Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can't wait for the Q&A in this "presser" at the WH today. "Mr President, sir, in your latest PSA, do you think you're more manly, menacing to the war mongers or both, sir" "Mr. President, sir, Iowans are coming up to me with tears in their eyes telling me you saved their State, any comment, sir?" 010
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Naturally CNN is still locked out of the WH. They're not airing his nothing burger "presser" 010
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ooo while waiting for Trump's presser today I am suffering Fox News on my screen. In the short 10 minutes of watching I heard "wokeism" "no cash bail" and that precious nugget "suicidal empathy". I am wondering if the scriptwriters are just plugging into Grok for copy at this point 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This cat is all up near me all the time (I love it but I have to pee rn) 010
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When you want some alone time and your mate won't GO TO FUCKING BED 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sling is running this commercial for a movie. "Mutiny" with Jason Stratham and it just repeats "mayday mayday mayday...mayday mayday mayday" and it's the cats pajamas to wake up in the night panicking "MAYDAY?!! OH FUCK, GET THE SHOTGUN" I just love it 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've had some rotgut cheap wine in my time but I didn't expect to spend $15 on it. It better not mess up my Sunday gravy 110
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Damnit cat don't tenderize me while I am wearing my favorite concert shirt, ugh! 020
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yes Alexa, I would have no idea it's 5pm on a Friday. Wait I am unemployed, thanks Alexa! 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Abby Phillips has 3 conservatives and 2 Democrats on her panel tonight. The Bari-fication has begun 131
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026LOL, I called for my cat, Orion to come in and the neighbor's little girl belted out "ORION!" 110
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Scott Jennings is such a total cuck for Trump. I am eagerly awaiting his prime time show that replaces either Collins, Phillips or Coates spot after the Bari-fication 121
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Goddamnit ATK I don't have a mortar and pestle and NO I am not buying one, damnitsomuch 110
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today the gas at my corner gas station is $6.29 regular, $8.82 diesel. But preventing communism and Iran getting a nuclear weapon is FAR more important 121
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People don't go to the pharmacy until you get a notification that the prescription is ready. Don't just randomly show up & be like, "are they ready yet?". You guys are the assholes that handpick lotto scratchers for an hour at the counter then stand off to the side to scratch them off. Seriously 020
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I can’t decide which one I hate more. Doing dishes or folding sheets 120
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How soon before Bari Weiss enshitifies CNN (more than it is now)? A. Halloween B. Christmas C. Please, she is sending emails to Tapper, Bash, Jennings and Cooper now 011
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm gonna watch CNN for a month or so to watch the Barification in real time then switch to MSNOW even though their hosts give me hives 110
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You know you're down bad when you're watching some chick getting hammered on "90 Day Fiance" 100
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026First we decided on ribs, then we said to hell with that let's have chili dogs then we said that's too heavy, let's have lox and bagels then I made some Pasta Roni chicken and broccoli and goddamn did that hit the spot 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Another ICE shooting (that they're willing to admit to bc: witnesses). Austin, TX. I am sure this one is also an instance of the officer being afraid of a being hit by a vehicle a city block away 010
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I know cats don't understand kisses but I am grateful mine knows that means affection and loving 011
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Goddamn I can clock the lotto buyers the second they enter the 7-11 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Cats, man. The neighbor squealed on my Butthead cat for doing unsafe things at the perc ponds so I am restricting his outside time. He has since: got on the counters, the kitchen table, ripped up the furniture. I asked my husband who's been up in my grill 10x today to play with him. "No, I'm busy" 100
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My husband is making me mental. I understand he isn't into working today (who does?) but he's since 1. rearranged our tchotchke's 2. rearranged our paintings, 3. rearranged our fridge and is now currently on our 4. pantry. Bro, clock out. I wish I could fuck off like he's doing when I was working 120
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am sick of looking at him. I am sick of hearing his voice. I am sick of listening to him audibly shitting himself in his diaper as he describes what he'll destroy next. I am so beyond sick of him. What WILL it take, America? 110
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trump is giving a bigly announcement on prescription meds prices today. Kalshi odds on how much the percentage will be? I am going big on 900% 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Liberty Biberty yellow whatever TF it is commercial tells me that Liberty Mutual is completely out of ideas. Also the Farmer's Insurance ads need to die for the sake of humanity 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Now Trump's got Whatley up shellacking his withered up balls 010
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Is Trump on stage yet? I have a feeling this rally will be 🔥 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wonder if I get to keep the Le'Creuset that she gives the chicken soup in to her neighbor in that TikTok commercial. Cause that would be TIGHT 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The House will be voting on Russia sanctions today. C'mon guys, let's make it 4 Ls this week 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't believe Trump is waiting until his rally tonight to unleash on Warsh, unless they shot him up with animal tranquilizer, which is a possibility 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nothing is worse than looking up the spelling of "bestiality" and being deluged with porn. Now I'm on a watchlist, I just know it 341
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026MickMac? Is that Grassley's code for TikTok? Bro retire already 010
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Drunk Cokey McGoogley eyes is really trying to convince Congress he is proficient 100
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Googly eyes cokey drunk McGee is testifying before Congress now if anyone is interested 010
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My husband bought a shipment of a shit ton of nuts. All organic, all raw. He’s gonna be eating those nuts until the end of time. C’mon, not roasted and salted? Have a good time 010
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My husband threw away the last of the tortilla chips that have turned stale. Doesn't he know I use those to make microwave nachos at 3am? The audacity 110
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026SCOTUS denied Trump his mail-in voting restrictions honestly:static.klipy.comShocked SurprisedAlt: Shocked Surprised cat 120
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh yeah, reminder that Fetterman's staffers have vowed to spill the tea tomorrow. Stay tuned! 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026How many here believe "the airman" featured on 60 Minutes is some dude Bari Weiss hired from central casting? *adjusts tin foil hat* 000
Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's so funny to see all the AI commercials saying how much AI is going to help humanity (especially the smug Meta one using David Bowie's song *extra cringe* that says "Call us whatever the hell you want to but AI's here for people"). knowing all the CEOs want to jump ship 000