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MasterBismuth

@masterbismuth.bsky.social
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I'm dead inside but my body keeps moving. Critical of the State of Alabama; it's awful. Videographer, artist, and programmer. Unemployable cripple and monster.

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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 3h
Oh yeah, when we were leaving downtown some guy honked at my Ma for not moving fast enough for his liking when the light turned green. She flipped him off and when he passed us on highway 31 I got to looking at the car and realized that there was a non-zero chance I knew the guy. Doubt it was him.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 4h
Okay, got a replacement Logitech G502X mouse and by all appearances it would appear that the input bounce on the back button of the old mouse is, indeed, a fault in the mechanism. Guess that means I gotta set aside some time to take the old mouse apart and stare at its innards before throwing my...
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tris - Brush Burial @knifedemonsoftware.bsky.social · 8h
i have been asked to add a photo mode and i have been asked, elsewhere, to add a leaning function. rather than either of those things, you will be given the ability to move the Freecam around. here is an image of me doing so in my test environment. this fulfills both of the requested functions.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 14h
There's this one lady who lives in this building who always be eyeballin' me. I dunno what the Hell she wants. I think of her as a religious fanatic so whatever it is she wants she ain't gonna get it from me.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 14h
Attention Firefox users who just got updated to v157.0 Permit me to save you from this godless dogshit 1) open a new tab and go to: about:config 2) Search for: browser.nova.enable and set that to false I dunno who approved that but the tab shapes are deeply appalling.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone should make a joke where they pretend the word "ace" in the videogame "ace combat" means "asexual". I don't really know what any of these words mean or what a videogame is so I am not going to
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 15h
Strongly of the belief that anyone who writes for The Atlantic should be subjected to scaphism.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 17h
Oh, so it's actually painless to become an effective offensive force in the game. You. Wouldn't know it from where I'm at in the game atm. Any battle I can't trivially spam and cheese could be my last. It's rough early on.
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 18h
Oh dang, was just informed that Vangers - one of the weirdest games ever - got a big update so it runs at 60fps. It's being maintained by fans now, after the original developer passed away a couple years ago.
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Vangers on Steam
Mind-altering sandbox game that can be described as a racing role-playing adventure game with a complicated storyline. You’ll find a unique atmosphere, complete freedom and lots of gameplay hours to f...
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 18h
Somehow missed that "Vangers" got a big official update during the summer. 60 fps support has been merged into the main branch, but also a bunch of mission hiccups that were in the game since 1998 have been fixed as well! store.steampowered.com/news/app/264...
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Vangers - 60 FPS and more! - Steam News
A global update and bug fixes to celebrate 28 years since the game's release
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 18h
Almost time to leave! Gotta suck down a few pills. Already took my Osteo Biflex +MSM formula in case they gotta rip me again. Should make me significantly more pliant without subjecting me to quite as much internal bleeding and suffering in general (at least in the short term).
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JM93 @jm93.bsky.social · 19h
Just watched Warlock: The Armageddon, and I love this scene where Julian Sands turns a guy into a living sculpture.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 20h
Did they move the game onto the Cyberpunk 2077 tech or what?
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 21h
I was starting to think I'd behave myself this month but lo and behold Kal from Valleytech Solutions seems to be on the verge of making a full Proxmark 5 video. At this rate I'm probably going to be a bad boy and nuke my October budget on one. Gotta control myself here.
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Proxmark 5 #proxmark #nfctechnology #raid
YouTube video by Valleytech Custom Solutions
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 22h
I heard stories that they had shit like this in Alabama before Montgomery did what it usually does (its main two activities are suckin' fat doo doo logs and finding new affronts to human dignity) and outlawed hemp-derived delta-9 THC. Must have been pretty cool while it lasted.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 22h
Today is the day! Today I get the cast off my left foot! Don't think I'll need another one after this, but maybe I will. I dunno. If I do then I'll certainly know it by 15:00 or so. But I'm rather hoping it'll be done and over and I can finally be free of this and relax for the first time in months.
