Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not trying to be too judgmental here but if you still smoke cigarettes you are a huge fucking loser 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Shapes of Midnight might actually be the best album 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Control was just so unlike anything that came before it and the Oldest House is one of the coolest video game worlds ever. Resonant, however, seems like a million other games. Like oh boy, finally a video game that lets me be a white man tearing through New York City! What will they think of next 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everything I have seen of Control Resonant looks great and I will 100% play the shit out of it AT SOME POINT, but man it’s hard to muster up interest when it seems like Remedy consciously turned away from everything I really loved about the first game 100
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026me and my friends would’ve killed angine de poitrine with hammers i can tell you that much 001
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026New Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats is some good-ass motherfucking shit, Halloween is here 001
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cannot describe how pissed it makes me when people call Trump a “pedophile defender;” like yes, he is that, but also don’t forget he is a literal pedophile himself!!! One of these things is worse than the other, say the worst thing you can about this piece of fucking shit!!! 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Ocarina of Time remake looks like a perfect recreation of the original with “modern” graphics and if you whine about it you are a total baby. What people actually don’t want to acknowledge or reckon with is that the original Ocarina of Time’s art style was ALSO ugly as shit 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So fucking sick of crossover horseshit in every video game! Doomguy in COD! Spawn in Diablo! Every fucking fictional character to ever exist in Fortnite, like if GameMasterAnthony’s birthday party took place in hell! Fucking enough! This shit sucks!!!! 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Happy New Chat Pile Day to all who celebrate and if you don’t celebrate, fuck you! 000
Reposted by Matt PaimonMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We need to stop calling them anti-vaxxers and start calling them pro-plague. 831822390
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The most recent Doom trilogy starting with Doom (2016) might actually be video gaming’s best all-time trilogy but people are not ready for this conversation 000
Reposted by Matt PaimonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look 813472396
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I don’t know why people get so upset about not being able to still download and play the Silent Hills PT demo, all you have to do to replicate the experience is toss on a Halloween sound effects album while walking in a circle for a couple of hours 000
Reposted by Matt PaimonA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The world’s highest IQ score carries the same authority as the highest score in Donkey Kong at a local Dave & Busters. 2694150404
Reposted by Matt PaimonJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My whole childless life I’ve been told when you become a parent your heart opens up to a new special magical kind of love, apparently a love so strong it will let children die of entirely preventable illnesses. 421749439
Reposted by Matt PaimonDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required. 205101672136
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’ve never hurt like this; I have lost people before but nothing has hurt this bad. 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And it happening at the same time is just so brutal; I feel like I can’t give both of them enough attention at the same time and I can’t grieve them both adequately at the same time and if they die I just want them to take me with them because this world is rotten and they’re all that is good 100
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Both of my pups are declining very rapidly at the same time and it looks very grim and I’m so not OK on any level, I just hurt in every cell of my body every second of every day I love them so much 100
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Sorry if I’m a dirty piece of shit lib but I’d vote for AOC in a heartbeat 000
Reposted by Matt Paimonda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026AUGUST AGAIN - dashare.zone ADMIN 0671145
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Putting Charley Crockett on here but not Twin Temple is disappointing but so predictable, when will we ever get a Satanist-friendly president? 000
Reposted by Matt PaimonMolly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 30/07/202699% of the time, when someone accuses you of selective outrage, it’s a way of politically demobilizing you and shutting you up “Why are you angry about data centers instead of fast fashion” isn’t about making you care about fast fashion. It’s about shutting you up about data centers And visa versa 6046411183
Reposted by Matt PaimonWeebs Posting Their L's Online @weebspostingls.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I have a 20-year-old Gamecube that still works like a dream. So up yours, asshole. 4056186554
Reposted by Matt PaimonA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This man is a mass murderer on the level of any of history's most reviled monsters. 482157415
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m a pretty predictable guy, music-wise, and l absolutely love most of the foundational goth bands but I gotta say…Bauhaus…I just don’t know if I get the hype 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Despite the fact that its iOS app performs like complete and utter dogshit, I think the worst thing I can say about Qobuz as a music streaming service is that I can’t listen to “Dallas Beltway” by Chat Pile on there 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just saw Jimmy Eat World perform their masterpiece “23” after watching them perform their album Bleed American in its entirety…guess my Hot Topic lovin’ ass from can die happy 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Well it finally happened: bought so much vinyl that I made big plans to go buy a record that I literally bought less than a week ago…but still I persist 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I do not wish to share a fan base with people who would insist that Hollow Knight is peak game design, Christ what ugly fucking turds 010
Reposted by Matt PaimonBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026ICE killed a random guy today. 25674891991
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Maybe for my birthday someone can just fucking murder me on the street, enough waffling, someone just make the decision for me 010
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026As someone who has played on Sony consoles religiously since 1999…fuck Sony, fuck PlayStation, fuck all of this shit, the PS5 is the last Sony console I will own 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Especially as someone who was obsessed with Zelda Oracle of Ages/Seasons as a kid, it cannot be overstated how much it feels like Mina was made for me, specifically 000
Reposted by Matt PaimonCommander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Every day I think about how people who don’t make games utterly hijacked the videogame industry and then told everyone who makes games that the videogame industry no longer needs them. For all my rumination, I still can’t quite convey the scale and parasitic vileness of the medium’s appropriation. 563276691
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Mina the Hollower…my god…the fine folks at Yacht Club Games have done it again 100
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Listen, I’m a simple man. If Dan Barrett does a musical project, I’m just gonna fucking love it and that’s that 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Legitimately do not understand why the Chameleons never got as big as the Cure, but here is your reminder to listen to the Script of the Bridge if you haven’t before 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Just remembered that Taskmaster is over and got really sad 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Ah, my decades-long hatred of Microsoft and specifically them coming to the console space continues to pay dividends 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’m so glad that everyone is having a good time I just cannot find it within me to give a single, solitary fuck about sports, truly cannot imagine giving less of a shit about pretty much anything 000
Reposted by Matt PaimonSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 12/06/2026A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually 444207696097
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Honest, sincere question from someone who absolutely worshipped the first game (first video game to ever make me cry!): who the actual fuck still cares about Kingdom Hearts at this point 000
Matt Paimon @mattpaimon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Minishoot’ Adventures is somehow a better Zelda game than both Breath of the Wild AND Tears of the Kingdom 000