Sign in

Matt Van Horn

@mattvanhorn.com
792 followers 1K following 7.1K posts

Ralph Gracie black belt, programmer, card player, shooter, home brewer, amateur pizzaiolo, bedroom DJ, and electric unicyclist. He/him. ADHD 🇵🇷🇮🇹+ @mattvanhorn@mastodon.social @mattvh on IG (but probably not for long) Free Palestine!

PostsRepliesMedia
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 19h
Seriously?
A Bergara B14-HMR rifle, on a bipod, with a scope and muzzle brake.
100
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 28/09/2026
Reminds me of Koch Snowflakes - finite area with an infinite perimeter. Menger sponges have infinite surface area and (approaching) zero volume, and a topological dimension of 1
Koch SnowflakeM4 Menger Sponge
130
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026
Manicules: The Hands of Fate
Screenshot from "Manos: Hands Of Fate"
A mustachioed man in a giant black poncho with huge red hands printed on it, spreads his arms wide while standing in a corner.
1101
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 22/09/2026
Drop a THREAT.
Delenn from Babylon 5:
"Only one human Captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. 
If you value your lives, be somewhere else."
020
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 21/09/2026
Box art of Elite, an 80s game I played on an Apple ][+
Game UI of Elite, an 80s game I played on an Apple ][+
It shows a FPV of approaching a rotating space station with other instruments at the bottom of the display.
000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 18/09/2026
“The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire. The former are idealists acting from highest motives for the greatest good of the greatest number. The latter are surly curmudgeons, suspicious and lacking in altruism. But they are more comfortable neighbors than the other sort.” — R. Heinlein
000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 17/09/2026
OMG - it’s still there if I want to go back.
A plate of puffy gyoza in front of a cold mug of beer.
160
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 14/09/2026
I get the feeling it might be more than just her job.
Weijia Jiang, seated next to Trump at the WHCD and leaning in to converse with him, while he looks like he might actually be listening.
010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 14/09/2026
You have an open invitation to come get one of mine, any time.
A glistening, browned chicken being rotisseried over charcoal in a Weber grill.
010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 13/09/2026
There were some anti-racist old school country artists, too - like Johnny Cash. Snoop Dogg called him "a real American gangster", (and also remixed "I Walk the Line").
Louis Armstrong playing next to Johnny Cash, sitting on a wooden bench. Both are laughing.
150
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 13/09/2026
Goose chase meme:
Goose: "Unconstrained?"
Goose, while chasing man: "Unconstrained from what, motherfucker!?"
021
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 11/09/2026
Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only.
Amanda Collins, playing the android (gynoid?) Mother in "Raised By Wolves"
010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 11/09/2026
Beware.
Bottle of Arz Original Ayran Yogurt Drink.
110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 09/09/2026
I lived on Henry St, just off of Chatham Square. It smelled for six months. I watched the trucks full of rubble go over the Manhattan bridge non stop.
Map showing that I lived a mile away from ground zero.
130
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 04/09/2026
15 years in the Bay Area and I still talk like a New Yorker.
Map of the US that was a red from NYC to Maine, blue in the middle and yellow around California
030
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 03/09/2026
I've seen it apply in a lot of situations. I was out of work for almost a year, but because I was (somewhat) prepared for it, I was "luckier" than most. But when I think of luck, I always remember this story:
Once upon a time there was a Chinese farmer whose horse ran away. That evening, all of his neighbors came around to commiserate. They said, “We are so sorry to hear your horse has run away. This is most unfortunate.” The farmer said, “Maybe.” The next day the horse came back bringing seven wild horses with it, and in the evening everybody came back and said, “Oh, isn’t that lucky. What a great turn of events. You now have eight horses!” The farmer again said, “Maybe.” 

The following day his son tried to break one of the horses, and while riding it, he was thrown and broke his leg. The neighbors then said, “Oh dear, that’s too bad,” and the farmer responded, “Maybe.” The next day the conscription officers came around to conscript people into the army, and they rejected his son because he had a broken leg. Again all the neighbors came around and said, “Isn’t that great!” Again, he said, “Maybe.”

