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@mattimusrx.bsky.social
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Wassup, I'm not good at the social media but here I am

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i think the tyson/paul match will come down to whoever can win pennsylvania
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
NOT SEXY SLANG
BBC: Shock as man told
'there's a cow in your pool'

Elderly well to do man looks like it’s the kind of thing a career in a guards regiment has prepared him for.
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Humor Hub @humorhub.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
🦕🐸🐥
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adam (with miles and leon) @itsadam.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
he is shoes
a black cat loafs next to a pair of slippers
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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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Welcome Matt @mattimusrx.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Mood
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Secret Panel HERE 🙏 tapas.io/episode/1558596
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Welcome Matt @mattimusrx.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Big if true
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
if i were biden i would use my last month in office ripping out hurricanes and making them battle in the middle of the ocean like beyblades
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The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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Welcome Matt @mattimusrx.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Facts
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Welcome Matt @mattimusrx.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
As always, Sam and Max have great comedic timing
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Welcome Matt @mattimusrx.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
He's just like me fr
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Spider-Man and a woman holding a cat walk away from a house, closely followed by Mysterious walking down the steps. The windows of the house have ghosts in them
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AuDHDreadPirateRoberts 🇯🇲🇧🇧🪮♾️🕋 (Not quite a Bluesky elder) @audhdeepdive.blacksky.app · 13/11/2024
"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."
"If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth." Linus from a Peanuts Cartoon Strip
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Welcome Matt @mattimusrx.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Please look at my cat, she is gorgeous
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