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MasterBismuth

@masterbismuth.bsky.social
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I'm dead inside but my body keeps moving. Critical of the State of Alabama; it's awful. Videographer, artist, and programmer. Unemployable cripple and monster.

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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 1h
I think I kinda love it, actually. It definitely has several spooky qualities to it. I can see how a lot of people might feel the acting or the dialogue are shit but I also like those aspects of it too.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 1h
Or at least that's how management has always told me that the food here works, historically speaking. Could be something has changed and this was actually somehow arranged with intent. That would appeal to the weird Alabama religious zealots whose families cram them in here to rot and die.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 1h
I've been watching The Langoliers (1995) and I can safely say that I have never seen a film quite like this. People have told me about this movie (a tv mini-series in truth) for years and while I generally knew the form of a langolier I didn't know the full story.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 3h
Look what came in the lunch from the retirement home today! It's the cheesy broccoli! The menu is decided well on advance by some asshole in a three-piece suit up in Kentucky who pre-arranges the Sysco order so there's simply no way they could have known the timing. Hilarious coincidence!
Broccoli in a tepid, yellow cheese sauce.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 18h
If it is then I done been goofin' it up for a couple decades now :X
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah, they bowdlerized the Hell outta that movie. Pretty much cut away from a great deal of the violence and whatnot. Some of the edits to remove various "fuck"s from the dialogue were pretty funny though. Brandon Lee's death was quite a shame. He was a handsome fella with a good voice.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 19h
I'm sure the devil will be serving him up to various imps along with some white rice and cheesy broccoli.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 19h
Jim Bakker? Yeah, I hear he's baking in Hell now.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 20h
When I saw him inquiring about that one achievement I should have known he'd enlist the best.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 20h
Watching The Crow (1994) but I'm watching it on YouTube and it's the made-for-TV version so the edits leave something to be desired. Also, when I watch this movie I often end up wondering which of the gunshots killed Brandon Lee.
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Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 21h
At Phil's request, documented the data format used by Fuck's Quest II. Also includes a little data extraction utility for anyone who wants to poke at the game assets. Blame/praise Phil for the script name. codeberg.org/mistydemeo/f...
codeberg.org
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Documentation and tool for working with data from Fuck's Quest II
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 21h
Never quite been able to decide what breed of dog Megyn Kelly looks like. It would be some sort of mutt of two different breeds that probably shouldn't be mated.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 21h
It's so wonderful how renewing my pathetically tiny Adderall script is just pain and suffering. It's so great! Love this shit.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Late last week I took one of the foam pads that came with my medical boots and put it under the front of my left foot. Today I've put in a second one. Didn't feel much from the one pad but somehow two has created a measurably different sensation. Uncomfortable but hopefully applying a mild stretch.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tories trying to speedrun their way from government as a service to government as a malignant force of pure extraction from the common citizen. All take, nothing given.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unfortunately, Brian now suffers from a selenium deficiency.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yeah, that was a pretty good one. The bandit with the Helldivers 2 autocannon for a head was sweet, but I'm definitely hyped for the Scottish lady and the robotic version of the "Let's Fucking Go" tennis ball.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait, what?! Monkey Wrench episode six came out?! Hot damn!
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, the deer can go buy their own. They always smoke weird brands too.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s funny when notionally leftist people condescendingly repeat mattyglesias verbatim wrt policing, prisons, and warn you that you are posting cringe and will loose subscribers especially
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Justice and equality are basically defined by how annoyed you were by tweets from a decade ago, tweets themselves and not actual political acts, tweets from people who never held power” okay you’re doing the work of the right man idk what to tell you
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saying “woke 1” or using woke as the ironic pejorative is stupid fucking stop it please
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carl // Isle of Reveries OUT NOW! @desertcucco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Map screen update is live on Steam! Spent the last few days overhauling it. You can place pins, zoom into view and pan around literal terrain, and more. Will be on consoles (along with the bonus dungeon) soon.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Waveshare 2.8" C5-CYD arrived today and I was able to confirm some information. It is an ESP32-C5-WROOM-1 (not a '1U' suffix like the NM-CYD-C5 Colorful I obtained). This means that it has antenna traces integrated into the PCB instead of a mandatory u.FL connector.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Something mighty off about how the cultural rhetoric of late strongly suggests a notion that there's some sort of version control system for being a halfway decent person.
