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Mark Jansen

@marksjansen.bsky.social
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Bearded, writes freelance. Barely represents his own views, never mind anyone else's.

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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm no expert, but I would assume the reason why we tune out familiar smells is obvious. It's so we notice new smells, which could be threats.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What the fuck
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I do that too, but I can't teleport
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Martin Heneghan @martinheneghan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He’s been prime minister for five minutes and he’s already playing with the emergency alert.
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ah my bad!
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Would they be in pre-Heresy colours though, rather than the green?
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's not really about that, IIRC. He's running from the fact his wife has dementia and is forgetting him, and he's trying to come to terms with that.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I mean, sorta. Important to note the cheating only happens if you want it to.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Roman Insect Gladiators in the TMNT logo design
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I strongly suspect a lot of these "hacking" stories are either made up or have a lot of creative liberties being taken. It smells like boosterism.
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Bennett McKenna @bennettmckenna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A lot of people are just posting his article where he said he wanted to shag kids, which isn't fair. We should also remember him as a virulent racist who had several IPSO complaints upheld against him and who cheated on his wife, impregnating a 22-year-old he then assaulted.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
They can afford it if they're immortals.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🎶So I can, so I can Watch you weave then breathe your story lines🎶
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 19/07/2026
the "ok  imma fight ... damn X has hands" meme except it's "ok imma rig the world cup for argentina....  damn argentina sucks" with fifa
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This got them going
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A HMV that wasn't just full of merch? I can't believe it
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This game was mental, I loved it.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
They might be on to something with this
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This cannot be happening
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Be Happy and Civil @beakindhuman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Honestly, watching the match, I fear the French team may also have forgotten it's happening.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's alright, Alan Shearer doesn't seem to like him that much
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/07/2026
Bill Browder is definitely not a conspiracy theorist. He’s the man who wrote the Magnitsky Act.
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D Marie @gypsysoul1968.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Conor McGregor lost his UFC fight in one round. He had his ass thoroughly beat. This is karma. McGregor violently raped a woman. She needed surgery to remove a tampon and repair the damage. His career should have been over. He should be behind bars.
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I can't believe this is how I found out
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh no, why does this slap so hard?
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Takedown The Light [Devil May Cry 5 x KPop Demon Hunters Mashup]
YouTube video by KingSpartaX37
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Damon Beres @damonberes.com · 06/07/2026
You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The US was not prepared for how much the Scots and English can drink.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Browser companies. Firefox. Chrome. I cannot tell you how little I care about "what's new" with your browser. I close that window every time, without ever looking at it. I need you to access websites, not throw bullshit windows in my way. Why yes I am tired and cranky, why do you ask?
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Riley Neville @riley.sbug.games · 23/06/2026
You can pet the dragon in my goblin game
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is so sad. I would love to buy a Steam Machine. It would fit into my life perfectly. But not at this price. I simply can't justify it. It's going to flop, and it absolutely does not deserve to.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Big if true
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every time this game goes on sale is a fresh chance for me to get annoyed at the unnecessary remaster that just let them sell it at a higher price. I ain't buying a six year old game for £27, fuck off.
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We're all laughing now, but remember this moment when it's your turn to be prime minister.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
How dare you I don't hate smartglasses That said... Yeah, I kinda do.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Nah, he looks like an older Colin Morgan
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I don't know who the Knicks are, but they sound expensive.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wasn't it basically put on by the Gracies to make BJJ look good?
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Forbidden Blowjob
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Always knew there was something weird about that dog
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I didn't even like the Resi Evil games, but that cover? One of the all-time greats.
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Mark Jansen @marksjansen.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I like the idea that's your Emotional Support Xbox and you just happened to have it with you
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