenes is washed
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
March the Seventeenth be with you
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Pete Hegseth might just be the douchiest douche that's ever douched.
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Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe.
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