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Matt Vancil

@mattvancil.bsky.social
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writer, filmmaker, raconteur creator of The Gamers, JourneyQuest, and Liberty Cabbage once put an orca in a headlock

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Matt Vancil @mattvancil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump is a Temu Lannister.
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Flyndersticks @threadbare.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"Great question, Croesus! While my status as a delphic model prevents me from elaborating further, I can affirm that by going to war with Persia you *will* destroy a mighty empire. Would you like me to write this up as a set of daily affirmations, or perhaps you'd like a list of mighty empires?"
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Matt Vancil @mattvancil.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
ME: That's a lovely fairy house, Bubble. BUBBLE: *sigh* It's not a fairy HOUSE. ME: Oh? Then what—? BUBBLE: So you know how I've been obsessed with that book about polio, right? ME: So... it's—? BUBBLE: An isolation ward. ME: I see. BUBBLE: For fairies.
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Matt Vancil @mattvancil.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
How is the GOP planning to attract young voters?
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." - James Baldwin
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
And then this shit just came out. When you’re making over $700k a year, gaining $12k is nothing. It’s a nice vacation, redoing the garage, giving a niece/nephew a car. When you’re making $23k a year, losing $1600 is “are we paying for food or for the house or for medical bills” territory.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa. It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;) It's so New York.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.
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Dr. Manhattan @thenewthinker.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
everything about this article is so deeply American. exiling the truth teller, wanting to know the history but not too much, inability to come to terms with its own violent history. fam, this is as American as apple pie.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/06/2025
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/06/2025
Every year that passes, I come to better appreciate just how traumatic members of the US elite find it to be yelled at by progressive young people. It is *vastly* more upsetting to them than being yelled at by reactionaries. They warp their entire identities & ideologies around it!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
4 panel comic

First two panels are entitled “Journalist Visits Twitter”

Panel 1: Journalist is skipping happily through Twitter. Behind them, two people shout “Black people suck!” And “gay people suck”

Panel 2: Journalist continues to skip. Two more people shout “trans people suck” and “immigrants suck!”

The second two panels are titled “Journalist Visits Bluesky”

Panel 3: Journalist skips into bluesky and someone immediately shouts “YOU suck”

Panel 4: Journalist is crouched on the floor, absolutely devastated. In the foreground is a piece of paper that reads “Today, I went to hell”
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Burgess Everett @burgessev.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend” Full emails below
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This is an absolute betrayal of promises made by Congress to protect the people who protected American soldiers. A betrayal by people who think American greatness is based on half-assed military parades rather than being a credible ally to those that risked their lives for America.
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Mega👻Thee🎃Tron @valarmordollars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨
Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook 

"Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to...

A: find your mom's Facebook

B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were

C: badly photoshop that into a locket

D: convince you I'm your daughter.

Happy Father's Day Daddy."A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. 
Brooke replied to this picture of his penis.
Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day.

Him: Nice
Did you like what you saw
I can send you more

Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest.

Him: Why?

Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped.

Him: How old are you

Brooke: 36Him: OK who is your mom

Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man...

Him: Show it to me now

Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me.

Him:Jesus That's my senior pictureHim: Erase the picture I sent you
Deplete the picture I sent
Delete
Fucking he'll
Who is your mom
Tiffany
Brandy

Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment.

I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad.

Him: Jesus hell I didn't know
I said delete it
Who is your mom
Where do you live
Delete the picture
Don't tell your mom this ok

Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/06/2025
Couple things I learned today: - Seniors are extremely fired up about this - "Fuck ICE" is a normie position now - People are MASSIVELY pissed off about Sen. Padilla being wrestled to the ground in LA - We all we got, we all we need
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/06/2025
the story today is of a profoundly low energy military parade being met with millions of americans in nationwide protests denouncing the dictatorial pretensions of the president
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
so far this week: DHS vows to not leave California till it is "liberated" from elected reps Opposition leaders detained illegally Opposition leaders indicted Opposition leaders and families murdered to wrest control of a state military parade with tanks through US capital Red line here yet?
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 14/06/2025
Jesus. The juxtaposition of these two posts back to back is just...
10:30am:

"Brevard County Sheriff Sheriff Wayne Ivey: "If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at, because we will kill you graveyard dead."

