Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 28/09/2026Reminds me of Koch Snowflakes - finite area with an infinite perimeter. Menger sponges have infinite surface area and (approaching) zero volume, and a topological dimension of 1 130
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 14/09/2026You have an open invitation to come get one of mine, any time. 010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 13/09/2026There were some anti-racist old school country artists, too - like Johnny Cash. Snoop Dogg called him "a real American gangster", (and also remixed "I Walk the Line"). 150
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 11/09/2026Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only. 010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 09/09/2026I lived on Henry St, just off of Chatham Square. It smelled for six months. I watched the trucks full of rubble go over the Manhattan bridge non stop. 130
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 04/09/202615 years in the Bay Area and I still talk like a New Yorker. 030
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 03/09/2026I've seen it apply in a lot of situations. I was out of work for almost a year, but because I was (somewhat) prepared for it, I was "luckier" than most. But when I think of luck, I always remember this story: 110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 19/08/2026Does anyone else feel like they’re defiling this when they pull it out of the packaging? 110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 07/08/2026Guess it depends on what you're driving. (If you look very closely at the second picture you can see my midlife crisis starting.) 020
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 05/08/2026Meanwhile the Republicans have been increasingly radical for the past 34 years, and this is the result: 041
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 31/07/2026Give me 4 versions of you The car enthusiast, the anti-fascist, the art-lover, the black belt. 010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 30/07/2026Been thinking things over and wonder if I've taken this whole longevity thing too far. 011
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 30/07/2026I came here to say the same thing. All the AI slop just kind of blends together into a technicolor puke puddle and fails to be memorable, but a witty stick figure cartoon will stand out now. 0180
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/07/2026Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine. 000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 24/07/2026This rotisserie is one of the best investments I’ve ever made. 030
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 14/07/2026Adapted a Fork & Embers recipe to my Weber rotisserie. Pork loin, with a honey-lime glaze, and cherry, hickory and oak smoke. Juicy and delicious. 000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 13/07/2026Your reading comprehension is zero, and you also seem to lack the context that Uncommitted was seeking the tiniest bit of Palestinian representation ***at the Democratic convention***, not in some random newspaper article (where the very first paragraph is this:) 001
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 07/07/2026It looks pretty close to this, but the mini chocolate chips embedded in the circumference is what makes it for me. 110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 06/07/2026I made these this year, and jam, and just eating them by the handful, but the ants, birds & squirrels still wound up with a lot of them. 040
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 04/07/2026I saw a few versions of a “Reflecting Pool” cocktail, which seems more apt this year. Make it with blueberry skins for extra realism. 110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 03/07/2026Oh, yeah… that must’ve hurt. ICE must be really strapped for cash now. 100
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 29/06/2026I touched some grass (and water, and volcanic rock) this weekend. 010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/06/2026Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours'? 010