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Martyn Horner

@martynhorner.bsky.social
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Retired. European. Hostage of Brexit. Virtual reality fan.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nailed it. 🔨
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a nice idea, but the 'goneth' ruins it. It's so jarring. I wish people would try just slightly harder with this kind of thing. And if there's one place I expect to find sympathy for this pointless peeve, it's here.
Pastiche of the Bayeux Tapestry with Harold, arrow in the eye, ouch. In letting like the Tapestry it says 'something in your eye? We can help treat it in store'. Then, 'should've goneth to Specsavers'.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
America right now is the maddest place on earth. Like watching a David Lynch film.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 29/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Burnham: "We will contest the next election with a manifesto commitment to change the electoral system, so that everyone's vote counts. And everyone's voice is heard."
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 29/09/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨 "Caring for other people's parents on poverty pay, but doing it with huge skill, humor, and humanity, holding a threadbare system somehow together, yet invisible to the political class of this country" "I want to speak directly today to our care workers. You are not invisible to me."
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 29/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Burnham: "I will not allow it to continue like this. Today I can confirm Angela Eagle will present a strengthened water bill to Parliament. The center piece of that bill will be this. The repeal of Margaret Thatcher's ideological ban on public ownership of water companies."
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Alan Stedman @alanjstedman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Plain speaking with a touch of humour (delivered straight faced) is sometimes the way to go Give that man a 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't download the Trump app. Everything he does is underhanded and dishonest.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Apparently, Donald didn't wait until he left to start sulking.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Guys, they want us to go home.” 🔥 🇫🇷 French short film about what would happen to society if all the immigrants listened to angry old racist white men and left (aka the Republican agenda)
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
God/Jesus: "Flatter me and I will save you." Human: "Save me from what?" God/Jesus: "Me."
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Content warning: Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage.
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In June 1934 the British Union of Fascists - the Blackshirts - staged a rally at the Olympia in London. One protestor after another was singled out and beaten up by the crowd. Here's how Ronald Blythe described it.
Description of the BUF Olympia rally, at which a series of hecklers were violently attacked by Blackshirts. The sadism, Blythe writes, reached "an erotic intensity". Stanley Baldwin's private secretary expressed shock and dismay: "It was a deeply shocking scene for an Englishman to see in London."
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Gavin Esler @gavinesler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thought for the Day:
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Haywain 2026
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Call me old-fashioned, but I do think we could be losing our sense of proportion. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’
Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Satellite images reveal evidence that there may have once been water on the surface of the UK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Satellite image of drought effected areas of Kent
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Ellory @thelocalmuffin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you are cutting corners with art, photos, and even text, I will assume you are cutting corners elsewhere. I have been proven right one too many times. If I see AI in your flyers, I'm now just avoiding you. I don't care if it's rude. I'm dropping you mid order.
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AdyBee 🐝 @adybee.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
An important reminder to a nation full of pious busybodies:
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 30/07/2026
Under Trump green policies are not merely dismantled, but increased fossil fuel use is being pursued with heinous glee. Such a conflict effectively pits the US against the rest of the world. www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2…
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Europe is burning – and if Trump’s war on the climate is not met with sanctions, things will only get worse | Alexander Hurst
The White House seems committed to ecocide. The EU should harness the power of the single market to force it to change c
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It is very hard to see how anything other than a secession of all UEFA countries from Fifa (which other confederations would follow, as the WC is worth very little without European teams and markets) can put a stop to the assault Infantino and his US friends are leading on football.
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Mama Rasta @evelynelotz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Richard Corbett CBE @richardcorbett.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A new government is setting its direction. I and many others have just signed the European Movement’s petition asking Andy Burnham to drop the red lines on the EU and set out a plan for Britain’s European future. Why not add your name? Click here: www.europeanmovement.co.uk/5_asks_for_a...
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Our 5 Asks for Andy Burnham
Andy Burnham must seize the moment to build a bold, forward-looking agenda for his administration to lead the UK towards a new European future.
