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Matt Van Horn

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Ralph Gracie black belt, programmer, card player, shooter, home brewer, amateur pizzaiolo, bedroom DJ, and electric unicyclist. He/him. ADHD 🇵🇷🇮🇹+ @mattvanhorn@mastodon.social @mattvh on IG (but probably not for long) Free Palestine!

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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 6h
If I die, I die.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fair Q
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 29/09/2026
With all the spying the online ad industry does, you’d think they’d be able to figure out when I made the purchase and stop paying to advertise to me. I pre-ordered a Thermapen Nano less than 24 hours ago, and I’ve already seen or blocked over two dozen Thermaworks ads.
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Markus Pössel @mpoessel.de · 27/09/2026
Re-upping to the science, astro and physics feeds 🧪🔭⚛️ (Just saw @saavikford.bsky.social re-up it, thanks for the reminder!)
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SWOP Behind Bars @swopbehindbars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We try to post threads because we know not everyone will click links. This is one of those threads, please read it, but please also click the link and read the entire piece. We have been watching this story unfold but haven't seen much media traction. There is a serial killer in Philadelphia.
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026
I've only seen a dozen of these. Seems low, for 26 years.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cute! Hot2Vote is a new voter registration campaign led by workers in the adult entertainment industry, including performers, directors, producers, strippers, online creators, sex educators and advocates, who want “to defend our rights to privacy, free expression, and bodily autonomy.” hot2vote.org
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Use your power. Register to vote, verify your status, and join the Hot2Vote Artist Ambassador Program.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my god. This is DELICIOUS
https://variety.com/2026/music/news/ed-sheeran-concerts-canceled-storm-1236875556/
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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 24/09/2026
lmao even literal channers are sick of the republicans and their desperate culture war against us. this shit is an electoral failure, which is why there is no reason for any democrat to capitulate on the issue.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 24/09/2026
Once again asking Bluesky developers and mods to please for the love of all that is good to make it a site policy violation to run unannounced bots that interact with users and to provide a user control setting to preemptively block interactions from announced bots. This is a scourge on the site.
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please give what you can to help this incredible author and wonderful human to find a cozy, livable apartment in his new home in Scotland! Bonus: cats will also be happy.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We used to be a proper planet, one that rewarded its top scholars in style.
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am not anti-AI as much as I am anti tools being foisted on us by fascists built on stolen labor with the intent of stealing not just more labor, but workers' confidence and livelihoods, with a side-effect of telling teens to kill themselves.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 22/09/2026
if what’s alleged in this story is true, not only should collins lose, she should also go to prison
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 22/09/2026
Drop a THREAT.
Delenn from Babylon 5:
"Only one human Captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. 
If you value your lives, be somewhere else."
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 21/09/2026
Hey, c’mon - he’s only 14,616 hours late.
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 21/09/2026
Box art of Elite, an 80s game I played on an Apple ][+
Game UI of Elite, an 80s game I played on an Apple ][+
It shows a FPV of approaching a rotating space station with other instruments at the bottom of the display.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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LetsGoGetSomeBBQnGetBusy @grippysockgoblin.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026
has anybody called this stuff disasterbating yet lol.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We are not living through "an authoritarian impulse," we are living through actual AUTHORITARIANISM.
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 19/09/2026
Cool, cool. I always wanted to live through WW3. Wait - no I didn’t. Especially not when the US just blew most of its wad in Iran.
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy shit! Shudder could not be in better hands. Angel is the fucking best, and this is one hell of a woman to put in that job. A true horror nerd to the bone, this is gonna be an exciting new era for Shudder. www.fangoria.com/fangoria-ang...
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Fango’s Angel Melanson Brings Her Incredible Talents To Shudder
FANGORIA's Angel Melanson has joined AMC Global Media as the new Director of Programming for our horror pals over at Shudder.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you just know that posting "i'm just trying to start a polite conversation about who deserves human rights" will not be marked 'toxic,' but anyone responding 'hey fuck off with that' will earn +5 toxic points
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 17/09/2026
If I spend $400 a month buying food at Safeway, and I say “I’m not shopping at Safeway anymore” then I don’t lose $400 a month anymore. Right?
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 16/09/2026
😂😂😂😂😂
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 16/09/2026
“Better to remain silent and be thought complicit, than to speak and remove all doubt.”
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is no word more annoying than “controversy.” There is no “Ed Sheeran controversy.” Ed Sheeran stepped on his dick. Ed Sheeran is wrong. Ed Sheeran is a little bitch. Ed Sheeran is a zionist asshole. Ed Sheeran is complicit. None of those statements are “controversial.” They are objective fact.
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 16/09/2026
There is a short video going around (taken with a zoom), and when you see it, you will understand why they did that.
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My morning jam:
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"When that Man is Dead and Gone" (1941) Anti-Hitler Song by Irving Berlin - Live at Joe's Pub
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 15/09/2026
Has @funranium.bsky.social seen this?
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I don’t take sides” means you’ve taken a side. And usually the shameful one.
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Sexy Hyperpolitical Husband @sexyhusband.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If only there were a way of expressing my hatred of the corrupt, greedy and destructive US medical system with toys.
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 13/09/2026
Goose chase meme:
Goose: "Unconstrained?"
Goose, while chasing man: "Unconstrained from what, motherfucker!?"
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Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gina, James, I’m not surprised y’all are being this dumb, but I am rightfully insulted and disappointed by it.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't believe it's been 9 years.
Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 11/09/2026
Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only.
Amanda Collins, playing the android (gynoid?) Mother in "Raised By Wolves"
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 11/09/2026
Regardless of the contraption, is this the worst-fitting suit a president has ever been seen in? Maybe @dieworkwear.bsky.social has seen worse.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey. From someone who knows about those intrusive thoughts and how loud they can be, the world is better with you in it. I promise you that.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Kathy @katvan62desertrose.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Only 56 days until the Trump midpoint national referendum. 🗳️ 🌊
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 09/09/2026
Everything he touches turns to 💩
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 09/09/2026
My mother has told me I should sue over respiratory issues, that I incurred living close to ground zero. But I don’t care about the money, and I can live with the effects, just as long as Rudy Giuliani dies in prison.
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 07/09/2026
I will send a free book to any minor in Craighead county who asks me for one. I hope others join me in this. My DMs are open.
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 03/09/2026
It probably wasn’t a good idea to force myself to stand up with a guy who is twenty years younger and a hundred pounds heavier than me sprawling on my back.
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Pudgy Penguin's Back Pain
Alt: Pudgy Penguin's lower back pain is making him grimace.
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Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 03/09/2026
Go do this - his workshops are great. I did one a few years back and got a lot out of it.
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