Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Every time this game goes on sale is a fresh chance for me to get annoyed at the unnecessary remaster that just let them sell it at a higher price. I ain't buying a six year old game for £27, fuck off. 020
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026How dare you I don't hate smartglasses That said... Yeah, I kinda do. 000
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Always knew there was something weird about that dog 010
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026How in the name of all that is holy did Google's AI mess this one up? 000
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Thank you so much! I meant to send this when it arrived, but life got in the way. 030
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026New Bluesky hobby: lining the "Back to top" button up over display pictures. 010
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I imagine this is a list of the best and sexiest accounts on Bsky 000
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I shall wear it like a badge of honour. Except for VR. VR is great! I love VR! 020
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I am so glad this finally arrived. My replacement for the one I broke. I've missed having an X4 on my pocket. 100
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I adore that the website actually has this at the bottom. Warms my heart to see one of these again 040
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Yet more AI bullshit used to steal and defraud. This AI loser has claimed the GTA Vice City theme of all things as his own creation. Likely hoping to rake it in. The internet is so fried. Sam Altman has a lot to answer for. 030
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Pretty scary how good the Pixel 10 Pro's Pro Res Zoom is sometimes 020
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Today in "help I was knocked over by my phone and can't get up", I discovered it will boost sounds to aid my ageing ears 060
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Well that's one way to announce your company's birthday 030
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025There are lots of things wrong with Hollywood for sure, but a pretty damning indictment has to be that, if the films listed here are supposed to be huge upcoming blockbusters, I haven't heard of a single damn one of them. 010
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Not sure how relaxing a game called "Hentai Girls" would be, Nintendo. 120
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Well there's my first muted word of the new platform Severance hitting my mental list of "shows I've never seen, but am sick of" 020
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I really don't know what eBay thinks I'm looking for 130
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Amazon, you need to give up, it's not coming today. I've accepted this, now you should too. 000
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 29/01/2025How did you get that data though, OpenAI? HOW DID YOU GET THAT DATA 020
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Had my first Listifications notification. Not a clue who this guy is 120
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I'd love to blame the kids, but their cover of Thunderstruck is an absolute banger 020
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Meanwhile, in the other place. How the fuck did this clown ever gaslight us into thinking he was a genius? Can only assume it was because he talked a whole lot less. 010
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024So I started playing #BaldurGate3 for the first time, and I'm laughing so hard that the framing of this shot makes my half-orc look MASSIVE 030
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 21/11/2024What's with the "2008 Facebook"-style fan groups randomly following me? I kinda don't want them near me, they feel weird. 000
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Now, I was young at the time, but I don't think Princess Di ever rocked up anywhere with a tit out 020
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024At this point I'm just begging AI to do something that's not just bad for everyone involved. 010
Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 19/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #679,647! I guess I should probably spend some time here 010