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Any day you make another person smile is a day not wasted.

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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 3h
I say this as someone who supports the death penalty but only in extreme cases and only if the entire system around it is reformed. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN TENNESSEE!
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 3h
It was 82 degrees today in New England. In October...
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 3h
Apparently the post that got me suspended (me calling out someone for saying Americans weren't doing enough to get rid of Trump) got me four strikes so apparently I'm gonna be walking on a tightrope for a while.
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 3h
Ain't it funny how often Mamdani gets to hang out and be buddy buddy with republicans including Trump himself when literally any other democrat would be demonized for even attempting that?
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 3h
katv.com/news/nation-...
katv.com
Mamdani hit with complaint over communications with social media influencers: report
A Texas-based government watchdog group filed a complaint against New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 13h
Imagine if Elon were rotting away in a maximum security prison with poor conditions instead of helping to shape the future of technofascist warfare
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 13h
me and my friends would've killed those cuddly mascots with hammers i can tell you that much
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Harrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 12h
vegetables are good for you. you're thinking of Joe Camel
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
is for rosemary? prints available: mcapriglione.art/products/is-...
four panel cartoon comic of a person talking to their gray striped cat in pastel colors. in the first panel, the cat says "is for rosemary?" as the person is holding a bowl of cereal. the person says "no". in the second panel, the cat repeats "is for rosemary?" the person, holding a sandwich now, says "no." in the third panel, the person is holding a measuring cup and says "this is for rosemary". in the final panel the cat just says "no"
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
rough ideas
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blue asteroid inbound.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 3h
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mark my words. We’ll be lucky to get out of the Trump administration without some sort of nuclear detonation.
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Thew Adams @toygrind.bsky.social · 22h
Style Gen Tank Megatron goes HARD, I don't even need it to be green
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Shenani @ VGen @shenanisketches.bsky.social · 15h
Get Thunderblasted
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 9h
everyone is drawing Bone fanart lately for some reason #artpost
fanart of the graphic novel Bone by Jeff Smith, Thorn- a white girl with light brown hair and a geren dress hugs Phoney in her arms against his will, with Fone beside her clutching a book and Smiley with his cigar
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 3h
Finally! Got a three day suspension for a sarcastic post taken too seriously!
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine having a somewhat cute looking mascot character for your company and using them to defend a bad business decision you made… only to then see millions of artists draw every imaginable type of torture committed onto that mascot. Brutal, but still deserved.
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it really was him in the video- Charge him with war crimes and punish accordingly If it wasn't him- Expel him for being a dipshit and ruining things for other Palestinians
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can make your case by showing actual photos. The fact you don't undermines your entire argument.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They should be saying “we need more steamy romance stories!” not “wow everyone really loves hockey!” 😂🤦🏻‍♀️
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do hope that Hollywood realizes that the popularity of Heated Rivalry was not because of the hockey but because of the romance and they can make wildly successful romance stories that aren’t specifically tied to hockey cause right now it feels like they’re missing the point LOL
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe Amy Klobuchar can explain to Eric Schmitt what an “own goal” is?
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems like an important step. forward.com/news/852563/...
forward.com
Mamdani rolls out NYC's first plan for fighting antisemitism — without defining the term
The plan expands protections for Jewish New Yorkers without settling the debate over Israel and anti-Zionism.
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A reminder he won them over by promising to arrest Netanyahu.
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Jadefire @jadefire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's because it was never about Palestine.
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LJP @mollimagee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Mayor of LA is a black WOMAN, trying to clean up years of corruption much like Mamdani in NY city. I doubt she would get the same response in New York either. If she wins again in Nov. I hope she will get the support she needs to finish the job she started.
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My tin foil hat theory is that Netanyahu is going out of his way to piss off humanity. To validate as many of his critics as he can. Rile them up. Why? So he can say to the Israeli people "Look at the world, they hate me for protecting you!"
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pete Hegseth announced on Monday that he is directing the military to defend the US midterm elections from foreign interference, but the CISA agency in charge of this has been gutted. Here's what it all means: shero.substack.com/p/hegseth-pr...
shero.substack.com
Hegseth Pretends to Care About Election Integrity after Gutting CISA
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth signed a memo on Monday directing the military to defend the US midterm elections from foreign interference.
