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Mark Jansen

@marksjansen.bsky.social
321 followers 889 following 571 posts

Bearded, writes freelance. Barely represents his own views, never mind anyone else's.

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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This got them going
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every time this game goes on sale is a fresh chance for me to get annoyed at the unnecessary remaster that just let them sell it at a higher price. I ain't buying a six year old game for £27, fuck off.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
How dare you I don't hate smartglasses That said... Yeah, I kinda do.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Always knew there was something weird about that dog
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Every goddamn year
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I love my cat so much, what a cutie
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Strong "that is a pig" energy from this picture
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
How in the name of all that is holy did Google's AI mess this one up?
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thank you so much! I meant to send this when it arrived, but life got in the way.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
New Bluesky hobby: lining the "Back to top" button up over display pictures.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm doing my part in adding to your legend
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I imagine this is a list of the best and sexiest accounts on Bsky
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I shall wear it like a badge of honour. Except for VR. VR is great! I love VR!
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I am so glad this finally arrived. My replacement for the one I broke. I've missed having an X4 on my pocket.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
WHY IS IT CALLED GABBO
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I adore that the website actually has this at the bottom. Warms my heart to see one of these again
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What the fuck did I do?!
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Strong "that is a pig" energy
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Yet more AI bullshit used to steal and defraud. This AI loser has claimed the GTA Vice City theme of all things as his own creation. Likely hoping to rake it in. The internet is so fried. Sam Altman has a lot to answer for.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Pretty scary how good the Pixel 10 Pro's Pro Res Zoom is sometimes
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Today in "help I was knocked over by my phone and can't get up", I discovered it will boost sounds to aid my ageing ears
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Never a bad time for this image
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Well that's one way to announce your company's birthday
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It fits too well
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
There are lots of things wrong with Hollywood for sure, but a pretty damning indictment has to be that, if the films listed here are supposed to be huge upcoming blockbusters, I haven't heard of a single damn one of them.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
She's the hungriest. Mom made her costume
An 11 month old wearing a homemade Very Hungry Caterpillar costume.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Not sure how relaxing a game called "Hentai Girls" would be, Nintendo.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Well there's my first muted word of the new platform Severance hitting my mental list of "shows I've never seen, but am sick of"
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I really don't know what eBay thinks I'm looking for
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Amazon, you need to give up, it's not coming today. I've accepted this, now you should too.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
How did you get that data though, OpenAI? HOW DID YOU GET THAT DATA
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Had my first Listifications notification. Not a clue who this guy is
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"Cinnamon roll"
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
MERL MERL NOOOO
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Wtf has happened on Steam?
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Am I having a stroke? That is NOT a number
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I'd love to blame the kids, but their cover of Thunderstruck is an absolute banger
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This a good feed
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
They really have given up
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Meanwhile, in the other place. How the fuck did this clown ever gaslight us into thinking he was a genius? Can only assume it was because he talked a whole lot less.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
So I started playing #BaldurGate3 for the first time, and I'm laughing so hard that the framing of this shot makes my half-orc look MASSIVE
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
What's with the "2008 Facebook"-style fan groups randomly following me? I kinda don't want them near me, they feel weird.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Now, I was young at the time, but I don't think Princess Di ever rocked up anywhere with a tit out
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
At this point I'm just begging AI to do something that's not just bad for everyone involved.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
YouTube Music, how did we get here?
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #679,647! I guess I should probably spend some time here
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