Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialOur Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 17/08/202650 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them 15478782596
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialJulie Rei Goldstein @julierei.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“We can always tell.” 3590487
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them 61107112294
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Saw it on the last night of a short trip to the city for the 4th and it's just nonstop talent and creativity and joy. I never wanted it to end! 000
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I mean, a Petrie dish of Reflecting Pool algae could run the Justice Dept. as well as anyone could under Trump 010
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 24/06/2026"A potato chip?" One single potato chip? This is an anti-cat hate crime and he should be given every chip immediately. 010
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Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialInfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The main difference between the Bible and To Kill a Mockingbird is that when someone calls To Kill a Mockingbird their favorite book, they’ve probably read it. 205103121335
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Are we sure that MAGA feels anything? 110
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 26/04/2026You can never count on the good guy with a gun 020
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Is there anything left he hasn’t made worse? 000
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 22/04/2026THESE are the men we need to keep out of women’s sports 000
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Can we just let those anti-capitalist orcas run the show? 000
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 27/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie with his arms outstretched says so there it is it 's over .ALT: a man in a suit and tie with his arms outstretched says so there it is it 's over . 000
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialMeanwhile in Indiana… @robertlandrumjr.bsky.social · 26/03/2026 543359742
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialEcon Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Cartoon by Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social 383701924
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialXela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 20/02/2026@jesseduquette.bsky.social 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 55311
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 07/02/2026What would be nice is if any standards applied to the president 010
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialXela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 06/02/2026@deadder.bsky.social 572462749
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 01/02/2026The only people he knows are in the files! 000
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I wish the world was in a Star Trek distant future because I’d be dead by then 1029126
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 04/01/2026True, but not exactly new information… 120
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.social @KeepItBlueDems.bsky.social @keepitbluedems.bsky.social · 29/12/2025"Ukraine's Peace Awaiting Trump's Approval" open.substack.com/pub/therealm... 29635205
mattmontero.bsky.social @mattmontero.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The DOJ isn’t wrong. Nothing suggests it, but everything confirms it. 020
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2025White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross 514287317664
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/10/2025TOMORROW is #NO_KINGS_DAY!!! Give me your Tired, your Poor, your Huddled Masses of Frogs, Unicorns, Pandas, T-Rexes, Mushrooms, Sharks, SpongeBobs & everyday Folks yearning to peacefully protest a clownishly incompetent buffoon of a Prez who, if there were any justice, would be in jail. 🤡 #BeThere 29492862233
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/10/2025👇👇 7473333612737
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/09/2025this exists it is called thinking 81331186084
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2025it’s fun that the “facts don’t care about your feelings” people make every single decision entirely based on how they feel 361801430
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing. 166154443851
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialBradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social · 26/04/2025If you support the deportation of children with cancer and the vilification of immigrants and you believe that the New Testament is the Word of God, get ready to fry in hell. 20165921254
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Wow 181395230
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialJoyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 15/02/2025If you’ve ever taken the oath to uphold the Constitution, this is the time to live up to it. 13085065011713
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/02/2025thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight 618784668524
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialStosh @stosh44.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Just might work! 😂 1324792652
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Something really stupid is going to happen and it’s going to be so stupid that it’s the last thing that ever happened and then, later, when octopuses take the earth, and find our few remains, they’re going to be like what stupid shit did these stupid fucks do 673622394
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Excellent post 19937959723419
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 20/01/2025we’re gonna get executed behind an abandoned Party City by complete fucking dorks 231007111
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025 1176577687705
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialMonica @softtail65.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Well, well, well...🙄 884317516699
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/01/2025How can skin this thin still look like luggage? 77169081004
Reposted by @mattmontero.bsky.socialGod @thegodshow.com · 14/01/2025Hi, I’m God. I created sunshine and weed. I’m not mad at California libruhls. 19411482968
