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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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Matty Two Shoes @mattabronia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Oh the Humanatee! Sorry for the hiatus, had a kid. #linocut #printmaking #printsky

Two linocut prints in cyan with a reverse pink linoleum print block beneath them. The image is off a manatee in a leotard with a cape, he is wearing cowboy boots.

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/07/2026

BREAKING: Guy Behind You At Concert Knows Some Of The Words

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 19/07/2026

Congratulations to Smenstrualpain on winning the Girled Cup

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

if you don't feel funny, go watch a bug for a little while and think about how you act

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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

how we got here

“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag

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Peebeaux remains ungovernable @peebeauxsmom.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

"Look for the helpers" Sir, they're killing, assaulting and disappearing them in the streets. Do you have any other ideas?

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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

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The Hounds of Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Whenever people preface a statement "I'm not going to lie" what follows is never something i considered they'd lie about. Like "I'm not going to lie: the pancakes here are FANTASTIC."- Were you considering lying about that? Do you usually lie about innocuous things? How can I ever trust you again?

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Good intentions floating around like a bandaid in a hot tub.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

one of my favorite things to do is move one or two pieces of furniture maybe like 3 feet and then say it “opens up all kinds of possibilities”

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

they’re just begging for a car chase

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

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Matty Two Shoes @mattabronia.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Me and my partner have been playing fantasy great British bake off with our own homespun rules. We draft after the first week so we always have one baker left over. This time we gave him to our dog. Our dog is winning.

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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Encouraging women to have more babies but making it harder for them to seek care by restricting abortion and maternal services is encouraging them to die.

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Good morning

a parody image of Werner Herzog saying "Life is a parade of absurdities and pain, and then we die, alone, in filth. So, yes little girl, I shall buy a box of Thin Mints."

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Matty Two Shoes @mattabronia.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Happy Easter, here’s a jackalope (rabbit adjacent) I did for a friends sticker business. #linocut #printsky #jackalope #easter

A linocut print of a jackalope in full sprint. Black ink on white paper

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Matty Two Shoes @mattabronia.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Still learning linocut printing even if I don’t post as often. Here’s a weird cheeseburger man I made. It was fun to try a color gradient. He’s wearing #limmer boots! #linocut #printsky #cheeseburger

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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name. It is blatantly unconstitutional.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.

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Matty Two Shoes @mattabronia.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

If you or a loved one has been traumatized by episode 8 of the Pitt you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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Harrison @harrisonk.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

I really appreciate having access to UpToDate for evidence based treatment recommendations

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Matty Two Shoes @mattabronia.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

The genier dog cometh. I really just wanted to make a wiener dog that was too long with too many legs. Unclear where the crown came from. Gotta work on getting smoother inking. #linocut #printmaking #genierdog

Two prints of a blue daschound on brown paper. It has a looong body with too many legs. It originates from a genies lamp. There is a crown above its head.

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Juliet Nichole | Printmaker and Illustrator @julietnicholeart.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I love how this little blue jay turned out! #printmaking #birds

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Matty Two Shoes @mattabronia.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Finished a couple of new linocuts this weekend including this very angry goose. First time trying words and I’m pretty chuffed with it. #linocut #printmaking #canadagoose #NoKings

Two black linocut prints on brown paper. They show a Canada goose with wings outstretched under the words No Kings.

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Matty Two Shoes @mattabronia.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Happy not my President’s day to all who celebrate

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Thursdays are for running errands, and cooking, and cleaning, and laundry, and

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Matty Two Shoes @mattabronia.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Trying out two colors on the same print. This one is a scissor tailed fly catcher. It was exciting to try something new. #printmaking #linocut #art #wingspan

A red scissor tail fly catcher behind black flowers and plants.

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Matty Two Shoes @mattabronia.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

A mountain bluebird print I made a few weeks ago. New to this but excited! #printmaking #linocut #bluebird #art

An all blue linocut print of a mountain bluebird with a bug in its beak.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

We're about to witness one of the dumbest, most infuriating confirmation hearings of our time

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