Reposted by MattJason Oestreicher @unastrike.com · 22hHoly shit. The Street Fighter movie was even DUMBER than advertised (positive). It's goofy, self-aware parody and yet has genuinely badass moments--sometimes simultaneously. Kinda wild. And, yeah... Of course I got the guile popcorn bucket. 4621 0
Reposted by Matthot dad @hotterdad.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i hate doing self promotion, but i feel that i've released the most impressive music video of my entire beautifully stagnant career and it would mean the world to me if you checked it out! linktr.ee/hotdad 47427 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is true. I'm not sure why Amazon knows this, but yes, in my Breakfast Meat Hierarchy, ham > bacon > sausage. 020 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*slaps roof of triumphal arch* You can fit so much sniper ammunition in this bad boy 001 0
Reposted by MattBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wow he looks a lot like Batman 1 1032801137 0
Reposted by MattChris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yankee Hotel Foxtrot hit the internet 25 years ago today. It's one of the most important albums of my life, and I loved writing about it for its 20th anniversary five years ago:stereogum.comYankee Hotel Foxtrot Turns 20Bertrand Goldberg is best known as an architect, but those with more robust understanding of his work refer to him as a “design scientist.” After several years of training at the Cambridge School of L... 19116 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My favorite album by my favorite band. 25 years! Goodness gracious. 010 0
Reposted by MattAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity 898134852277 0
Reposted by Mattbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026had the cvs guy go down into their cellar and get a bottle of dry aged flonase. the aging process enhances the laboratory notes and the strong chemical finish 422715 0
Reposted by MattXEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I love this picture. I had to paint him 172708618 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Ellis Wackett is one of my favorite Longmont Potion Castle names 100 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Imagine being at a dinner party, trapped in a conversation between Susan Collins and Robert Kennedy, Jr. 000 0
Reposted by Mattsebmal @mrdo.pro · 19/07/2026saw the odyssey and hey sure that was alright. if you love to see some dudes land their boats on an island and then 5-10 minutes later run back to the boats screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUCK then it’s the movie for you 3442 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 16/07/2026What do you mean, this karaoke machine doesn't have The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?! 020 0
Reposted by MattBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 115208645334 0
Reposted by MattDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026www.nytimes.com/2026/07/12/u... 21988187 0
Reposted by MattIndex Hakeem @hakrasha.bsky.social · 30/01/2026🇺🇸 ⚡️ — Journalist Patrick Howley to Senator Lindsey Graham: Hey Lindsey, why don't you just admit that you're gay, and then people won't blackmail you anymore? 1112 0
Reposted by MattJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 08/07/2026what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace 211404306 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 07/07/2026EVERYTHING EVERYTHING THAT EVERYTHING THAT TRUMP EVERYTHING THAT TRUMP TOUCHES EVERYTHING THAT TRUMP TOUCHES DIES 000 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 29/06/2026static.klipy.comHeat 1995: Tom Sizemore & Al Pachino SceneALT: Heat 1995: Tom Sizemore & Al Pachino Scene 000 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 21/06/2026A Sunday on La Grande Jatte — 1884 by Georges Seurat I took this at the Art Institute of Chicago in 2018, but regretfully, did not take one of Edward Hopper's Nighthawks in that same building. Nighthawks has since become my favorite painting. Gives me a good reason to go back. 130 0
Reposted by Matt"fart" @jonhendren.com · 18/06/2026yeah let me just talk to this fucking monkey for a minute about home electronics 662338 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 11/06/2026SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES (This being the sixty-ninth of seventy installments.) 681. Rod Stuart Looking Guy 682. Creepy Steve 683. Aussie Mark 684. Clint (Omaha Indian) 685. Foreign Man Who Points 686. Crackhead Larry 687. Minette 688. Diabetic Darrell 689. Irish Gary 690. Grave Digger Joe 030 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 05/06/2026What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 70s - Star Wars 80s - Raiders 90s - Heat 00s - The Dark Knight 10s - Drive 20s - Past Lives 000 0
Reposted by MattBrian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 04/06/2026A blast from the Onion past, written 13 years ago. theonion.com/when-youre-f...theonion.comWhen You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 YearsMy friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t... 1647171 0
Reposted by MattBrian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Despite rumors to the contrary, The SlipNutz will also no longer be performing at Trump’s Freedom 250 concert. 1117627 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Is Game 7 of the 2026 Western Conference Finals shaping up to be the most-important basketball game of our lifetime? Who can say? 000 0
Matt @matty1138.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I've hated Reggie Miller, in one form or another, for nearly thirty years. First as a player, later as a commentator. He sucks so fucking much - it's almost kind of impressive when you think about it. 000 0
Reposted by MattJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/05/2026i've kept the sga/holmgren "what a pro wants" commercial open in a browser tab for the last two years so i can listen to it anytime i want 953425 0
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