Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 13hCalling it super intelligence already discredits everything he’s saying 010
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sham football team 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/10/2026Zelenskyy: "Prices are rising because of the war in the Middle East, the blocking of Hormuz. Everyone understands it. If we want to speak with people fairly, if we want to be clear, if we want to speak with our nations openly, people have to hear reality. Don't play games with people." 336123393693
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Rosalia bodied that 000
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Remember when he said he would solve it on day 1? 110
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Jalon Daniels seems like a nice dude 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/10/2026somewhere his wife is like “wait what” 1072901265
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Unless we decide to settle 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“.. The layoffs — occurring just three days before President Donald Trump’s rally on Saturday at a nearby high school — were large enough to basically erase an entire year of job growth in the greater Dayton, Ohio, area.” @apnews.com apnews.com/article/trum... 1981971818
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lol she was -20, -1, and -18 in the Fever’s three playoff games 060
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lol Sophie Cunningham was -20, -1, and -18 in the Fever’s three playoff games 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026"It could chill rights of contractors to make political contributions" -- unearthed footage shows Susan Collins in 2012 fighting to protect contractors from having to disclose political contributions (we recently learned she was under investigation for a pay-to-play scheme involving a contractor) 41997523551
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026UAE officials have warned the UK that a severe punishment for Man City could hurt future Emirati investment in Britain, Bloomberg reports. This is the perfect argument for keeping foreign money out of football. 2654089929
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceAri Cohn @aricohn.com · 29/09/2026The dig at the Senator from Missouri about knowing Midwest sports teams was pretty savage. Gotta respect it. 331117174
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is big balls there 001
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Drake Mayebe was too kind. It’s more like Drake Won’t 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026really sad to see colleges are still protecting rapists. kudos to the students exposing Cornell's institutional betrayal.cornellsun.comEDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We WillThe Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies. 6834210
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026New York Giants Quarterback Brendan Sorsby 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026So this story is WAY wilder than I thought The Trump post I flagged this morning because it includes Natalie Harp is actually based on the Getty photo you can see below. But there is one key difference -- MONICA CROWLEY'S FACE HAS BEEN EDITED TO LOOK LIKE NATALIE HARP'S WTF is going on here? 53352851434
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceJoaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ICE's treatment of Wilber thus far has amounted to torture. 9220113
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceRyan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He is not wrong. "There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law" - United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul... 341127534653
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trinidad Chambliss is in fact that guy 001
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trinidad Chambliss is the Lionel Messi of football 010
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Trinidad Chambliss shovel pass and Kiffin's reaction 😂 39914
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s facecharles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026trinidad chambliss is that dude 21105
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceJason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You're in charge of a war that you're losing, the Houthi are on the march to Riyadh, you've run the Navy ragged, you've lost almost all your bases in the Middle East, you're out of missiles (mostly) that you need in case China steals a march on Taiwan...and you're at a fucking football game. 571666420
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Where the free speech absolutists at? 001
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceHELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 18/09/2026He literally calls it "the ban on the free press." What a goddamn maroon. 14987180
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026lol “we don’t pick sides” bro ESPN is literally lobbying for the bill and your cohost helped write it 020
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why they leave Israel out of the headline? 100
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them. You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board. Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to. 33101672855
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My hot take: We are not arguing about SSRIs. Some of us are using them as prescribed by our doctors to treat mental health difficulties. This administration has decided that's a problem based on no actual research. 552155347
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bro is on all the drugs 010
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s facelil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 06/08/2023[doing crowd work at my comedy show] what about you sir, in the hoodie, what do you think happens when we die 245592
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Why does everyone who gives prep / active cooking times for recipes sit on a throne of LIES? 8893
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceKen Vogel @kenvogel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026While Sen. Katie Britt was publicly defending Trump's tariffs, she was privately seeking exemptions for 4 companies operating in Alabama that could be hurt by tariffs, according to emails between her staff & Trump's US Trade Representative, obtained via FOIA by @wsj.com. www.wsj.com/opinion/kati... 28496222
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceIan Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span 17894114
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceJared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore says “free Palestine” and the ADL applauds him losing gigs for it. Kanye West puts out a song called “Heil Hitler” the org can’t be bothered to have an opinion on it. Instead, they insert themselves into the concert venues to do trainings on hate symbols. 151672336
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s facepork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 13/09/2026mike pereira really showing how much the “rules analyst” job is to carry water for the league with his explanation of that “incomplete pass” for detroit 1143
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceSean @stholeary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Jared Goff threw the ball backwards & they ruled it an incomplete forward pass instead of a fumble. "His intent was to throw it forward" makes no sense. He threw it backwards. NFL just making shit up now. 1243