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tris - Brush Burial @knifedemonsoftware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finished another level today. big ol thing. goes places. 54 enemies to kill for the domination coin. couple dozen dialogue interactions with sigg and you get a random one every time. a little less 'freedom' than the usual fare but still offering some clever backdoor play. runs well too
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep, those pretzel twists are delicious. Anyway, it's nice to have food again because the retirement home food has been below par by even its own pathetic standards of late. I dunno how they manage to do it. Can only blame the c-suite beancounter at the management company who decides the menu.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's finally grocery day. Those should be arriving here in the afternoon and once they do I get to eat some of those delicious Zapp's honey mustard pretzel twists again. Hadn't thought about 'em since I ate the last bag but when I saw 'em on my grocery list I got to makin' saliva anew. Damn good!
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The best thing anyone can do in relation to Meg McArdle is ignore her and definitely do not click any articles she writes. If you really must give yourself brain damage and I can't talk you out of it then at least read that filth on an archive site snapshot so WaPo doesn't get the clicks.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ran out of Cholula last week so I've been taking my breakfast with this sauce instead. Red savina is the Beast Mode of the habañero family of peppers. Not too bad (for me) but the Cholula is what I'm used to for breakfast.
A mostly empty bottle of Melinda's Red Savina hot sauce. It's as fundamental a sauce as they come, containing almost nothing extraneous. Gets the sinuses moving but it's not a killer for a hot sauce head like me.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh damn! They put the new, optional dungeon into Isle of Reveries! Gotta get back to my playthrough ASAP! Apparently it's somewhere in the Verdant Valley.
It's a screenshot from Isle of Reveries. It shows a little green owl dude with a fairy following around it staring into a dark room with a skull altar. The floor is largely flooded with murky water. The walls are rough-hewn stone.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, the thoughts have to come from somewhere because they're definitely not coming from The Spud. He's a dim bulb even by the pathetic standards one would naturally apply to a football coach.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alright, I dunno why this mouse has a double bounce on the back button but clearly I'm gonna have to buy a new one come Monday (budget renewal day). It's just really annoying. Mouse ain't even that old either. Feel like I should take this guy apart once I have the new one and examine the mechanism.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dang, majority of the dev seems to have been done by about 4-5 people and I've probably annoyed at least half of them on here. >:3
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me and my so called free thinkers
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sunkoid @sunkoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mips’s
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Radical Mainiac @radicalmainiac.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kitty always peeks out of her blanket fort & waits to see if I'm actually getting up or not before she climbs out 🤭💜😸💜
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was reading a story about this guy, who apparently put an AirTag on the vehicle of someone who was delivering Pokémon card packs. Protecting yourself from freakish scalpers like this is an excellent use case for a Cardputer Adv. Pair it with the Pigtail firmware and feel more assured :3
Some bald, old-ish white guy who has spent too much time in the Sun. He is wearing an orange shirt and his eyes lack any hint of light, probably because this is a mugshot he earned for stalking a Pokémon card pack delivery person using an AirTag and wasn't smart enough to actually engage in good OpSec. This lack of intelligence is probably a part of why he felt the need to scalp Pokémon cards instead of leaving them for the kids.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watched the two Hunter X Hunter movies, which I hadn't seen before. Phantom Rouge was the better of the two. Got me feelin' like maybe I'd like to rewatch that show for a 3rd time except then I have to once again feel the acute and terrible knowledge that it will probably never be finished.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 26/09/2026
Ahead of the Harvest Moon rising tonight, watch the new trailer for Robert Eggers' WERWULF. The darkest movie Eggers has ever made. In theaters Christmas Day.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, so iced coffee is out but is it also disqualifying if I bring this dick, you little piss-drinking fuckstain?
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got some more fish in the mail. Horrible. I feel like a real jackass for buying it now that I know about all the horrible, sharp bones.
I don't know what is written on this bag bc it seems to be in Russian but it's a bag full of smaller bags full of dried and salted fish.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Experimenting with a new style of shit talking on here where I put the insult in the alt text section.
