Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 15hlol Sophie Cunningham was -20, -1, and -18 in the Fever’s three playoff games 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h"It could chill rights of contractors to make political contributions" -- unearthed footage shows Susan Collins in 2012 fighting to protect contractors from having to disclose political contributions (we recently learned she was under investigation for a pay-to-play scheme involving a contractor) 38385343121
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026UAE officials have warned the UK that a severe punishment for Man City could hurt future Emirati investment in Britain, Bloomberg reports. This is the perfect argument for keeping foreign money out of football. 2654026920
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceAri Cohn @aricohn.com · 29/09/2026The dig at the Senator from Missouri about knowing Midwest sports teams was pretty savage. Gotta respect it. 351112171
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Drake Mayebe was too kind. It’s more like Drake Won’t 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026really sad to see colleges are still protecting rapists. kudos to the students exposing Cornell's institutional betrayal.cornellsun.comEDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We WillThe Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies. 6835210
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026New York Giants Quarterback Brendan Sorsby 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026So this story is WAY wilder than I thought The Trump post I flagged this morning because it includes Natalie Harp is actually based on the Getty photo you can see below. But there is one key difference -- MONICA CROWLEY'S FACE HAS BEEN EDITED TO LOOK LIKE NATALIE HARP'S WTF is going on here? 53452841436
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceJoaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ICE's treatment of Wilber thus far has amounted to torture. 9219113
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceRyan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026He is not wrong. "There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law" - United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul... 340127564658
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trinidad Chambliss is in fact that guy 001
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trinidad Chambliss is the Lionel Messi of football 010
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Trinidad Chambliss shovel pass and Kiffin's reaction 😂 39914
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s facecharles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026trinidad chambliss is that dude 21105
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceJason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You're in charge of a war that you're losing, the Houthi are on the march to Riyadh, you've run the Navy ragged, you've lost almost all your bases in the Middle East, you're out of missiles (mostly) that you need in case China steals a march on Taiwan...and you're at a fucking football game. 571670421
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Where the free speech absolutists at? 001
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 18/09/2026He literally calls it "the ban on the free press." What a goddamn maroon. 14987180
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If NFL owners want to censor who performs in stadiums, they shouldn't ask taxpayers to help build them. You can't take public subsidies for stadiums then use them as your personal editorial board. Pay for it all out of your own pocket and hold as many Kid Rock concerts as you want to. 33101702857
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My hot take: We are not arguing about SSRIs. Some of us are using them as prescribed by our doctors to treat mental health difficulties. This administration has decided that's a problem based on no actual research. 552158348
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s facelil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 06/08/2023[doing crowd work at my comedy show] what about you sir, in the hoodie, what do you think happens when we die 245592
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Why does everyone who gives prep / active cooking times for recipes sit on a throne of LIES? 8893
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceKen Vogel @kenvogel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026While Sen. Katie Britt was publicly defending Trump's tariffs, she was privately seeking exemptions for 4 companies operating in Alabama that could be hurt by tariffs, according to emails between her staff & Trump's US Trade Representative, obtained via FOIA by @wsj.com. www.wsj.com/opinion/kati... 28494222
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceIan Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span 17894114
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceJared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore says “free Palestine” and the ADL applauds him losing gigs for it. Kanye West puts out a song called “Heil Hitler” the org can’t be bothered to have an opinion on it. Instead, they insert themselves into the concert venues to do trainings on hate symbols. 151673336
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s facepork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 13/09/2026mike pereira really showing how much the “rules analyst” job is to carry water for the league with his explanation of that “incomplete pass” for detroit 1143
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceSean @stholeary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Jared Goff threw the ball backwards & they ruled it an incomplete forward pass instead of a fumble. "His intent was to throw it forward" makes no sense. He threw it backwards. NFL just making shit up now. 1243
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026FORWARD INCOMPLETE PASS MY ASS 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“.. NYT asked a bunch of ten year olds what life will be like in 2050.” (via @shashj.bsky.social) 1312587503
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026you thought you’d go a whole week without clock bullshit, you fool 129414
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 13/09/2026College football having a lot of trouble with the passage of linear time as a concept so far this season 817616
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceMatt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What is HAPPENING with the clock in Austin 4302
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Byrd Ficklin will win a Heisman 000
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026lol unnecessary shots against UTEP and Texas St. by the abc crew 010
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ESPN app is drunk 000
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026College gameday washed 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s facerev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026there is a lot of stuff in here but the most prominent part of it is that john fetterman's chief of staff had his partner come out as nonbinary a couple years ago and now he thinks that repudiating transgender rights is critical to the success of the party 1147585
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 11/09/2026This is the founder of Silk Road – which enabled international drugs trafficking on an industrial scale, among other things – speaking at President Trump's midterm convention (after getting a pardon from him), because lol nothing matters. 952440836
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mike McDaniel’s copilot just hacked Hugging Face 000
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026ANTHROPIC EXEC: “.. I personally think it is >10% within the next decade.” 129679159
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Coxon said he is leaving the company “because he doesn’t want to participate in an industrywide rush to build AI systems that can improve themselves, worried such systems could spiral out of control and destroy humanity.” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth... 31493192
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 08/09/2026Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.” 613722916
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yeesh. 👀 “.. we find limited evidence that data center development improves fiscal balances, employment, or business formation.” (via @talsmith.bsky.social) download.ssrn.com/2026/9/1/738... 27937365
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Schumer's daughter works for OpenAI. Gillibrand's son founded a new crypto exchange backed by billionaires. In case you were wondering why things are the way they are. 411379475
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s facemtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Supreme Court blocked the student loan forgiveness despite there being explicit statutory authority for Biden to do it and allowed the Iran War despite an explicit Constitutional prohibition on anyone besides Congress declaring a war. 5037251070
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s faceKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Nothing in this @cnn.com piece about Elon Musk's extremist views and the questions and complications they will surely bring for Ken Paxton who must, of course, now be asked to disavow the support of a racist who advocates the Great Replacement Theory and other white nationalist ideas. Not a word.cnn.comMusk has started spending money to help Ken Paxton. Will it help change the course of the Texas Senate race? | CNN PoliticsFor months, Texas Republicans have anxiously awaited the arrival of national resources to help boost Ken Paxton, one of the GOP’s most vulnerable Senate candidates. 591506410
Reposted by Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face𝕃𝕒𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕄 @biglarry2k23.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Check this out @chadbourn.bsky.social .. just tried it there and it’s still hacked … lol Google GOP convention Dallas 110818
Literally the Botox in Matt Gaetz’s face @mattgaetzsbotox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Gotta do better @bsky.app 000