The whole process of nature is an integrated process of immense complexity, and it’s really impossible to tell whether anything that happens in it is good or bad — because you never know what will be the consequence of the misfortune; or, you never know what will be the consequences of good fortune.
110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 24/08/2026
I'd better get moving...
World map titled 'The world: where I've been,' with countries shaded by travel level. Most of the world is yellow (never been, 218 countries); a handful in Europe, the Americas, and Asia are shaded green through blue for passed through (3), visited (7), stayed a while (3), and lived there (2) — the latter including the United States and Japan.
001
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 24/08/2026
My map:
Map of the US showing 
I've lived in: NY,NJ,GA,FL, and CA
I've stayed a while in PA and NV 
I've visited WA,OR,AZ,TX,LA,IL,VA,VT,NH,MA,RI,CT
I've passed through CO, NC and SC
100
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 19/08/2026
Does anyone else feel like they’re defiling this when they pull it out of the packaging?
A perfectly coiled power cord for a MacBook Pro still in its packaging, just before first its first use.
110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 17/08/2026
Yes.
John Brown, the abolitionist.
000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 08/08/2026
We can hope that something similar is happening.
From left, Freddie Oversteegen (1945), Hannie Schaft (1943), Truus Oversteegen with Sten gun during WWII. | From "Seducing and Killing Nazis"
021
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 08/08/2026
Donald Trump looks directly into the sun, without any eye protection, as Melania stands next to him wearing sunglasses and looking down.
001
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 08/08/2026
Orinda, too.
The very first Cybertaxi prototype (V_001), seen on highway 24 in Orinda.
070
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 07/08/2026
Guess it depends on what you're driving. (If you look very closely at the second picture you can see my midlife crisis starting.)
My black Mustang GT in a parking lot in front of some trees.Me with a BMW i8 that I was driving around Red Rocks near Las Vegas. It's parked on dirt and there are scrubby hills in the background.
020
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 06/08/2026
Has anyone tried this stuff? Is it any good? ☕️🇵🇷
Several varieties of canned Café Bustelo on the shelf at Safeway. 
Con vanilla, con leche, con dulce de leche
100
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 05/08/2026
There was a movie about this:
A still from the 1986 horror movie “From Beyond” showing one character’s pineal gland poking out of their skull on a stalk.
010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 05/08/2026
Meanwhile the Republicans have been increasingly radical for the past 34 years, and this is the result:
Chart showing that over the last 34 years Republicans have been winning trifectas in a steadily increasing number of states overall, save for a brief blip around Obama.
041
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 05/08/2026
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. -- William Edward Hickson
000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 02/08/2026
When I eat something it stays eaten.
A plate of chicken wing bones with barely anything left on them.
000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 31/07/2026
Give me 4 versions of you The car enthusiast, the anti-fascist, the art-lover, the black belt.
Me standing in front of a white BMW i8 with the butterfly doors open. In the back are the hills outside of Vegas. Me, looking sunburned, pointing to graffiti that says “ANTIFA LS” in Lisbon. I’m wearing a black sleeveless undershirt. Me inside a colorful and spotted Yayoi Kusama installation at SFMOMA. Me, in a gi, standing on white mats in front of the Ralph Gracie SF Concord logo. I’m holding my gi open to show my “World of Wristlocks” rash guard
010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 30/07/2026
Been thinking things over and wonder if I've taken this whole longevity thing too far.
Gary Oldman as Dracula in the 1992 movie by Coppola & Besson
011
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 30/07/2026
I came here to say the same thing. All the AI slop just kind of blends together into a technicolor puke puddle and fails to be memorable, but a witty stick figure cartoon will stand out now.
Cover of "The Art of Getting Over" showing the iconic stick figure with halo that used to be drawn all over NYC by the graffiti artist known as Stay High 149.
0180
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 26/07/2026
The congressional website begs to differ:
From https://www.congress.gov/crs-product/LSB10559:

