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Matt Paimon

@mattpaimon.bsky.social
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Horror/leftism/video games/Atheism/David Lynch/Twin Peaks/aspiring horror writer/free Palestine/trans rights are human rights/abolish ICE/never AI

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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not trying to be too judgmental here but if you still smoke cigarettes you are a huge fucking loser
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shapes of Midnight might actually be the best album
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everything I have seen of Control Resonant looks great and I will 100% play the shit out of it AT SOME POINT, but man it’s hard to muster up interest when it seems like Remedy consciously turned away from everything I really loved about the first game
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me and my friends would’ve killed angine de poitrine with hammers i can tell you that much
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Friends AND family? In this economy?
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats is some good-ass motherfucking shit, Halloween is here
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cannot describe how pissed it makes me when people call Trump a “pedophile defender;” like yes, he is that, but also don’t forget he is a literal pedophile himself!!! One of these things is worse than the other, say the worst thing you can about this piece of fucking shit!!!
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Ocarina of Time remake looks like a perfect recreation of the original with “modern” graphics and if you whine about it you are a total baby. What people actually don’t want to acknowledge or reckon with is that the original Ocarina of Time’s art style was ALSO ugly as shit
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So fucking sick of crossover horseshit in every video game! Doomguy in COD! Spawn in Diablo! Every fucking fictional character to ever exist in Fortnite, like if GameMasterAnthony’s birthday party took place in hell! Fucking enough! This shit sucks!!!!
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy New Chat Pile Day to all who celebrate and if you don’t celebrate, fuck you!
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pretty tired of living in hell
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We need to stop calling them anti-vaxxers and start calling them pro-plague.
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The most recent Doom trilogy starting with Doom (2016) might actually be video gaming’s best all-time trilogy but people are not ready for this conversation
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don’t know why people get so upset about not being able to still download and play the Silent Hills PT demo, all you have to do to replicate the experience is toss on a Halloween sound effects album while walking in a circle for a couple of hours
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The world’s highest IQ score carries the same authority as the highest score in Donkey Kong at a local Dave & Busters.
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As the world's highest IQ record holder, I believe there is only one ultimate truth we need to know:
Jesus Christ is Lord, and we will see His return in our lifetime.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My whole childless life I’ve been told when you become a parent your heart opens up to a new special magical kind of love, apparently a love so strong it will let children die of entirely preventable illnesses.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Both of my pups are declining very rapidly at the same time and it looks very grim and I’m so not OK on any level, I just hurt in every cell of my body every second of every day I love them so much
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sorry if I’m a dirty piece of shit lib but I’d vote for AOC in a heartbeat
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
AUGUST AGAIN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKILITEN "HOW IS IT AUGUST ALREADY I HATE AUGUST, I HATE EVERY MONTH, I AM LITERALLY ALWAYS UNFORORTABLE" FEEL LIKE KUATO IN TOTAL RECALL A SMALL GUY INSIDE A HUMAN BODY THATS CONTROLING THE HUMAN BUT NOT HUMAN IT SELF , FEEL LIKE A BRAIN IN A JAR BUT SOMEONE TRAPPED THE JAR IN A GUY , SO NOW I GOTA DEAL WITH THIS BODY, HARASSED BY MY OWN FLESH, BEDEVILED BY MY OWN OBLIGATION, ,,,, BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Putting Charley Crockett on here but not Twin Temple is disappointing but so predictable, when will we ever get a Satanist-friendly president?
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
99% of the time, when someone accuses you of selective outrage, it’s a way of politically demobilizing you and shutting you up “Why are you angry about data centers instead of fast fashion” isn’t about making you care about fast fashion. It’s about shutting you up about data centers And visa versa
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Weebs Posting Their L's Online @weebspostingls.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have a 20-year-old Gamecube that still works like a dream. So up yours, asshole.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This man is a mass murderer on the level of any of history's most reviled monsters.
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m a pretty predictable guy, music-wise, and l absolutely love most of the foundational goth bands but I gotta say…Bauhaus…I just don’t know if I get the hype
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Despite the fact that its iOS app performs like complete and utter dogshit, I think the worst thing I can say about Qobuz as a music streaming service is that I can’t listen to “Dallas Beltway” by Chat Pile on there
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just saw Jimmy Eat World perform their masterpiece “23” after watching them perform their album Bleed American in its entirety…guess my Hot Topic lovin’ ass from can die happy
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well it finally happened: bought so much vinyl that I made big plans to go buy a record that I literally bought less than a week ago…but still I persist
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Vaporfilm
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I do not wish to share a fan base with people who would insist that Hollow Knight is peak game design, Christ what ugly fucking turds
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
ICE killed a random guy today.
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Maybe for my birthday someone can just fucking murder me on the street, enough waffling, someone just make the decision for me
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Goddamnit, this is utter devastation
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As someone who has played on Sony consoles religiously since 1999…fuck Sony, fuck PlayStation, fuck all of this shit, the PS5 is the last Sony console I will own
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every day I think about how people who don’t make games utterly hijacked the videogame industry and then told everyone who makes games that the videogame industry no longer needs them. For all my rumination, I still can’t quite convey the scale and parasitic vileness of the medium’s appropriation.
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Mina the Hollower…my god…the fine folks at Yacht Club Games have done it again
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Listen, I’m a simple man. If Dan Barrett does a musical project, I’m just gonna fucking love it and that’s that
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Legitimately do not understand why the Chameleons never got as big as the Cure, but here is your reminder to listen to the Script of the Bridge if you haven’t before
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just remembered that Taskmaster is over and got really sad
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ah, my decades-long hatred of Microsoft and specifically them coming to the console space continues to pay dividends
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m so glad that everyone is having a good time I just cannot find it within me to give a single, solitary fuck about sports, truly cannot imagine giving less of a shit about pretty much anything
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 12/06/2026
A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Honest, sincere question from someone who absolutely worshipped the first game (first video game to ever make me cry!): who the actual fuck still cares about Kingdom Hearts at this point
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Minishoot’ Adventures is somehow a better Zelda game than both Breath of the Wild AND Tears of the Kingdom
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy 20th anniversary, AFI’s Decemberunderground, I love you 🐇🐇🐇
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Damn it would be so sick if I literally never had to hear about Graham Platner ever again
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A picture of Satan's head and a PlayStation 2 

The text: except Satan and win a free PS2 click here
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
no healthcare no vacations no energy no video games no jobs no steaks no housing no porn
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