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carl // Isle of Reveries OUT NOW! @desertcucco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cut / Bonus Dungeon is finished, should be added to the Steam version this weekend. You get a cool upgrade, and of course if you've already beaten Isle of Reveries you can do it for funsies. Just waiting on one person to test it... #indiegame #zelda
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alright, even though I'll probably regret it in one capacity or another I'm going to watch Alley Cats on Netflix. Gervais or no, shit or not, I'm between series so I might as well get this out of the way. I was gonna watch it sooner or later but I never devised a method for stealing it so here we go
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally saw Psycho Goreman (2020) [what a year to come out] and man, that was an amazing movie! Ended up seeing The Odyssey (2026) in theater in 70mm IMAX as well and it was also tremendous. Seen a lot of great movies in the past 48 hours or so.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay, price of SiN: Reloaded is now known, and at least within the US region it is $29.99 USD. Guess I'll scoop it up next week. Sure as Hell can't do that today.
It's a dithered version of the capsule art for the game SiN: Reloaded (2026) (PC), which shows a muscular man with dreads facing away from the camera but looking back towards it. To his left and right are various mutants. The background are the scowling eyes of the villainess, Elexis Sinclaire.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trying to think if I can devise a way to deploy my other 6' right-angle USB-C cable and some adapters to extend the reach of my PS5's charging cable significantly. It would actually work out real nice if I can do that but I have a vague recollection of the PS5 cables being funky somehow.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm supposed to go see The Odyssey (2026) in 70mm today but I've got the runs so that's gonna make sitting through a 3 hour movie an unpleasant challenge. Might have to hit the Immodium AD if this doesn't abate some a little after dawn because my booty chute is feeling like holy Hell over here.
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St1ka @st1ka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I HAVE REVIEWED EVERY SINGLE EVANGELION GAME EVER MADE! All 51 of them. t.co/InyNDdRFiv
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 23/09/2026
Okay, I am not asking politely. If you have £4 of gaming budget to spare, grab Carter's Quest. It is a VERY good fusion of Devil May Cry and Zelda 64 with a really weird and interesting setting, some BIG story ideas of its own, and it is extremely bisexual. store.steampowered.com/app/2409110/...
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REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest Launch² Update Trailer
YouTube video by Goba
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My initial thoughts on these things: tasty but not in a way that overrides the visceral unpleasantness of how many small bones are in these things. Tried the bag of Amber Spice first and it has way too many small bones left in it. Can't get rid of them, and they're not very rigid but they are sharp.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Child school lunch debt industry knocked from its perch as child gambling debt hit number one as the child debt industry unicorn pick of the week,
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also got the termination load for the RP-SMA connector on my GNSS/LoRa 1262 and CC101/NFC caps for my Cardputer Adv. When I'm not running real antennae these little doohickeys (say, for pocketability) these should stop the unit from smoking its own radio circuitry.
It's my Cardputer Adv with the GNSS/LoRa 1262 Cap installed on the top GPIO port (not new). On the left is the NFC module (not new). However, instead of an antenna on the RP-SMA connector on the upper-right side of the 1262 Cap I have installed a small, brass(?)-looking antenna that doesn't really broadcast or receive but can absorb/impede a fairly tremendous amount of current, thereby protecting the circuitry that powers the radio.
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luke k. @lukekdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The vibe is what brings the players. Wishlist “Cinderline” and play the Demo! #gamedev #indiegame #indiedev #ps1 #gaming
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goba (ACT 2 out NOW!) @gobadev.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest Act 2 is NOW AVAILABLE!! My solo action-adventure game inspired by Zelda, DMC, and Bayonetta just got bigger. A FREE update to Carter's Quest, adding a whole new chapter to the story, massive graphical updates, and more. Available on Steam now!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Picked this up and played a bit of it. Impressive work for a single dev.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been thinking about a controller I saw over on Twitter a while back. A guy had some sort of large, tabletop hand crank (I forget what its function was intended to be) but the person who made it modded it with a Cheap Yellow Display and some kind of sensor to turn it into a Puzzle Bobble controller.
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