The border search exception applies to the physical border as well as the border's
"functional equivalent," such as an international airport or post office receiving international mail.
100
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/07/2026
Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.
A woman in a leather cap and stockings rides a leather hooded man in shorts as a snowboard while people look on. She has a black leather jacket on, too, and a chain around his collar in one hand and a chain to his ankles in another.
000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 24/07/2026
This rotisserie is one of the best investments I’ve ever made.
Beautiful mahogany colored glistening chicken on a rotisserie over coals.
030
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 17/07/2026
I've always liked this one.
1984 Ford Mustang GT 2D Hatchback, in white with a black stripe and trim.
020
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 16/07/2026
Worse than this:
Robot bureaucrat from the movie Elysium
010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 14/07/2026
Adapted a Fork & Embers recipe to my Weber rotisserie. Pork loin, with a honey-lime glaze, and cherry, hickory and oak smoke. Juicy and delicious.
A pork sirloin roast, on a rack in a pan. It is reddish orange and shiny from a paprika rub and honey lime glaze. The same roast, sliced on a cutting board, showing juicy pork, with just a slight smoke ring.
000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 13/07/2026
Your reading comprehension is zero, and you also seem to lack the context that Uncommitted was seeking the tiniest bit of Palestinian representation ***at the Democratic convention***, not in some random newspaper article (where the very first paragraph is this:)
By Mat Nashed and Maram Humaid
Published On 23 Jul 2024
23 Jul 2024
Palestinians in Gaza and the occupied West Bank say a United States presidency under Kamala Harris would do little to halt Israel’s war on Gaza after US President Joe Biden’s decision to drop his re-election bid.
001
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 09/07/2026
Created in 1968, Accession IV by Eva Hesse is a landmark post-minimalist sculpture. It features an open-topped galvanized steel cube containing thousands of woven rubber tubes that protrude from the interior. The contrast between the rigid geometric exterior and the unruly, organic center creates an unsettling, bodily effect.Painted in 1928, Night Windows is a quintessential Edward Hopper oil-on-canvas that captures a voyeuristic view into a brightly lit New York City apartment at night. The painting is structured around three identical, dark green window frames that resemble a film strip, framing a scene akin to an illuminated stage. Through the window on the far left, a sheer curtain flutters outward, suggesting a cool evening breeze. Inside, a woman in a pink chemise is hunched over in a casual, somewhat inelegant pose, attending to private affairs completely oblivious to the viewer's gaze. This elevates a common urban experience—glancing into the window of a passing elevated train—into a profound study of modern isolation and voyeurism.
011
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 07/07/2026
It looks pretty close to this, but the mini chocolate chips embedded in the circumference is what makes it for me.
Vanilla ice cream, between two chocolate chip cookies, ringed with mini chocolate chips.
110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 06/07/2026
I made these this year, and jam, and just eating them by the handful, but the ants, birds & squirrels still wound up with a lot of them.
 A picture of Marillenknödel, which is a traditional Austrian apricot dumpling, made by encasing fresh apricots (with a sugar cube inside) in a sweet dough, boiling them, and then coating them in buttery, toasted breadcrumbs and powdered sugar.
040
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 05/07/2026
My Mustang GT craves blood.
Murdered out black Mustang GT with license plate VRYDARK
010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 04/07/2026
I saw a few versions of a “Reflecting Pool” cocktail, which seems more apt this year. Make it with blueberry skins for extra realism.
The Reflecting Pool - an unappealing looking greenish cocktail, with bits of blue in it. 

loz Rum loz Mezcal
1/4 oz lime
1/4 oz honey syrup
1 bar spoon matcha muddled mint
blue garnish (optional)
110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 03/07/2026
Oh, yeah… that must’ve hurt. ICE must be really strapped for cash now.
The current baseline annual discretionary budget for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is $10.88 billion for Fiscal Year 2026.

However, this baseline is vastly expanded by a massive multi-year funding measure passed by Congress in June 2026. Under this budget reconciliation package, ICE was awarded an additional $38 billion to fund mass deportation, detention, and enforcement operations through the remainder of President Trump's term.
100
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 30/06/2026
Saw a nice one on my camping trip.
Butterfly on a leaf. It is yellow with black stripes.
110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 29/06/2026
I touched some grass (and water, and volcanic rock) this weekend.
Burney Falls. A huge waterfall with two main streams split by a tree, and a multitude of smaller ones. There’s a forest on top, and a beautiful blue sky. A beautiful stream runs through a vibrant green forest of conifers under a blue sky with a few fluffy clouds. A view down a subterranean lava tube, with a large pile of boulders that fell out of the ceiling in the foreground. In the foreground a shallow creek, in the background there are trees above a small hot spring on an outcrop.
010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/06/2026
Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours'?
33 Thomas Street (also known as the AT&T Long Lines Building) is a 550-foot-tall (170 m) windowless skyscraper in the Tribeca neighborhood of Lower Manhattan in New York City.
010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 22/06/2026
Thinking of my Dad today.
B&W photo of a man in striped swim trunks, and glasses hold in a baby with one arm. Behind them is a stone wall with what looks like a gazebo above it. They’ve both been in the water, judging by their hair.
010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 18/06/2026
Works for me.
Me, my .45, some tequila, and a laptop. 
(No weed in the picture because it would have jeopardized my 2nd amendment rights at the time.)
010