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じゃみらこわい🔞Jamirakowai @gya2021.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ポケモンっぽいイラストこれしか無かった…
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quick sketch
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Previously, the smart money when fighting Incineration Corps was to wear the heavily fire-resistant armor from the Freedom's Flame warbond (or some others with slightly lower but still substantial 40-50% fire resistance). But with this booster? You can just wear whatever armor you want! It's great!
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have gained tremendous new strategic insight into Helldivers 2. I've been generally well-pleased with the latest warbond Ironclad Democracy. It's an all around excellent warbond but one aspect I hadn't paid attention to was the booster: Integrated Extinguishers. This is a game changer, man!
The planet Wasat was under attack by the infamous Automaton faction known as the Incineration Corps, whose attacks all have incendiary effects. This means lasers, flame throwers, bombs, pretty much everything these bots shoot stand a reasonable chance of catching you on fire.Page 3 of the Ironclad Democracy Warbond (introduced in September 2026) includes a booster. This booster is called "Integrated Extinguishers" which reduces the amount of time all divers in the squad burn for when they catch fire. This is actually quite incredible and very freeing.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you like Balatro, it's Balatro but with dice and pixel art that is transcendent in its excellence.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you tried Dice Have No Eyes yet?
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ngl this is insane.
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Fsyco @fsyco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From the people who brought you Malfoid comes the hot new art trend: Redraw your favorite Adolf Hitler landscape painting!
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Suspect that if I saw her more often I could get her more used to some brushing and rubs. Alas, she's very skittery and weirdly nervous.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun to see a softy. Wish she were less of a shrinking violet and more of a hug person but I take what she is willing to give. What she is willing to give is to hang around nearby and squeak at me for nebulous reasons. She's an odd one, but very much a cat.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The choice to enlist Ignacio Noé as the artist is a particularly intriguing one.
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Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you are unfamiliar with my work here is a very small portfolio. It's got some great stuff in it but my best work is my ages-in-the-making adventure game DDD: THE NATURAL PLAYBOYS, which I'm hoping I'll be able to finish once we are out of this mess. bachelorsoft.neocities.org/portfolio
bachelorsoft.neocities.org
BACHELOR SOFT
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
However, Flock detection methods are a rapidly evolving battleground. Entirely possible SquachWatch-CYD isn't using the most avant garde methodologies. I think Wireless Wizard can do it too. Lots of firmwares have such pointed scanning methodologies. No idea which is best but I'd guess Kal's way.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ran SquchWatch-CYD in the ride to my Ma's house. Mostly it found iBeacons but it also spotted an Airtag and a few other items of low/medium sinister nature. No Flocks or Axons. iBeacon detection is off by default. This is because there are a lot of those things.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Paramount+ feels like it's 90% cop shows. Drives me up the damn wall.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unprompted my Ma seems to have obtained this comic. I know nothing about it but the art looks good. Shall add it to the pile for future reading.
A comic book called MOMO by John Cusack and Ignacio Noé. The cover art is a semi-transparent, ethereal vision of an old man's head, heavily occluded in shadow and floating in space among the stars.
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, gross. We got these kinda goofshits on here?
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have learned a bit more and by all rights it would appear that Wireless Wizard probably can take advantage of both the NM-CYD-C5 Colorful in particular and the NM-RF-HAT so that's neat. Also, I suspect that the UI jank in SquachWatch is due to jitter and bounce in the resistive touch panel.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
POV: website 2026
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hansotten.bsky.social @hansotten.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From 1977 tot 1985 the Dutch magazine about electronics, Radio Bulletin published articles about the KIM-1 and developed expansions. I translated the articles to English, the published listings to MOS Tech assembler sources. retro.hansotten.nl/radio-bullet...
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thus far my attempts at sleep have not gone well for me so that's lovely. Took a whole Sleep Ball as well, but while it made me drowsy I just sort laid in bed not really sleeping and drying out like a piece of beef jerky. Anyway, watching more Hunter X Hunter and wearing my slides to work my ankles.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 03/10/2026
How often do you think James Cameron has to say, “no, not the Nickelodeon cartoon, the one with the blue guys.”
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Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I made a gofundme because being homeless is going to kill me. Please spread the word that two of our great living artists are begging for money so they can finally get their lives back. www.gofundme.com/f/help-bache...
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Bachelor Soft and Francine Find a Safe Home, organized by Bachelor Soft
I am Bachelor Soft, an artist, writer, and video game developer. My p… Bachelor Soft needs your support for Help Bachelor Soft and Francine Find a Safe Home
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am sorry I did not mean to stream my finger slipped it was an accident oh please god no help don't send me to the shed with the cow stunner
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