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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
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Julie Rei Goldstein @julierei.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“We can always tell.”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The main difference between the Bible and To Kill a Mockingbird is that when someone calls To Kill a Mockingbird their favorite book, they’ve probably read it.
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IgorSnowden @igorsnowden.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Meanwhile in Indiana… @robertlandrumjr.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Cartoon by Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@jesseduquette.bsky.social 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
@deadder.bsky.social
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I wish the world was in a Star Trek distant future because I’d be dead by then
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mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
True, but not exactly new information…
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@KeepItBlueDems.bsky.social @keepitbluedems.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
"Ukraine's Peace Awaiting Trump's Approval" open.substack.com/pub/therealm...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2025
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
TOMORROW is #NO_KINGS_DAY!!! Give me your Tired, your Poor, your Huddled Masses of Frogs, Unicorns, Pandas, T-Rexes, Mushrooms, Sharks, SpongeBobs & everyday Folks yearning to peacefully protest a clownishly incompetent buffoon of a Prez who, if there were any justice, would be in jail. 🤡 #BeThere
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
👇👇
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
this exists it is called thinking
Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
it’s fun that the “facts don’t care about your feelings” people make every single decision entirely based on how they feel
CNN headline: Trump escalates attacks against Smithsonian museums, says there’s too much focus on ‘how bad slavery was’
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
An Onion front page with the headline: Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice

Who will stand up for our democracy? This
question, fraught in even the most peaceful
times, has only grown more pressing as our
country approaches its 250th anniversary.
Each passing day brings growing assaults on
essential liberties like freedom of speech and due process.
Meanwhile, our delicately assembled legal system faces
a constant barrage of threats. Even as this issue reaches
publication, the U.S. military has been deployed against
peaceful protesters. We teeter on the brink of collapse into
an authoritarian state. That is why, today, The Onion calls
upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing.
Members of Congress, now more than ever, our nation
desperately needs your cowardice.
Our republic is a birthright, an exceedingly rare treasure
passed down from generation to generation of Americans. It
was gained through hard years of bloody resistance and can
too easily be lost. Our Founding Fathers, in their abundant
wisdom, understood that all it would take was men and
women of little courage sitting in the corridors of power
and taking zero action as this precious inheritance was
stripped away—and that is where we have finally arrived.
Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time
for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is
not the time for listening to your idiotic constituents drone
on about what’s happening to their precious democracy.
This is the time for getting down on all fours and grov-
eling. Now is not the time to say, “Enough is enough,” and
have the tough conversations about resisting the ongoing
assaults on American liberty. This is the time to let the wave
of apathy and indifference roll over you as you think about
getting a really nice renovation to your house in Kalorama.
But what can I, one coward, do alone? you might ask.
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Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
If you support the deportation of children with cancer and the vilification of immigrants and you believe that the New Testament is the Word of God, get ready to fry in hell.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Wow
Willie Griswold @WillieGriswold

Trump loves Shedeur Sanders. Two guys with successful dads that managed to talk their way out of getting drafted.
4:54 PM • 4/25/25 • 240K Views
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
If you’ve ever taken the oath to uphold the Constitution, this is the time to live up to it.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
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Stosh @stosh44.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Just might work! 😂
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Something really stupid is going to happen and it’s going to be so stupid that it’s the last thing that ever happened and then, later, when octopuses take the earth, and find our few remains, they’re going to be like what stupid shit did these stupid fucks do
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Excellent post
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
we’re gonna get executed behind an abandoned Party City by complete fucking dorks
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Well, well, well...🙄
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
How can skin this thin still look like luggage?
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God @thegodshow.com · 14/01/2025
Hi, I’m God. I created sunshine and weed. I’m not mad at California libruhls.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 08/01/2025
CNN's commitment to hearing all sides is getting ridiculous
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
This week’s Just for Skeets and Giggles is out! Have a great weekend. open.substack.com/pub/statusku...
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burnt undertones @burntundertones.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
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~*Fett's Rancor*~ is a NAFO Fella and apart of FAFO Legion 🇺🇦🇺🇲 @fettsrancor.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Funny comic strip. Two people sat at a table, one says “what do you bring to the table?”. The other lifts their stomach onto the table. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Yalda @thatopinionatedgal.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/12/2023
I wouldn’t mind if three ghosts would come by and visit me on Christmas Eve and teach me what I am doing wrong because I have a lot of questions
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