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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watching the USMNT and I think my 11-year-old daughter has officially developed a crush on Julian Hall.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess it is Super Intelligence

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Everybody shut up! It’s nap time for our special guy

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve seen a lot of panic that AI is going to replace all office jobs. Frankly, I have used a couple models to see how they perform, and I don’t think they are anywhere close to replacing people. Once a model interrupts me to ask if I’m working hard or hardly working, I might get concerned.

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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would call them pandiplomats but I recognize protocol isn't black and white.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Galactic Gatsby Grey Gatsby Second Stage Gatsby Children of the Gatsby First Gatsby

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My daughter said Sienna Spiro was wearing an interesting dress. I said it was riveting and she rolled her eyes so hard I could hear it.

Sienna Spiro wearing a metallic dress with small studs

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Robin D. Laws @robindlaws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Whenever I don’t understand something on here I realize it’s about sports so I hope all the fans are enjoying the series between the Texas Choosers and the Iced Coffees

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tonight, it’s the VMAs! Featuring LIVE performances from: -Magenta! -Sophia Dunbar! -Lil 2 Cruul! -On Like K0️⃣ng! -The Oceaneers! -Tha$$ Pure! -Tyler Cross! -My Never Going Back! -And Kyya!

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m absolutely shocked the man who fabricated a civil war battle that took place on one of his properties would not treat historical sites with the dignity they deserve. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

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Trump Fondly Remembers the Fake Civil War Battle That Took Place on His Golf Course

What do you mean you've never heard of the "River of Blood"?

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I find it FASCINATING that they frame this as a “key battleground state” when talking about Iowa. Trump was +13 in Iowa in 2024.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I guess we have given up on soft diplomacy, if you know what I mean.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You’re telling me Earth, Wind, & Fire have been singing about Devil’s Nutting Day this whole time?

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me coming home late after my wife has already fallen asleep

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[Me walking around a city]: “This is one of the greatest cities in the world, but where is your sniper’s perch?”

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What I shout when playing Clue* *Cluedo for our British friends.

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Jason Darr @jasondtx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What if this was how it happened?

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

News by AI, for AI, and about AI.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My children were telling me their teachers were recounting their personal experiences on Sept. 11th, 2001. Two teachers were not born yet, 1 was in 1st grade and others in 3rd and 4th. I’m not even sure how I’m typing this as I immediately disintegrated when they said this.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hear me out: everyone should bet $5,000 that the Dems will win the House and Senate. If you lose the bet, you won’t be out anything because we have a personal guarantee from Donald J Trump we will receive $5,000 if the GOP wins both!

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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The premise is: It’s time to play the music It’s time to light the lights It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

At dinner tonight, my daughter said she thought Labor Day was a day to celebrate women giving birth. We all had a good laugh at that. Can you imagine? A day to honor women? So silly!

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

september issue is out

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Is everything ok babe? You’ve hardly touched your bowl of sauerkraut I’m force feeding you while the Secretary of State munches on a pop tart.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

At this point, we better be 18 hours into planning an internationally broadcast tribute concert at the Grand Ole Opry, benefitting the Imagination Library.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Reminder: “Hard Candy Christmas” is not actually a holiday song, so go ahead and play it.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ozymandias shoulda made two monuments so he could have told people to look upon his works ye mighty and de spare

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026

This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I had seen Warhol’s iconic Dolly Parton portrait many times, but a few weeks ago I was at the Crystal Bridges art museum and saw this Polaroid he used as a reference for the finished piece. I used it as a springboard to talk to my kids about her amazing life. The world will never be the same.

Polaroid photo of Dolly Parton from the top of her chest up, circa 1985. Her slightly curly blond hair forms a halo around her face. She is wearing bright red lipstick, two tone eyeshadow in blue and pink and a pair of teardrop earrings. She has a slight smile.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I think I need to take bereavement leave for the rest of the day. Or week.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I read something about AI agents talking to each other and it used the ↔️ emoji. I immediately thought of ))<>(( from Me and You and Everyone We Know.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 19/08/2026

wife: what's wrong? me: I just got diagnosed with dyslexia wife: wtf me: no actually this is bad

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Has anyone considered that the Navy is doing those sailors a service by not serving them food, since our entire system appears to have been contaminated at this point.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Bryon Noem

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Controversial opinion: hurricanes should not share a name with a Teletubby.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

No, no, it’s great that the new actor playing Professor X is over a decade younger than me. Doesn’t make me feel old at all.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Getting myself worked up trying to imagine the type of person that thinks that Elon video is anything resembling cool.

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Would you like to watch the video I auto-compiled of Jake and Erica laughing at your Meta AI glasses?"

Another Meta AI diagram of Jake and Erica laughing at the guy in Meta AI glasses. A dialogue box says, "I've generated some highlights of tonight's party. Would you like to see them?"

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Meta AI, are Jake and Erica laughing at me because I'm wearing Meta AI glasses?"

Meta AI diagram of Jake and Erica laughing at an idiot wearing Meta AI glasses

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

(Me waggling my eyebrows): “So, how do you fight bilge rot in your lowest and wettest rooms?”

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Mr. President, we’ve got to get you out of here. Slide into this catering truck and we’ll have you aboard the diarrhea jet in no time.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Do you think they put a Trump body double on Air Force One and said he was sleeping the entire flight?

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

In 3rd grade, a kid told this joke: “Why do monkeys have green hair?” When the person says they don’t know he said “I don’t know either” and wipes his nose and runs it through his hair. Years later I realized he got the joke wrong and meant “punks” Anyway, here’s that punchline visualized .

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

“Don’t block out the music of humanity”

A photo of a bus full of white men in Proud Boys hats, sunglasses, navy polo shirts and khakis on the way to a hate rally.

In their midst is a single black woman in a green sweatshirt staring at the camera

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