10:49am:


law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.
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Dr. William Horne @wihorne.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The administration's criminalization of Dem politicians for being Dem politicians is designed to produce exactly this outcome. Their celebration & pardon of white vigilantes is designed to produce exactly this outcome.
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Dr. William Horne @wihorne.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I would like to be wrong abt this. I would like for white conservatism to accept dissent & respect the rights & ideas of others. I would love to live in an actual democracy. Until we actually address the problem of chronic right wing lawlessness, however, all the rest is just wishful thinking.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 11/06/2025
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I tend to think about what is happening to America right now as the ongoing attempted murder-suicide of multiracial democracy by a white nationalist minority and it’s very frightening but what’s happening in LA feels like a good sign that we’re not going down without a fight
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Steve Lafleur @stevelafleur.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Uncle Rico Dynamite @unclericodynamite.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Don't forget it
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 08/06/2025
If you really want to drive the point home about how fucked up ICE is then people should start forcing Star Wars themes on ICE. Protesters should start playing the imperial march whenever ICE shows up and should also start dressing like the rebel alliance.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
ICE crossed a line in LA
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Joseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
As a western Washington and former Centralia resident this makes me SO happy.
r/Washington 10h
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Chehalis Tribe Buys Billboard, Plans to Replace Messages with Accurate U.S. History
YOU TOOK THE LAND.
WE TOOK THE BILLBOARD.
HAMILTON CORNER
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
There are moments with authoritarian takeovers where resistance is met with state power and violence in order to intimidate a population into compliance. What happens then literally defines everything. Stay strong. Stay safe. Stay focused.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I say this a lot but we are all so lucky this generation of fascists came of age on message boards and not stabbing people to death at close range in a trench while the world detonates endlessly around them
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The right to bring a challenge to your custody to a neutral magistrate has survived in the common law with very few exceptions or exemptions for nine hundred years. Suspending it over a made-up "invasion" is not "controversial." The US media is just openly refusing to meet the moment at this point
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james 🐎🔫 @buffalocia.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The first Democratic governor who sends their state troopers into an ICE field office to free someone ICE has kidnapped is going to be president in four years.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Can't be overstated how fucked up it is that Black folk came up with a word to express people being aware of the oppression of other people and it's now targeted by far right governments globally as something evil that must be destroyed
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If ICE wants to charge me with obstruction or aiding/abetting or whatever else just for doing my job no doubt they'll do that anyway but it does feel especially important right now for anyone reading this in the future to specifically state that I do not encourage or endorse violence of any kind
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Matt Vancil @mattvancil.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
It is weird to watch everyone on TNG be like "LOL, Data you don't have emotions," when Data clearly demonstrates pride and delight in his special interests, and when Riker was going to use Q power to make him like everyone else, he was clearly afraid. Data, my brother, you're just autistic.
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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
linkedin post screenshot:

Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet
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James Youngman @jyoungman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This is such an obvious win for the city. It's not just one of the most pedestrian friendly streets in Seattle, it's one of the most miserable driving streets, even within the most miserable driving neighborhood, which is also the main hub of the regional transit system.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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Matt Vancil @mattvancil.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
"What's it like working with @yourlamentablefriends.com?" Like drinking from a firehose.
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Cabin 9 Films @cabin9films.com · 29/03/2025
Welcome to The Jilted Bard. Please try our assortments of Sardonuts and Scornes. If you need a pick-me-up, order an afternoon caffeine hit at our Vicious Mocharie, where barista Collin is waiting to ignore order. The Jilted Bard - Coffee, Tea, and Baked Good Enoughs.
Flynn the Fine stands in front of a bar in the woods. The neon above says the Jilted Bard. A sign out front reads Sardonuts & Scornes
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