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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“WHAT YEAR DID YOU GRADUATE FROM MIT?”

Donald Trump yelling at a boy mowing the lawn of the White House.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I remember watching this scene from Halloween 3 the one and only time my older cousins babysat me and my siblings. I was 5.

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Seasonwitch Halloween 3: Pumpkin Mask Reveal

ALT: Seasonwitch Halloween 3: Pumpkin Mask Reveal

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Our parents didn’t want to hear from us, why would strangers?

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That explains the wardrobe I had full of disembodied legs.

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you think your co-workers don’t understand your sense of humor now, just you wait!

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If playing Risk has taught me anything, it’s that Irkutsk has borders with a lot of places in Asia.

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Apparently my daughter’s 6th grade teacher has been teaching them the real history they need to know. She came home asking my wife if she used a bumpit in her hair when she was younger.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thank you for recognizing Almodóvar colors.

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watching the USMNT and I think my 11-year-old daughter has officially developed a crush on Julian Hall.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess it is Super Intelligence

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Everybody shut up! It’s nap time for our special guy

I do hope you have seen this. bsky.app/profile/matt...

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I’ve seen a lot of panic that AI is going to replace all office jobs. Frankly, I have used a couple models to see how they perform, and I don’t think they are anywhere close to replacing people. Once a model interrupts me to ask if I’m working hard or hardly working, I might get concerned.

I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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I would call them pandiplomats but I recognize protocol isn't black and white.

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I don’t like getting it caught in the drain.

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Galactic Gatsby Grey Gatsby Second Stage Gatsby Children of the Gatsby First Gatsby

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My daughter said Sienna Spiro was wearing an interesting dress. I said it was riveting and she rolled her eyes so hard I could hear it.

Sienna Spiro wearing a metallic dress with small studs

Robin D. Laws @robindlaws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Whenever I don’t understand something on here I realize it’s about sports so I hope all the fans are enjoying the series between the Texas Choosers and the Iced Coffees

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tonight, it’s the VMAs! Featuring LIVE performances from: -Magenta! -Sophia Dunbar! -Lil 2 Cruul! -On Like K0️⃣ng! -The Oceaneers! -Tha$$ Pure! -Tyler Cross! -My Never Going Back! -And Kyya!

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Spent the day spiraling, worrying about those poor poor “men” who forget they are men because they do not have a wife feeding them bacon daily.

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m absolutely shocked the man who fabricated a civil war battle that took place on one of his properties would not treat historical sites with the dignity they deserve. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

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Trump Fondly Remembers the Fake Civil War Battle That Took Place on His Golf Course

What do you mean you've never heard of the "River of Blood"?

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I find it FASCINATING that they frame this as a “key battleground state” when talking about Iowa. Trump was +13 in Iowa in 2024.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I guess we have given up on soft diplomacy, if you know what I mean.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You’re telling me Earth, Wind, & Fire have been singing about Devil’s Nutting Day this whole time?

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Would you make that jump on camera for, say $50,000! Because you might still have an opportunity there.

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me coming home late after my wife has already fallen asleep

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

[Me walking around a city]: “This is one of the greatest cities in the world, but where is your sniper’s perch?”

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What I shout when playing Clue* *Cluedo for our British friends.

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Who would have been the GM for this? Threefold is such a great AP and hopefully this can be launched at some point.

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Jason Voorhees Darr @jasondtx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What if this was how it happened?

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just ordered one, so my plans for a pants-free ‘27 will only apply to clothing.

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Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

News by AI, for AI, and about AI.

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Walking into the hardware store and showing this to the clerk “I’d like to see if you have this in a pasty.”

Matt Wagner @mattwag.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I will tell my children how we were limited to a window with four panes (pains?) and they will shudder in horror.