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Matthew Carson

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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s Ukin, we’re Ukin it
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
None of these words are in the bible
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 20/07/2026
Back into the Cabinet after two years in a silent monastery in Tibet.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...
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RARE CANCER SEEN IN 41 HOMOSEXUALS (Published 1981)
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
WHAT KIND OF IRISH IS YOUR PREMIER?! WHAT KIND OF IRISH IS YOUR PM?!
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@clairehanna.bsky.social : "Last week, in a very high profile case, the murder of Natalie McNally, the judge.. talked about a frenzied knife attack, he talked about wounds so bad the cause of death was unable to to be determined. There were no riots over the perpetrator of that brutal crime"
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Steven Fielding @polprofsteve2024.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Surely it will be only fair to Nandy to make her culture secretary first so we can see what she’s good at domestically.
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It is almost impossible to stress how utterly pathetic it is to say that the prime minister has failed and lost all authority and must be given a few more months because you miscalculated the timing on how you could personally benefit?? Fuck off with this
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yeah whenever I look at these results, my main takeaway is that the guy dictating Labour strategy for 95% of this government really did a terrific job
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The nub of so many of this government’s problems is that there is a Keir Starmer where the prime minister should be.
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Chuck Jordan @sasquatchers.wtf · 26/03/2026
The Long Good Friday, or, Thames Bits The late 70s British gangster movie is the kind of movie they don't make anymore, and honestly weren't making back then, either
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The Long Good Friday, or, Thames Bits
The late 70s British gangster movie is the kind of movie they don't make anymore, and honestly weren't making back then, either
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I think I’m enjoying SNL UK even more because I was so excited to violently hate it
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The Green victory in Denton is the result which will have the biggest effect on Labour, far more so than a Reform win. The blithe assumption progressives have nowhere else to go has been proved catastrophically wrong. Can’t help thinking of this quote from a Labour minister, a year ago…
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/02/2026
obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This is pretty rich. The list of people who have a reasonable argument to get in the government’s face on this is long but surely does not include “the guy who brought him back after his last two scandals”.
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Deaves @deavesm.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Sunday ☁️
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I told you to drink it
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
howling at this utter indictment of the rest who were there!
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
A core part of “why Labour is failing” is that the backbenchers given prime retirement seats - the people who ought to be the brains of the party - are not asking “what decisions should we be taking to defend ourselves and our allies and to increase resilience?” “How do we reform public services?”…
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is saying " there you go again "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " there you go again "
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Elle @centristmum.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
One of the arguments in favour of the mansion tax, which I admit I did not anticipate, is that it would be like the private school lobby in that it would send media people insane and cause them to not focus on anything else because they're so busy running completely unrelatable case studies
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I’m totally with your mum. My mum defines middle class people as people who go for walks in those hiking boots and crackly jackets
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 07/10/2025
THE SECRET PROJECT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS IS FINALLY LIVE CHECK IT OUT outsidersartsclub.com
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 03/10/2025
Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Opening my ballot for deputy leader
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
out in Henley with the coven
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I watch a total of 3 YouTube channels, why would they think I want this!!!
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I wish there were a way to tell advertisers of the things you’ll never buy and that they’re wasting their money / my time. I don’t want YouTube premium, I don’t want my groceries delivered on a bicycle, I don’t want food with added protein. Advertise me things I want instead!!
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I’m in the @ftweekend.com twice this week: once on how Labour can recover, and what Keir Starmer needs to change for that to happen:
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How Labour can resurrect itself
To recover from a dreadful first year, Starmer must acknowledge his failures
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Alexa (dot) Moore @alexadotm.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Since I posted this fundraiser two days ago on my 10 year tranniversary I've raised over half my original goal of £15k. I never expected it to go this well or to get this much support from, frankly, extremely generous queers. If you can donate or share, it is greatly appreciated. gofund.me/3cb0b03e
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Donate to Help Local Activist fund her Transition, organized by Alexa Moore
My name is Alexa, I'm an LGBTQI+ activist living in Belfast, Northern Ireland. I'v… Alexa Moore needs your support for Help Local Activist fund her Transition
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/06/2025
this will probably sound spikier than intended but I find it interesting that the right is now (cynically !) doing this, when the Labour left spent so long talking about extra-parliamentary organising, activating communities etc, then did.... nothing of the sort
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If a Reform MP argued as regularly and consistently as Neil O’Brien does that people who aren’t “white British” don’t count as properly British and are in fact just foreign, then they would lose the whip, let alone be on the frontbench.
“Among private renters in Greater London around a third are white British, just one in five school children are white British.
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I have become my father
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I’d rather have them than Americans going on about fucking books all the time
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
There are too many librarians on BlueSky
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I wouldn’t know
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 10/05/2025
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Matthew Carson @matthewcarson.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Don’t worry you can ask CoPilot to summarise it if it gets too long
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Feckless sellout Democrats must imitate the principled left-wing firebrand governments of Anthony Albanese and Mark Carney
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.
Left of image is Sickos, your favourite window staring friend going "YES HA HA HA YES!"

Right of image is a French revolution era Sickos, Monsieur Pervers, saying "OUI, HON HON HON, OUI!"
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I don’t understand why people are confused by the EHRC guidance. There is one toilet that always lies, one toilet that always tells the truth and one toilet that always answers randomly. Trans people get to ask 3 yes or no questions, directed to only one toilet. The toilets answer in their own langu
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Pablo Manríquez @pabloreports.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
That perfect moment when Pope Francis stopped the car to embrace Sophie Cruz. I cried my fuckin eyes out. After all the pain this country puts migrants through, this moment the little Mexican girl broke through was ... everything (video cred: AP). He was a real one. Obit below.
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