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Matt E Allen

@matteallen.bsky.social
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Fuck ICE. Kidney transplant recipient, living in the greater San Francisco Bay Area. I'm also lazy on social media.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12h
can't wait to build my Robot That Mag Dumps 14 Rounds of 400 Winchester Magnum in a Random Direction Every Hour. i assume this is legal, since the precise time at which the trigger gets pulled is randomized!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12h
the machine that automatically commits fraud did that. why would we be held responsible, just for building a machine that automates the commission of white collar crimes?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12h
we built a machine that can automate internet crimes. who should be held accountable? nobody of course
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12h
oh wow people are pissed huh
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 9h
Imagining a world where Roger Ebert spent the back quarter of his life arguing with "DamnGoodPie420" on Twitter about his 1-star review of Blue Velvet.
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Matt E Allen @matteallen.bsky.social · 3h
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Box Office Game
Box Office Game based off the idea from Blank Check
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16h
Well folks it happened: a U.S. district court has ruled that Americans no longer have to go through the ATF and register to acquire short-barreled rifles, shotguns or suppressors. This is a massive change to gun laws in this country and also...not likely to change much. I'll explain.
Although the district court’s injunction applies only to plaintiffs and certain other specified 
persons, the Department has determined to exercise its enforcement discretion to create greater 
uniformity, consistent with the Attorney General’s statement today. Consequently, effective 
October 9, 2026, ATF will no longer require individuals to seek ATF approval under the NFA 
before making or transferring short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns, silencers, and “any 
other weapon[s]” as defined in 26 U.S.C. § 5845(e). ATF will also no longer require such items 
to be registered in the National Firearms Registration and Transfer Record. These policies apply 
uniformly to anyone otherwise subject to these requirements, not just to the plaintiffs in the 
litigation
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 17h
Y'know, maybe y'all should stop trying to equate this with things scary brown people do and instead come to terms with the fact that this was the logical and inevitable end point of the very White American death penalty.
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GeraldAWO @geraldawo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is so god damn insane. What company is going to pay me to work less? We only have the "weekend" and 40 hour work weeks because unions demanded that laws be passed for them. This will never, EVER voluntarily happen.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Neo waking up in the goo pod
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Peter Thiel slams Obama, Pope Leo in new ‘Antichrist’ lectures
The tech billionaire accused them of using AI concerns to “boost their own popularity,” according to recordings obtained by POLITICO.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18h
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

Shipping and returns
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Shop worry-free knowing returns are free on every purchase. Return within 90 days from original date of purchase at any Jos. A. Bank store or by mail at no cost. See our Return Policy for more details."
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 19h
"He still has a bullet inside him." Following yesterday's ICE shooting in the Bronx, the attorney representing 28-year-old Oscar Belgal broke down his current condition, his location, and the brutal reality of what happened after federal agents opened fire while his child was in the car.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21h
So Trump is rolling out the red carpet for Xi while China arms Iran against us, making gas deals with Putin while Russia attacks Ukraine and fights our allies, and gifting billions in giant bombs to Israel to bomb innocent people in Gaza and Lebanon. Are we great yet? 🤷🏼
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 21h
People are too obsessed with Nazi Germany as their fascism template. Well, this is US Federal fascism in 2026. Yesterday's Livestream execution Pay Per View edition is U.S. fascism 2026 style. We're here now. We have to internalize this.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 21h
One of the most disconcerting moments of living in this timeline of the world in the U.S. is that A LOT of people in this country keep acting like there's a special line that needs to be crossed for fascism to *arrive.* The reality is that we are CURRENTLY living under Federal fascism. NOW.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21h
“Prices would’ve DECLINED without the tariffs” 😕 The Trump Tax is real
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 21h
A product no one asked for, that no one wants, that doesn't do what it claims, that burns money
futurism.com
AI Bubble Teetering on the Brink as OpenAI Admits to Massive Financial Failure in Leaked Documents
It turns out that AI demand is significantly lower than expected, as OpenAI shaves $20 billion off its revenue expectations for 2026.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21h
Went to the t-mobile store today to try to buy a new phone and they said I needed to download the t-mobile app to do it. You need a fucking app to buy something at the regular ass store now.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm gonna be honest, I don't think these AI bros believe their own guff, this is the lie they think we want to hear. They're so up their own asses sniffing farts, they don't even care to work the crowd they're selling magical elixirs to that'll cure all your ailments and give you x-ray vision.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your boss was trying to incite a racist pogrom yesterday, Markwayne
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Rym - Abolish and Prosecute ICE @rym.social · 09/10/2026
ICE are a violent gestapo. gothamist.com/news/person-...
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ICE agent fires 7 rounds, shoots man in neck in NYC's Marble Hill, NYPD says
Police say the man arrived at a hospital in stable condition and a 5-year-old boy in his SUV is safe.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 09/10/2026
Generalissimo Francisco Franco has still not assigned a star rating to Mercedes Moné vs. Maya World from the June 28 AEW Forbidden Door show.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“…most commonly carried out in a handful of countries including Iran, North Korea and the Taliban-led government in Afghanistan. “releasing video of executions is most often associated with extremist militant groups like the Islamic State...” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/u...
