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Mattie Kaiser

@mattiekaiser.bsky.social
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KaiserNarrative.co | NYC | Marketing & Comms | Climatebase Fellow 🌱 | Transit & bike advocate 🚲 | Violist 🎻 | she/her

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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thrilled by this, she is just the best.
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Brad Panovich @wxbrad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nor'easter is becoming more symmetrical in shape and hammering the coast. #noreaster #weather #wxbrad
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's pretty damn impressive how much ground Mayor Mamdani has been able to cover after only nine months in office on a wide range of basic quality-of-life issues in NYC. I was reading through the numbers this morning, and they're kinda astonishing. (thread)
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i'm a casual tennis fan, but i passionately want shelton to beat zverev.
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A Tennis Star’s Ex-Girlfriend Accused Him of Domestic Abuse. Why Hasn’t the Tour Addressed It?
“Every day, I was crying.”
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just reading up on the us open winner and he has real foreboding subheads on his wikipedia
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's horribly dispiriting to continually watch abusive men not just escape accountability, but thrive.
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trinity, you are too late! 🥺
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Michele Drohan @shellsteak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sinner and Alcaraz better be 100% for the Australian Open. Enough of this bullshit. I’m putting 2026 men’s tennis in the 🗑️ where this US Open winner belongs.
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do it for the ladies, Ben!
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ok listen, I'm fine if I'm off by one year
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've spent six hours in chat with verizon trying to fix espn unlimited. never give up, never give in, until...?
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Knicks in five, Shelton in three!
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Emilie @delicatepear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone free her
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Foe or Shelton: everyone is starting to sound like worried democrats "I don't care who wins the primary, I just need them to beat the bad guy!!"
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear every politician, the script is this easy:
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Michelle Obama giving such fairy godmother vibes at this match
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Watching Sabalenka practice, and resisting the urge to yell something at Zverev that will get me thrown out of the open... (e.g. fuck you, abuser. You should be banned for life)
Tennis players Sabalenka and Zverev on the practice courts at the US Open
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Guys, I might have watched too much tennis yesterday
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love them both, good show boys.
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This game starting at 11pm is hilarious, are we going to 4am to tonight..?
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One thing I love about being a tennis fan is that we're not very tribal. For the most part, we're mostly just rooting for 'more good tennis' I couldn't have asked for more at my us open session today, with Sabalenka winning her third set tiebreaker, and Tiafoe winning his fifth set tiebreaker 💗🎾
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Feeling so privileged to see this match, and this moment, in person. We all nearly started crying too
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Dr. Sholz (SholzTalks10s) @sholzzzz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fuck yessssss, ugh Coco is so fucking good
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
so was Carlos really injured, or did he just want some time to grow out his locks?
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Our eclipse was really something special
Completely black photo with no moonlight because there were too many damn clouds
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
On Broadway!! Can you imagine being someone who witnessed this?
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly loved and mothered all of us who were told by our towns we were too fallen for loving and mothering. The queer. The slutty. The barren. “I know, honey. Just let it out.” —— I’ll leave you this. Dolly (and Linda and Emmylou) loving and mothering the wayward son. youtu.be/wWEQDyrbphE?...
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Dolly Parton Linda Ronstadt Emmylou Harris - The Sweetest Gift
YouTube video by littlesparrow185
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Serena and Carlos are giving me as much life as expected, let's go!! 💗
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every billionaire has the opportunity to be as cherished as Dolly if they simply decide to do good instead of evil
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Phaedra and Hippolytus, by Pierre-Narcisse Guérin, 1802, 📸 via @ErikTedJohnson
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rowan (woso arc) @thisweekinwoso.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey that's me 36 seconds in lol
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Kaiser girls' first Thorns game 🌹
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is Kiwi, I'm her aunt. ❤️🥝
Glamour shot of a Grey Tabby's face, with kiwi colored eyes
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
AITA for wearing my liberty shirt to fire vs lynx? #wnba #NewYorkOrNowhere
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/6Wf...
Eclipse playlist
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I updated my total eclipse webcam viewer for today's eclipse! Once totality begins you'll see a live-updating umbra, so you can race to the next webcam and see the eclipse happen over and over again. jonty.github.io/2026_eclipse...
A map showing the path of the 2026 total eclipse over Iceland and Spain, with markers showing webcams and a countdown until the eclipse begins, and it hitting the first webcam.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Abdul El Sayed talkin bout being outspent 11:1 but lookin like his supporters got a win regardless. It’s a nice twist on “get the money out of politics” to instead be like “we can defeat the money”
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
99% of the time, when someone accuses you of selective outrage, it’s a way of politically demobilizing you and shutting you up “Why are you angry about data centers instead of fast fashion” isn’t about making you care about fast fashion. It’s about shutting you up about data centers And visa versa
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I know @nymetrowx.bsky.social has been trying to break it to us gently, but this 10-day forecast is some bullllllllshit... 🌧️🌧️⛈️🌧️🌧️🌧️
A 10-day forecast for NY from July 28 through August 3 showing rain every day of the week.
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New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Friday's Weather Rating: 10/10 Back to back 10's, and on a Friday!!! High temperatures reach the lower 80s with sunny skies, comfortable dew points and a nice breeze. It's hard to ask for much more than this. The vibes remain immaculate out there today!!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
being afraid of the DSA is loser shit, sorry. “these progressive ideas are scary!” grow up.
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yes, mayors are allowed to be smug -- when they're doing good for their people
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 22/07/2026
Hi everyone! I hope you're having a great Wednesday. Just wanted to make sure everyone knows what a baby heron looks like. Ok bye see you later www.instagram.com/p/DateeyJCE3Y/
This is a screenshot of an Instagram post from a rescue organization featuring a bearded animal protection officer with a tiny rescued heron baby on his handThis is a close up of the heron baby and it's like if you stuck a novelty beak and some regular bird-sized feet on a wad of cat hair
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My god this game was so fun -- if you aren't watching the Liberty yet, do yourself a favor....
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Mattie Kaiser @mattiekaiser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
F1 drivers, or violin string brands?* Personally, I prefer the Piastris. *with recognition that this joke is FAR too niche
Photo of f1 leaderboard with "Antonelli, Verstappen, Leclerc, Hamilton, Piastri" etc. All looking like the names of violin string brands
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