Reposted by MarsJustin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal. 5455761594
Reposted by MarsBex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Many men would rather engage in violent fantasy about what they WOULD do instead of doing what they easily COULD. 101718444
Reposted by MarsThe Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am convinced that CAPTCHAs are no longer checking if I am human, they are just using my free labor to train self-driving cars to identify blurry traffic lights. 3076059
Reposted by MarsDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Find out where you can watch the film here.bleeckerstreetmedia.comMUSK | Only In Select Theaters October 9, Nationwide October 16An incisive look behind the legend of Elon Musk, the world’s most heralded “inventor-entrepreneur” who has enormous influence on the world in which we all live. 2317122
Reposted by MarsDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3149402705
Reposted by MarsCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 26/09/2026we’re gonna beat the cute little animated avatar to death with hammers sorry 32897160
Reposted by MarsErin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026important image 03108850
Reposted by MarsK'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026recently I came to a realization about why "smart devices" are so shitty if you take an appliance that creates some sort of physical output, and connect it to a network, what you've actually done is invent a new kind of printer and printers are, of course, the devil's machines 91259434
Mars @marsgow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Im sure its a sign of a healthy economy that companies are in a competition to show me gambling ads. 000
Reposted by MarsAutumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Girlfriend: "I'd definitely know if you were compelling me." Vampiress: "Uh-huh. Lean your neck left, dear." Girlfriend: "Ope. Sorry. Anyway, I've got really strong mental faculties. I can't be controlled." Vampiress: "No, sit on my lap while I feed. Yes, you're very strong. Can't be controlled." 39019
Reposted by Marsmale to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's nice that Dungeon Meshi provided some really important representation; hyperfocused autistic guys who hang around their gay sister's girlfriend out of dog-like loyalty, short women who get sweaty and nervous around matching sets of tall people. 1294
Reposted by MarsJason @envinyon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026god its funny that discord wants age verification because it wants to promote gambling very get hit by a bus to its management 11902178
Reposted by MarsYeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this 11280752869
Reposted by MarsMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sometimes I think I understand computers and then I get an error message that a headless Adobe app has seized control of a clown horn somewhere on the machine 141260372
Reposted by Marsmale to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 23/09/2026First rule of electoralism from the position of a sexual minority: 06710
Reposted by MarsTilda ~ ☔ [COMS OPEN] @smartcalendar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ik im late but i thought of this n thought it was sweet #petraparker #spiderwoman #fanart 233205789
Mars @marsgow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Described Drag N Wash as a car wash simulator for dragons to friend in discord only to listen to them going O Mmmmm Wow for a minute or two 000
Reposted by MarsDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"People used to have a single brain, right? What the vaccines are doing, according to scientists in Stanford, is literally splitting our brains in two." 4340252
Reposted by Marscharlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed 3253041227
Reposted by MarsAutumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Animal control officer who is super confused because he keeps getting noise complaints about a barking dog from an apartment that clearly doesn't have one. The lesbians who live there swear they don't have one, and there's nowhere to hide it, even if they did, given how small the space is. 0355
Reposted by MarsKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 21/09/2026women love to fuck off into the forest and come back feeling like a transformed and better person after an emotionally cathartic and intense experience on hallowed queer ground surrounded by amazing people and transcendent music. they love doing this. 1840124
Reposted by Marsyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/09/2026man i cant believe i have to say this but credit where credit is due: at long last, sheeran has put on an entertaining show 525323
Reposted by Marsmiss fern 🏳️⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 21/09/2026one of the things that separates mammals from the rest of the animal kingdom is live birth, with the exception of echidnas, platypuses, and bears, of course. bears use the build-a-bear workshop 413318
Reposted by Marseva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 19/09/2026this is how you wake up from bottom surgery 231425200
Reposted by MarsDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026More dysfunctional ship dynamics: 1. Mutually unrequited yearning because each mistakenly believes the other sees it as a friends-with-benefits thing 2. Each REALLY wants to engage in performative self-sacrifice, but keeps getting wrong-footed by the other's equally self-sacrificial nature (1/3) 210615
Reposted by MarsLuci. @transtextual.bsky.social · 19/09/2026look, if your dating pool is already filled with trash, you might as well make some money out of it, right? (this is not financial advice) 071
Reposted by Marsjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026none of us are free from the patriarchy :( 161616273
Reposted by Marsmiss fern 🏳️⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026thinking about how sexual "how it's made" is 4688
Reposted by Marsmiss fern 🏳️⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026a chaser for therians. chasing tail. a fur trapper 1418420
Reposted by MarsThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026“I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shit miss on his corner bet, gather up $200 in chips, and say, ‘Well, that’ll do it for tonight, boys and girls.’” — Kevin Lombardotheonion.comCoward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In WalletLAS VEGAS—Seemingly unbothered by his disgrace as he sauntered through the glass doors and onto the Las Vegas Strip, coward Kevin Lombardo reportedly left the Flamingo casino Friday even though he sti... 480946
Reposted by MarsConor @ernekid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Aliens warn each other: For the love of the Suns don't let the Humans scratch you behind your Palps, it might feel really good but before you know it you'll be living in a kennel and be made to wear novelty costumes on Halloween 0432
Reposted by Marsyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/09/2026i hate to agree with hasan on anything because he is, i would humbly submit, dumb and annoying. but also "america is a terrorist state" hovers between Uncomplicated Truth to Fair Enough, I suppose for like 2 3rds of the worlds population so like idk man 1566593
