Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 5hfavorite WNBA matchups based on team names: 1. Fever-Dream 2. Sun-Storm (*RIP Connecticut Sun) 3. Fire-Storm 4. Sky-Wings 5. Mercury-Sun 6. Sky-Aces 7. Sparks-Fire the NBA simply can't touch this kind of word association, get it together fellas 5463
Reposted by Matt Uffordbrainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 10hI appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real 23891147
Reposted by Matt UffordMo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 14h🚨 Writer / journalism folks, please share: Slate is hiring a staff writer jobs.lever.co/slate/61b849...jobs.lever.coSlate - Staff WriterSlate is hiring a staff writer whose work will move across the magazine, with a home in the life section. We’re looking for a driven, creative reporter who finds unique ways to approach tricky questio... 280106
Reposted by Matt UffordRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the start of the World Cup + every game since the World Cup is one of the best extended runs in USMNT history but right in the middle of that they had a very important game where they repeatedly blasted themselves in the groin with a shotgun 1539631
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I saw a muted clip of Steven A. Smith yammering and Mad Dog was looking like this ... and brother that's a whole world I'm just not curious about. I can see there's lore but I'll just never be interested. might as well tell me the plot of Fourth Wing 5310
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gimme Schwake, Kochen, and Sounders shifty greaseball Andrew Thomas in the next camp. I'm a freak for goalkeepers, baby! 2210
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my #USMNT hot take is that Schwake and Kochen are both better than the three keepers we took to the World Cup 2361
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026sports tip: do not say "time to watch my favorite teen boys!" when you turn on the USMNT game 3660
Reposted by Matt UffordDamon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk” 3988466
Reposted by Matt UffordSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21691891686
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026wasn't quite awake when I saw people reacting to Dennis Hastert's death and thought they were talking about Dennis Haskins's death. very relieved that Mr. Belding wasn't a known child molester, RIP to that Dennis only 3381
Reposted by Matt UffordRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback 504145558
Reposted by Matt UffordCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/20265 minutes into the preseason and Nikola Jokic is throwing behind the back cross-court passes... I needed the replays too 23588103
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"how are the Eagles successful despite rancid vibes and a listless offense?" easy, they are the NFL's energy vampires 11056
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026sometimes I wonder why LA drivers are so befuddled when it rains. like, guys, it's just wet. all the concepts are the same, it's not hard. anyway that helps me understand what's going on with the Rams 4563
Reposted by Matt UffordCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tee still trying to find his socks 833460
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026very close to being able to squeeze in one more teen scorer 130
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love to be older than the combined age of USA's goal scorers tonight 3484
Reposted by Matt UffordCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT 19679148
Reposted by Matt UffordStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you 242449393
Reposted by Matt Uffordandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026no one's doing it like college woso 1257279
Reposted by Matt UffordMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that. 1043783592
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the thing I keep thinking is "this guy sucks to work with." like it's not even what he does as a teammate or competitor. he's a just a shitty co-worker. 1531422
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I thought this and wondered if it was a Minecraft thing 140
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Storm Duck Limited" is my boutique outdoor clothing line 1355
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026kudos to New York Times for breaking another "Man Who Destroys Safety and Social Order for a Living Suffers Brief Emotional Discomfort on Vacation" story. masters of the genre. 2887
Reposted by Matt UffordJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett 191471164
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"you'll see how the aquarium is central throughout the residence." 🤌🤌 www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_p...youtube.comEP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVINGYouTube video by Mike Tomlin 2570
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Mike Tomlin becomes a Minecraft YouTuber after secretly playing the game for 12 years" is putting the goofiest grin on my face. NFL story of the season. a realm beyond Mad Libs. 921210
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026willing to bet that there will in fact be zero artists in attendance 1130
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026over a long enough timeline all tech reporters become reactionary 041
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is Gen Y the same as Xennial? it's hard to keep track. 230
Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am generally pro-Birds but losing because Andy Dalton threw one (1) pass would be the funniest outcome 2740