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 21/07/2026
These are the indicative estimates of Russia’s combat losses as of July 21, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
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Jack Mendel @mendeljack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What a weird worldview
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So many memes, so little time. Source: substack.com/@nigelfarage...
Count Binface on the beach as Farage rows away in a boat full of cash.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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The Spectre Haunting Europe @frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ann Widdecombe was one of the most regressive people in modern politics - an enthusiastic supporter of Section 28, a climate change denier, an alternative medicine crank. An absolute dinosaur. And like the dinosaurs, she is rapidly becoming part of the local geology.
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The media always try to rehabilitate people's reputations when they die. Ann Widdecombe was a nasty, hateful, homophobic, racist bigot. That's all her epitaph should read.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The death of Ann Widdecombe has triggered the memory of all the Brexit MPs turning their back when Ode to Joy was played in the EU parliament. It was absolutely shameful and one of the many reasons she deserves zero respect.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is a brilliant essay, which, in my view, accurately describes the predicament of the post-Boomer generations, and the vast infrastructure of lies designed to disguise it. "Degeneracy is a symptom. The disease is rent." 🧵 henryfudgeofficial.substack.com/p/degeneracy...
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Degeneracy is a Symptom
On Conspicuous Despair, the Ponzi stage of being alive, and why your grandparents are wrong about you.
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 30/06/2026
Excuse me. Has anyone seen the FUCKING LABOUR PARTY?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Donald Trump’s design aesthetic makes Liberace look like Mies van der Rohe.
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Dr Paul Dorfman @drpauldorfman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
For the first time in the UK, more new electric vehicles (EVs) have been sold over a 12-month period than petrol cars. www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-uk-...
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Analysis: UK sales of electric vehicles just overtook petrol cars for the first time - Carbon Brief
For the first time in the UK, more new electric vehicles (EVs) have been sold over a 12-month period than petrol cars, according to Carbon Brief analysis.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The founders, in the Treaty of Tripoli -- begun under Washington, signed by Adams, ratified by a Senate filled with other crafters of the Constitution -- said "the Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion." Tom Emmer is a dumb-as-dirt bigot.
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Dr Charlie Gardner @charliejgardner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Reform UK councillors have introduced a motion to rescind King's Lynn and West Norfolk's climate emergency declaration and deprioritise decarbonisation efforts The council were going to vote on it on Thursday But the meeting has been postponed due to extreme heat
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Can't believe it's been 10 years of being told that you mustn't call ignorant bigots ignorant bigots. You just have to politely live with the mess they've made
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Andy Burnham’s government should reverse 40 years of privatisation with a long-term plan to take over failing utilities in administration, issuing “bonds for shares” and setting up state competitors, according to a new blueprint for “Manchesterism”. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Burnham ally to unveil ambitious plan to reverse decades of privatisation
Exclusive: Productive State policy paper envisages state regaining control of basics to make life affordable, in fleshing out of Manchesterism
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I don't think I like the narrative of being in a divided country. When somebody is racist I don't have a difference of opinion with that person. they have a moral failing. I'm not obliged to reach over the boundary and explain that we could probably swap kidneys if we needed. Who has the time lol
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It is absolutely the perfect metaphor for this myopic and utterly thick US administration. Government By Unintended Consequences.
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
On the birthday of dictator Trump, let us above all enjoy what it was like to have a president who commanded respect throughout the world and was very loved by almost the entire population. When I see this, I have to smile. Obama was amazing. Share this, if only to tease Trump.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 10/06/2026
more countries need to follow this example
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 10/06/2026
Realistically, Keir Starmer is probably in his final month as prime minister. There a freedom in that, or there would be if he chose to embrace it. So it feels especially telling that even in the face of what's happening in Belfast he's still so…absent. And tepid. It's consistent, I guess?
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A reminder that Brazil banned Twitter for failing to stop the spreading of disinformation. There is nothing stopping the British government from doing the same.
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Prof Rachel Oliver @profrachelgan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I often see this with EDI stuff 👇. Serious problems are identified in an organisation, which mean that minoritised people are being treated unfairly. When folk in leadership learn this, they wring their hands and say they wish they could do something about it. But they can. And they choose not to.
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