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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When your dog hears you open a packet of biscuits.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
‘fellow travellers’ meaning more than just being on the same train, here.
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
where’s your banner now lads
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
MPT rather than MPC?
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ah in which case I think it's the year they started then, rather than the period in which they served. Hence why the 90's is so long (it counts both Major and Blair) whereas the 00's only counts Brown.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
How is the 2000s figure so much lower than the 90s*? Both had two prime-ministers with one taking over towards the end of the decade.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Don't fancy my odds at this point!
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I once missed a flight and it was one of the most stressful things I've ever experienced, but I think I'd be a lot more chill about it now.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 02/04/2026
World’s oldest tortoise caught in viral crypto death scam
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World’s oldest tortoise caught in viral crypto death scam
Fake X account posing as his vet sparked global false reports of Jonathan’s death while soliciting crypto donations At 194 years old, Jonathan, the giant tortoise, was a youngster when Queen Victoria ascended to the throne – and has now lived long enough to fall victim to a crypto scam. News outlets including the BBC, Daily Mail and USA Today falsely reported his death after an X account posing as Jonathan’s vet broke the news. Continue reading...
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The median age in Britain is about 40. The median Briton has not experienced sustained economic growth in their adult life time.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Treat the sink as an oversized bowl.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Some cracking runs out in Stanley over the past few weeks, including the Cape Pembroke Half Marathon. Two and a bit weeks to go until the *actual* marathon, and so close to hitting £500 on donations for Myeloma UK: www.justgiving.com/page/matts-s...
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm fairly certain the basic Netflix package (including ads) limits how much you can download. In my head it's no more than 6, but I might be wrong.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
‘Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are’ is exactly the same on both counts!
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Tbf they did Tina Tailor Soldier Spy for Bob’s Burgers and it’s one of *the* best episodes
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
You could do it like the proposed smoking ban but in reverse.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Beautifully still evening on Carcass Island
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Mark @worgztheowl.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Homer Simpson in witness protection being told he is now Mr Thompson by the FBI. To no avail.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Penguin spam 🐧 from Rookery Bay, Stanley.
Two King penguins on a beach in the Falkland Islands. A gaggle of Magellanic penguins on a beach in the Falkland Islands A mixture of King and Magellanic penguins on a beach in the Falkland Islands.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The film or the bar?
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FalklandsInUK @falklandsinuk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Our very first post here on Bluesky! 🥳 Please do follow our page for the latest news and information from the Falkland Islands and our work in representing Falkland Islanders in the UK and Europe! 👋
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Three sheep in front of Two Sisters mountain. Glorious day out yesterday in the Falkland Islands.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Nice Wetherspoons there tbf
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Gentoos are my favourite penguin... so funny and curious! Sad to see them kept in such a place. As they're meant to be below:
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Budgie died on the way back to his home planet.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Tango in the Night in an absolute banger of an album though tbf
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
When did we stop encouraging people to do things they're good at? I would have absolutely floundered in an STEM degree, wouldn't have enjoyed it and probably failed. Economically that wouldn't have paid off for me.
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Alan Beattie @alanbeattie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Maurice Glasman has made me agree wholeheartedly with George Monbiot. I'm still adjusting to this state of affairs.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
In a similar vein... no-one even calls it a _fish and chip shop_, in the North it's a chippy!
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Alison McGovern @allymcgovern.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It didn't work out for me in the race to be deputy leader, but given events today, am sharing this again. We in Labour are uniquely placed to bring our diverse country together against the forces of hate. When we stand up for each other, we all win. labourlist.org/2025/09/alis...
labourlist.org
'We win when we fight together – that's the story Labour needs to tell' - LabourList
We can never give in to the forces that would divide us and send us backwards.  The answer is the Labour winning over a broad coalition for our future.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This!! Yesterday, Liverpool was heaving with people doing fun things… going the match, shopping, having a drink. Most people don’t spend their time attacking police officers or putting up flags on lampposts.
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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Rudolf Hess might have heard, if not perhaps listened to, ‘Respectable’ by Mel and Kim.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Being an MP is a disqualification for being PCC so I guess by extension a metro-mayor with the PCC role included would be the same? www.electoralcommission.org.uk/sites/defaul...
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Ah yes… bring back the Mighty White (Bread)
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Do you find yourself having to justify/excuse your DC habit as well? There’s can be an unbearable piety to tea drinkers sometimes.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
"Is Britain about to blow?" asks Matt Goodwin promoted a two hour special event on the subject. Their greasy desperation for violence and carnage, so they can profit off it, is so disgusting.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
That would be wild.
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Matthew Patrick MP @matthewpatrick.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The below is from Merseyside Police’s twitter account. Please don’t speculate or share distressing content online.
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Surprised to find out this wasn't still the case and then I realised it's 13 years since I left university 😰
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The first time I tried them was at a bake sale in the Falklands and I’ve been hooked ever since!
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Keubiko 🇨🇦 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦 💪 @keubiko.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Up until about 5 years ago, I still called the Liscard branch 'Menzies'
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Mark @worgztheowl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
"What is th charge? Eating a rower? A succulent Chinese rower?"
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Matt @matt-dan.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Saw one with a crab hanging out its mouth once and crashed my bike as a result. I’ve also seen a couple attacking live pigeons… that might just be the Liverpool XL Gullies though.
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