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Matt Salomone

@matthematics.com
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Crusty old dean. Mathematics enjoyer. Views mine. ¹Best known for other work. 📍 Cape Cod, MA

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
on bluesky i operate under the default assumption that everyone on here is neurodivergent with a few fascinatingly rare exceptions
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Klaus, right? It's Klaus, isn't it.
Bluesky Trending: 
Schmitt floated as Vance 2028 VP
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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 6h
The way I absolutely *hate* that I have to tell students I am a mandatory reporter when this happens. I understand why I have to disclose this, but it breaks my heart.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17h
I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22h
average man harasses 0 women per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & harasses over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
Nooooo Fine, Jessie “I’m so excited” Spano, surely she’s cool
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So many kids who go into nursing - a good career! - and then flunk calculus and have to start over.
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Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One step closer to justice for my dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
do I know anyone (who knows somebody who knows somebody) who attends or works for the University of Arizona? I have a question about campus activism.
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
The children are overstimulated
Lunchlady Doris discreetly presses a large red button beneath her lunch counter labeled INDEPENDENT THOUGHT ALARM
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
The meaning of "public service announcement" has been entirely recontextualized by the worst social media influencers. Just like "friendly reminder". It's the bright orange spots that warn you that what's inside is poisonous.
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
I read this too quickly and thought your morning included a "regular poutine" which, honestly,
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
Who'd've thought that Slater would end up being the least problematic cast member, smh
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
Jiminy Glick-ass question lol
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
When a Corrado and a 318ti love each other very much…
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
Soup to nuts. Vocational to doctoral. And every STEM major must be escorted at all times by a journalism, history, and philosophy major — a Continental one.
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
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The Cheat
Alt: The Cheat's light switch rave
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
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Brian Family Guy Reacts to Kinetic Sand & Subway Surfers
Alt: Threefold split screen: Brian Family Guy Reacts to Kinetic Sand ASMR & Subway Surfers
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
The North remembers
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Stefon Diggs' Minneapolis Miracle
ALT: Stefon Diggs' Minneapolis Miracle
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
*hot water begins to flow from the electricity holes*
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Frustrated Fan @frustratedfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching the Bears go for it on 4th down instead of taking the points:
“No, Ben. No!”
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
Tastes like your auntie's apartment
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
As usual, the Vikes are the worst team with the best record and I will never know peace
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
The dude was one half of the Minneapolis Miracle, I'm a lifetime stan
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 29/09/2026
Looks like Case... closed
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CSI Miami: David Caruso's Iconic Yeah
Alt: CSI Miami: David Caruso's Iconic Yeah
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 28/09/2026
I feel this often too and reframe it as just FOMO
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
fucking really
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Education Department formally rescinds Title IX protections for LGBTQ students
The Education Department announced Monday it has formally rescinded the Biden-era Title IX interpretation that gave sex-based discrimination protections to students on the basis of sexual orientati…
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
here are my top 9 v tubers who shaped me: -baby tittymonster -doopy doop batmom -normal steve -scrungo childbreast -the vtuber formerly known as 'dragonpants' -racehate janice -[unintelligible high pitched squealing] -inugami korone -jungulo succubus, crusader for greater serbia
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 28/09/2026
Right? By the standards of social science this is practically an iron-law correlation
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wrote about how this post builds the case that Trump's White House press ban has nothing to do with national security www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump...
mediamatters.org
Trump’s press grievances are based in their refusal to do propaganda
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 28/09/2026
Bill Gates can still turn it back on if he has the courage (But seriously... wow nicely done 💪)
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Ryan Ottignon @ryaninevanston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UPDATE ON ICE IN EVANSTON LAST WEEK: Just got a FOIA back for 911 calls, police dispatch audio, and police reports associated with the arrest. There's a lot to unpack. 1/ 🧵
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 28/09/2026
Better yet,
youtube.com
family guy breakfast machine
YouTube video by entertainmentfromus
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Willard @climateball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As Swedish physicists say, it is not the fart that kills, it's the smell.
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Angela Sutton (she/her) @drangelasutton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminder that federal loans are now capped at $65k total for undergrads, $20.5k/year for grad students & $50k/year ($200k lifetime limit) for professional programs (med, law). These limits change which programs remain financially viable without family wealth or private loans.
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Daily Spurious Correlation 🤖 @dailycorrelation.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The distance between Neptune and the Sun correlates with NASA's budget as a percentage of the total US Federal Budget (r=0.895)
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 28/09/2026
Bobby Hill shouting
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 28/09/2026
If you think Ikea's product names are goofy nonsense, consider that VAART ATT OKA FART is a legitimate and sober Swedish sentence
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 28/09/2026
guy who's never thought about anything that's ever happened in human history: "who could've foreseen this? what can we possibly do?"
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 28/09/2026
Ned Flanders has just been offered a (legal) marijuana cigarette outside the Kwik-E-Mart by a jovial schlubby middle-aged man sporting a very Flanderesque mustache, glasses, and dowdy cardigan. Ned scowls and refuses saying "They warned me Satan would be attractive."
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think RFK Jr.'s colon-destroying steak and sauerkraut diet, tradwife culture, and Silicon Valley CNC parties are the same thing: a desperate attempt among powerful men to convince each other that gluttony, rapaciousness, and raw domination are not just their birthright but their responsibility
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gambling and porn addiction have both gotten way worse now that you don't have to physically go to a place that's kind of gross for them
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Matt Salomone @matthematics.com · 28/09/2026
I don't even think psychologists are who we really need; it's philosophers. Journalists, judges, scientists, these are all empirical actors playing chess on Trump's rugby field
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Adrian Randall @anidealhusbando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You gotta live in a population-dense area because the more often you see real flesh-and-blood people the less you’ll have your understanding of human society shaped by internet algorithms, media conglomerates, and, now, generative AI
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