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Matt Paimon

@mattpaimon.bsky.social
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Horror/leftism/video games/Atheism/David Lynch/Twin Peaks/aspiring horror writer/free Palestine/trans rights are human rights/abolish ICE/never AI

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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Matt Skiba is too talented to be in Blink 182
Norman Rockwell meme guy
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Still can’t believe I got to see AFI play the Boy Who Destroyed the World last week…still riding that high
Davey Havok of AFI
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Worst person you know just made a great point meme guy
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
20+ years ago both of these were two of my most prized CD’s and now thanks to @deadtankrecords.bsky.social they’re two of my most prized vinyls. Go buy stuff from them, great customer service too!
Vinyl copies of Alkaline Trio’s Good Mourning and Crimson, with a sticker for Dead Tank records in between them
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Another day of logging into Reddit to downvote any comment that speaks positively of Resident Evil 5, the biggest pile of dogshit in the franchise
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work farmer meme
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby meme
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Oh yeah we got our meds back, baby
Orc meme with text “looks like Ritalin is back on the menu, boys”
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Playing as Grace in Resident Evil 9
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pokémon games should really look a lot better than they do at this point
Norman Rockwell meme guy
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Special Agent Dale Cooper entering the town of Twin Peaks on February 24th
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I find myself unbelievably excited for multiple upcoming Konami titles…what is going on, are we back
Dale Cooper asking “What year is this?”
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Kyle Machlachlan as Jeffrey Beaumont in Blue Velvet looking down
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
When you do a wonder pick in the Pokémon card game app but accidentally don’t send a thanks in return
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
introduce yourself with: 1 movie 1 book 1 TV show 1 album
Poster for David Lynch’s Mulholland DriveCover art for Shaun Hamill’s Cosmology of MonstersTitle card for David Lynch and Mark Frost’s Twin Peaks Cover art for the Cure album Pornography
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The cover of Carl Sagan’s book the Demon Haunted World
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Leon S. Kennedy was so real for this
A screencap of Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 6 that shows him saying, “I just shot the president”
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Finally had my coffee
Dougie Jones, Mr. Jackpots, smiling while enjoying a cup of the hot bean juice
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Also I really only knew Justice Smith from Detective Pikachu so uh
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I think we need to start treating a history in the military as a liability and not an asset in our elected officials
Norman Rockwell meme guy
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My first Silent Hill f play through
Tim Robinson meme I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m scared
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I don’t think the combat in Silent Hill f is that bad
Norman Rockwell standing meme guy
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Uh yeah guess you could say I have a serious addiction to Pornography
The cover to the Cure’s 1982 masterpiece Pornography
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Man the game over screen for Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow does so unbelievably hard
Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow game over screen which features a Grim Reaper holding up some kind of blue energy orb??? Who knows but it rocks
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
You…have to spend 220 doodads to *squints* be able to see yourself on the map??? What the literal fuck is this
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Radiohead has always fucking sucked
Norman Rockwell meme guy
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna
Buddy Baker (Animal Man) in front of his fridge saying, “
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
When you hear people still setting off fireworks on July 5th
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Our neighbor’s new baby is beautiful
An image of a large stuffed Goomba plush from Super Mario Brothers placed in a baby’s stroller
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This test press I got with the new Frankie and the Witch Fingers album (which is fucking fantastic, btw) goes so hard
An image of a vinyl test press from the band Frankie and the Witch Fingers, which shows a line graph and the line is going through the head of an artistic rendition of a CEO/businessman-type person
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A yellow floating head seemingly yelling with the words “Let’s Goooooo!!!”
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
A picture of a sticker that says “Abolish ICE No Human is Illegal Especially on Stolen Land” and there is a butterfly
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Goodwill from me and mine to you and yours
Black pug/dachshund mix dog
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Looked up my favorite out of curiosity and wow
A screenshot of the Noah Baumbach movie Kicking & Screaming in IMDB, showing a 6.7 user score
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Heyyyyyyy
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Feeding crows curly fries on the beach
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Me checking Bluesky 700 times a day to see if anyone has stepped up to Luigi any of the Nazi fuckheads destroying this country
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
My first order of business as President of the United States of America is ensuring that Frank Miller never makes art ever again
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Trump becoming president again during the Year of the Snake
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Hell I just saw this guy in a lime green Mustang in Seattle
A picture of a man wearing full Grinch attire while driving a bright-as-hell green Ford Mustang in a parking lot in Seattle
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Coming to you LIVE from #TheGameAwards
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Mary…could you really be in this town???
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#SpotifyWrapped I also saw Alkaline Trio in March with Drug Church and it was one of the best shows I’ve ever seen
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Heard this was the place for dog pictures, so here’s one of my beautiful boys 💖
A picture of my pup, Special Agent Dale Cooper, in front of a fireplace. He is a Pug/Dachshund mix
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
On the move! #SqrlPix
A photo of a squirrel running on top of a fence with a couple of nuts in its mouth. I am led to believe that squirrel pictures do hella numbers here on Bluesky social
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Four Albums to Get to Know Me (even though 4 albums only is preposterous but oh well)
Album cover for AFI’s major label debut Sing the SorrowCover art for the Los Campesinos! album Romance is Boring
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Christmas sucks major ass and it’s ugly as fuck to boot
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Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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