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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 21h
some Befores of the yard, for later comparison
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 23h
At the Menards sending mixed messages about my allegiances
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some day it will happen. And it's going to be the best day of posting any of us has ever experienced
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
now that's a fuckin majestic beast
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Can you believe they can 3D print meat now?" Oh U mean like women do when they give birth..? #showerthought #feminism #MaleFeministsWhoShower
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they're saying it's Drink 26 Ounces of Sapporo and Wash It Down With Red Bean Ice Cream Friday
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know what time it is #bigbeerfriday
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps.
1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says:
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!" 
2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says "Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!" 
3rd panel: "Good ol' Charlie Brown..." 
4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, "How I hate him!"
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been biting my tongue about this, but I really wish they'd get it together on this stuff a little further in advance. Not having a season schedule until less than 3 months before the opener is bush league stuff!
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[the replacements “kiss me on the bus” voice] rim me on the coach
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fake Irish guy, where have you gone 🥲
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is exactly how I've come to think about life and death and it has truly brought me a great deal of peace and serenity
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[Jeff Foxworthy voice] If you go on a 10 post rant about Joyce Carol Oates being problematic... you MIGHT be too online! 🤠
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
A GROWN ADULT WITH THE SAME RIGHTS AS YOU: (clapping hands) haha! Wow! Yes!
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don't mind if I do!
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Youth pastor voice
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
now why is Arby's in it
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why is there still baseball on, it is bedtime
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we're doing a review of your dog, and i just have to say, we love the barking. we love that he does it for no reason and at full blast. and when you stop in the street for twenty minutes outside our window and talk to another idiot while the dog goes nuts, we imagine great things happening to you
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they're called the Phillies because their fans "phil bad" when they watch them play
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"This town is big enough for the two of us" - The Cowboy of Kindness
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love to know that my health food, from the Fryolator, was fried in healthy oils, in the Fryolator
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WNBA playoffs I'm afraid
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God forbid a fella try out a new look!!
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coccopoo is a new brainworm unfortunately
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Hi IQ Force Multiplier @imacopyouidiot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
keenum was the case that they gave me
ben johnson
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum Beast Mode
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we've all been there
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a Monday night showdown between Case Keenum and Andy Dalton. Feels like I'm 30 again
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If we must continue doing pop country discourse, can we talk about the one I heard at the grocery store that's just three minutes of her singing "I like it when you're nice to me"? Definitely some Psychology going on there
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Hourly Twin Peaks @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · 28/09/2026
Fresh and clear as a mountain stream.
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S02E01 Episode 8: May the Giant Be with You September 30 1990
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Made it out to Pig's Eye this morning, then kind of a neighborhood tour on the way home
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Women supporting women is a beautiful thing
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ikea falafel kids meal is goated when spending $2.49 for a nutritious lunch is the vibe
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chris Hansen to a guy with synesthesia: you feel how this looks, right
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They should sell oreos with no creme
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now that's a controversial stance!
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's the weekend for your boy. Time to smoke 0.5 joints and listen to music from the 1990s
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yep that's what polls do
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ebert on cage: still true
There are often lists of the great living male movie stars: De Niro, Nicholson and Pacino, usually. How often do you see the name of Nicolas Cage? He should always be up there. He's daring and fearless in his choice of roles, and unafraid to crawl out on a limb, saw it off and remain suspended in air. No one else can project inner trembling so effectively. Recall the opening scenes in "Leaving Las Vegas." See him in Scorsese's "Bringing Out the Dead." Think of the title character in "The Weather Man." Watch him melting down in "Adaptation." And then remember that he can also do a parachuting Elvis impersonator ("Honeymoon in Vegas"), a wild rock 'n' roller ("Wild at Heart"), a lovesick one-handed baker ("Moonstruck"), a straight-arrow Secret Service agent ("Guarding Tess") and on and on.
He always seems so earnest. However improbable his character, he never winks at the audience. He is committed to the character with every atom and plays him as if he were him. His success in making Charlie Kaufman a neurotic mess and Donald Kaufman a carefree success story, in the same movie, comes largely from this gift. There are slight cosmetic differences between the two: Charlie usually needs a shave, Donald has a little more hair. But the real reason we can tell the twins apart, even when they're in the same trick shot, comes from within: Cage can tell them apart. He is always Charlie when he plays Charlie, always Donald when he plays Donald. Look and see.
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
top 10 album OAT for me personally stereogum.com/2512348/seba...
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Sebadoh Announce Deluxe 30th Anniversary Edition Of 'Harmacy': Hear "Beauty Of The Ride (Alternate Version)"
Sebadoh are celebrating 30 years of their sixth album Harmacy. The indie rockers announced an anniversary edition today, and an alternate version of the track “Beauty Of The Ride” is out now. Harmacy ...
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice little story from Racket racketmn.com/minneapolis-...
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I Went to the Minneapolis Buckthorn Removal Singles Club and All I Got Was a Beautiful, Wholesome Morning - Racket
Maybe the real Minneapolis Buckthorn Removal Singles Club was the friends we made along the way
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Mark @markwahlberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Both of these games are great, highly recommend
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