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hegseth says national security & military cyber forces will guard US election systems during midterms. They can't run a war but they can run our elections? Get the fuck back to your jobs you seditionist fucks!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One more impeachment will save us! Just one more! Just a third time will save us all!
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Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He needs to be impeached again but I am wary of how it activated MAGA and Republicans to circle the wagons making Trump into a martyr. Right now he is even down bad with his own base. Another impeachment could bring them back to the fold
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ballssaidthequeen.bsky.social @ballssaidthequeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s the point of impeachment if we can’t remove him? I don’t think we’ll have the votes again. We need to disable him by going after his admin and cutting off funding.
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throne stowaway @grubbyone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One more impeachment, then on to the next, and the next, and the next, and the next next next
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely revolting Supreme Court endorsement of cruelty because Trump. Third-country deportations are inhumane and corrupt. www.courthousenews.com/supreme-cour...
courthousenews.com
Supreme Court yields to Trump, giving feds free rein on third-country deportations
Immigrant advocates say the Trump administration’s third-country deportation policy left their clients to face prolonged and arbitrary detention, beatings, sexual assault and even disappearance.
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kellymd.bsky.social @kellymd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The full court review will come after all the deportations are done and they will then say it's moot anyway.
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Alec Bojalad @alecbojalad.com · 29/09/2026
SCOTUS for dummies: Exiling a human being to a random country they've never been to = not irreparably damaging. Removing the president's ability to exile a human being to a random country they've never been to = irreparably damaging.
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Cait (spooky edition 🦇) @caitesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve reached a degree of anger with this court that I cannot even articulate. My job is to put things into words, and I cannot find the words for this.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
"irreparable harm" is donald trump getting his feelings hurt over being told no and not people being deported to countries they have no ties to with no resources and no support system
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW: The Supreme Court, over the objections of the 3 liberal justices, grants a stay in the D.V.D. litigation, authorizing the Trump admin to resume third country removals without any notice to people being sent to countries they've never been to. The Court also agrees to hear the case in December.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2026 CERTIORARI GRANTED 26-426 DEPT. OF HOMELAND SEC., ET AL. V. D.V.D., ET AL. (26A406) The application for stay presented to Justice Jackson and by her referred to the Court is granted. The February 25, 2026 order and judgment of the United States District Court for the District of Massachusetts, case No. 1:25-cv-10676, are stayed. The application is also treated as a petition for a writ of certiorari, and the petition is granted. The parties are directed to brief and argue the following questions: (1) Whether the district court had jurisdiction over Respondents’ claims. (2) Whether the district court had authority to enter classwide declaratory relief and APA vacatur under 8 U. S. C. §1252(f)(1). (3) Whether the Government’s Guidance on third-country removals is unlawful under 8 U. S. C. §1231(b), the Due Process Clause, or FARRA/CAT and its implementing regulations. (4) Such other questions that the Government determines are appropriate for the proper disposition of the case. The Clerk is directed to establish a briefing schedule that will allow the case to be argued in the December 2026 argument session. The stay shall terminate upon the sending down of the judgment of this Court. Justice Sotomayor, Justice Kagan, and Justice Jackson would deny the application for stay.
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Maswartz @maswartz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see Bluesky is working as usual...
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After Eric Schmitt lied and was corrected at the Jack Smith hearing, the NY Times called it a “misunderstanding.” This might be fair if Schmitt had a record of honesty (he doesn’t) and if Schmitt didn’t repeat the same lie after the hearing (he did). What the hell is the NY Times doing?
Devlin Barrett and Charlie Savage
Reporting from Washington
Jack Smith, who as special counsel twice charged Donald J. Trump with criminal offenses after his first term, defended his actions in testimony before Congress on Tuesday, as a Republican senator accused him of perjury based on what appeared to be the lawmaker’s misunderstanding about a basketball game involving the University of Iowa Hawkeyes.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, Schmitt is lucky there’s a Speech or Debate Clause. This is inexcusable. Klobuchar focused on the “dirtbag” claim in Schmitt’s conclusion, but Schmitt also said to Smith, “I think you’ve already perjured yourself.”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Funniest part to me is Jack Smith using 110% of his lawyer brain. He avoids making the connection himself; he doesn't even say "Hawkeyes," he just says "Iowa." He knows it's better to let everyone figure it out on their own. He also knows from Klobuchar's grin that she'll dunk it for him.
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