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Fort Hood Shooter’s Execution Will Be Public and Streamed Live, Pentagon Says
If carried out, the public execution of Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan by firing squad set for Dec. 3 would be the first in modern U.S. history.
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Rym - Abolish and Prosecute ICE @rym.social · 09/10/2026
ICE shot a man in New York in front of his child. He threatened the crowd that formed. Abolish ICE. Prosecute its leadership. Expel ICE from New York State @governor.ny.gov www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQXr...
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Man shot by ICE agents in NYC while in car with 5-year-old
YouTube video by CNN
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Matt E Allen @matteallen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🔥 @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social : “THIS CITY WANTS ICE OUT. We do not need them to keep us safe. All they do is terrorize our city.”
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric, full stop. It's not only a call to instigate a race war in the United States, but it's reminiscent of historic European justifications used to incite pogroms against Jews. People who say things like this are incredibly dangerous, as there is nothing they won't eventually do.
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
El-Sayed: "Under Trump and Hegseth, you're seeing extremes that you never would have imagined. The idea that you want to livestream somebody's death for children to watch is truly extreme ... I don't want that to be politics as usual."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Troy Jackson: "The gentleman's name was Johan Sebastian Guerrero. He had a 3 year old daughter. The only mistake he made that morning was going to work. Because Sen. Collins is not willing to stand up to Donald Trump, he was murdered in the streets of Biddeford for doing nothing wrong."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No way that the AI companies are making it unaffordable to own and build and fix your own PC and have the ultimate goal of making everyone rent their hardware like phone companies have done with new handsets. That's definitely not happening
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Jenevieve F. @empressofrobots.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is your reminder that Optimus Prime is a fuckboy. He ghosted his girlfriend for 4 million years so he could hang out on Earth with his bros and play basketball (this is literally canon).
Optimus Prime leave Elita-1 on Cybertron but looks very smug about it...
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is so bleak, actually imagine being called a slur for a group you don't even belong to and instead of going "wow holy shit, no one should have to put up with that, we need to hold people to account," you go "no guys it's okay I hate them too!!!" and just hand the bully your lunch money
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/10/2026
Susan Collins claims that our reporting about CEO Martin Kao’s bribery allegations took him at his word. That’s not true. We reviewed a trove of FBI evidence and legal records. Here’s how we independently corroborated much of Kao’s account.
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Watch: We Uncovered Bribery Allegations Involving Susan Collins
In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe of politicians including Sen. Susan Collins — until Trump gutted the unit in charge. ProPublica has revealed the ...
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
There’s always some mysterious foreign land that is so much more authoritarian than the place that’s happily publicly executed minorities for 400 years
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
The funniest thing on here this afternoon is the people who are responding to news of a televised lynching with “omg, I feel like I live in some foreign country”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s about time the Democrats started calling Republicans what they are: Nazis. 
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The administration’s resort to increasingly horrific forms of state violence as Trump loses his grip on power doesn’t make me feel super great, I have to say
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hasan was paralyzed in the shooting, so as if this wasn't all bad enough already, sit with the image of him being executed while in a wheelchair for that extra frisson of barbarity.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Collins has his head down through all of this, presumably mapping out what he’ll be doing as a private citizen next year
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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Justin Sevakis @worldofcrap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nothing cooler than going to a media store on another continent and seeing your own product (put out by a local distributor with no modification)
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Rym - Abolish and Prosecute ICE @rym.social · 08/10/2026
Bold of a war criminal to set such a gruesome precedent.
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Jim Valley FKOR @jimvalley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How bad does it have to be for the administration to issue this warning? Usually it's a phony announcement of a cease fire, agreement or how we're "winning". It's gotta be even worse than is being reported.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/10/2026
It's weird how the one AI company who sells something people actually buy are still selling much less of it, but for some reason we need to bet our entire planet on them.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“last year, Stephen Miller asked the bureau to allow agents to go undercover in his Virginia neighborhood's political activist group, several sources with knowledge of the matter told CBS News.” www.cbsnews.com/news/stephen...
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Trump adviser Stephen Miller spoke to agents at recent FBI training on domestic terrorism, sources say
Stephen Miller spoke at a training session at FBI headquarters just days before prosecutors criminally charged a man with making disturbing calls and texts to his wife, sources told CBS News.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this will also be a problem for the democrats. if they go with boring theyll almost certainly lose. they need to find someone who excites the base like obama and trump did for their bases.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Again, it is almost impossible to overstate the stupidity & bad faith involved in using "salary four years after graduation" as a metric of the worth of majors or degrees, let alone - as US News & World Report did in epic bad faith this year - as a criteria for ranking universities & colleges.
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Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
ALT: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 08/10/2026
This is so dumb. And so immoral. It makes no economical or ethical sense to not provide basic income and then pay even more than that to put people in jail for the crime of having too little money, not to mention in the context of rent costing far more than it should. Do basic income + housing.
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally figured out where Donald Trump got all of his ideas about the presidency...
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