Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 11hI stopped watching this one in the middle. I should really go back and see the rest, now that I’m taking anti-anxiety drugs. 000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 21hNot as good as one that includes "prosecute the criminals in the executive branch." 010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 23hBut could we get the same effect with a meteor strike on Mar-a-lago? 040
Reposted by Matt Van HornThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fair Q 10856161863
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 03/10/2026She was my coworker’s stepmother for a while, way back when. Although I think they didn’t get along very well. 000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 02/10/2026I was playing poker (and drinking heavily, and smoking occasionally) in a lot of underground places in NYC for a lot of the 90s - it was probably around then. 000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 02/10/2026When did that come out? I'm pretty sure I bought or read that issue at some point. 100
Reposted by Matt Van Hornillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd. 15464851127
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 02/10/2026Dude - this part just leapt out at me, and then proceeded to explain a whole lot of things in my past. 2260
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 02/10/2026Yeah, they're never gonna drag me back to Catholicism, but I do have to say I like the new, cool pope. 000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 02/10/2026Or she dumped him, and he offered her $$$ for this post. 0110
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 02/10/2026This is why I am a single issue voter, and that issue is: prosecutions. 070
Reposted by Matt Van HornGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 294111954063
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 30/09/2026As a bearded weirdo, I just want to know how I can get Hegseth into a cage/ring/octagon with me for just 5 minutes. I am in his weight class, even though I'm 12 years older and a couple of inches shorter. Someone make it happen. 020
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 30/09/2026They don't even like it when you dig big holes anywhere near them. 000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 30/09/2026Desktop OS is a result of upbringing and environment. Text editor is the defining choice. 140
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 30/09/2026Yeah - besides celebrities, anyone who actually wants an elected position should be disqualified from it. 010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 29/09/2026It’s so annoying that I am considering canceling the order. Serves me right for spending $120 on a thermometer, I guess. 001
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 29/09/2026With all the spying the online ad industry does, you’d think they’d be able to figure out when I made the purchase and stop paying to advertise to me. I pre-ordered a Thermapen Nano less than 24 hours ago, and I’ve already seen or blocked over two dozen Thermaworks ads. 100
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 28/09/2026I used to ride my acoustic bike in Manhattan every day and almost always at more than 20mph. I’ve also been hit in a crosswalk on Madison Ave. by a bike messenger doing somewhere around that speed. They need to put in some work to classify things and explain why they are uniquely dangerous. 020
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 28/09/2026Reminds me of Koch Snowflakes - finite area with an infinite perimeter. Menger sponges have infinite surface area and (approaching) zero volume, and a topological dimension of 1 130
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 27/09/2026And she didn’t actually conceive in March because Jesus wasn’t born near the winter solstice, he was most likely born in mid-spring. 110
Reposted by Matt Van HornMarkus Pössel @mpoessel.de · 27/09/2026Re-upping to the science, astro and physics feeds 🧪🔭⚛️ (Just saw @saavikford.bsky.social re-up it, thanks for the reminder!) 2213
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 27/09/2026On the one hand, I can’t see giving up four hours to think about Elon, on the other hand, it might be really fun to see him get savagely ripped to shreds with an audience. 000
Reposted by Matt Van HornSWOP Behind Bars @swopbehindbars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We try to post threads because we know not everyone will click links. This is one of those threads, please read it, but please also click the link and read the entire piece. We have been watching this story unfold but haven't seen much media traction. There is a serial killer in Philadelphia. 4195128
Reposted by Matt Van Horndr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly. 172262564
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026I couldn't put a finger on it, but you are absolutely right. 010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026The next time someone asks me what I do for a living, I will have a hard time not lying about it. 020
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026I'm closer to 60 and I fully agree. There have always been petty assholes with too much undeserved authority. 010
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker." Seems apropos. 030
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026If the ice cubes are made of coffee it is an instant hire. 1341
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026You can't mix them with the manicules, or you might wind up with polycules, and nobody wants to see that on a poster. 1120
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026But not too fast - in fact we should have some transfusions set up. We've got one shot at this, we should make it last. 000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026I love this, going to use it to train my brain to switch between English, Japanese and Portuguese more easily. 030
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026Yeah - I have Netflix, Hulu/Disney+ pkg, Prime, and Apple TV+/Apple Music pkg Boycotting Paramount until it is in better hands, and Spotify until they are better for artists. 000
Matt Van Horn @mattvanhorn.com · 25/09/2026Slow Horses, Severance and Pluribus were worth the price of Apple TV+ for me, at least. Got some F1 events as a bonus, too. 101