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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts

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Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
IDEALLY we should be able to opt out of TV ads. Replace that garbage with 30 seconds of puppies and kittens frolicking and early voting participation would be 100%.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Golden Sombreinero is more like it
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Incredible case of announcers curse as Drew Rosenhaus was talking about Gavin Williams pitching around Victor Mesa to pitch to Chandler Simpson and his 61 infield singles. Simpson immediately hits a two run stand up triple.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s so annoying for the Guardians to have to play themselves in the ALCS😡
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 15/10/2026
I have been tolerant and even modestly encouraging as my now-11-year-old son has embraced baseball fandom via the Dodgers the last couple years, but as a Cleveland fan myself, seeing him get his first taste of adversity in rooting, well:
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Die Hard John Mc Clane
ALT: Die Hard John Mc Clane
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker
A YouTube kidslop thumbnail in real life
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This guy seems to be completely unphased by what’s happening with the Guardians
A tuxedo cat laying on my chest looking annoyed at me for taking a picture of him. His name is James Bond.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t let your kids grow up to be Cleveland fans
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good Lord Gavin Williams
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
/with a grayed out picture and sad music Chase Meidroth: Still a Bitch
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chase Meidroth is a bitch
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heroes. When the first? second? season culminated with Milo Ventimiglia and Zachary Quinto fighting behind closed doors with a bunch of flashing lights and smoke it was over.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New favorite name dropped: Thad Funk
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike McCarthy beach ball looking ass
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We don’t really talk about the gum disease gingivitis anymore nowadays. Sad.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sherrod Brown loves giving your AI dollars to AI Wall Street guys so they can lick your AI money
An AI Wall Street broker licking AI dollars. Seriously.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 23/09/2026
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The other day I was in a tailspin because I didn’t feel like I was well versed enough in immigration law to write a football story… then I remembered a Fox News anchor took over the Pentagon and calls himself the Chief of War
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now theonion.com/study-finds-voices-sho…
Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Szbozslai’d ugh
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The nine most frightening words in the English language: “I’m a monster and I’m going to get you”
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I find it quite rude that the IRS is asking someone for money on this, the holiest of days, 9/11
A certified letter from the IRS asking someone for money on 9/11. Assholes.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How’s the color blindness treating with these jerseys at Lambeau @tyhildenbrandt.solidverbal.com ?
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am already so mad at these guys yelling at me to use Google Gemini
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don’t like Alex Golesh in Auburn colors 😡
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have not missed 7 timeouts in 2 minutes of game time over the course of the Summer of Soccer
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? Because it’s awesome.
Cruisin’ USA
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NewUPCcastle UPCnited FC
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The 3yo just called this green cement truck “the Mountain Dew one”
A green cement truck my 3yo just called “the Mountain Dew one” that isn’t the color of Mountain Dew at all.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shouts out to the FedEx delivery driver wearing the sleeveless “Vader 77” basketball jersey
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shouts out to this guy who is calling hand sanitizer “alcohol” and keeps asking the two women he is with for the alcohol in their purses.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An 83 year old lady on my mail route who may not even be 5ft tall was just talking to me about moving next week. She said “I didn’t really wanna move but, you know. What I wanna say to them is [throws up double birds] FUCK THEM!”
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Of course they have, all America REALLY wants to hear about are the Dallas Cowboys
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 26/08/2026
The Lord is calling home the wrong 80 year olds.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Being stuck behind the youth group at the Coke Freestyle Machine 😳
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the customers on my mail route has a live dot com email address lol
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🎵I love kickin shit stubbin my toe on the bed post baby I love kickin shit Jumpin up and down and yellin ouch 🎵
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just overheard: “I caught eight feral cats last night and it was a BAAAAAD experience”
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The moths are going crazy out here today
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🎵let’s go shittin now everybody’s learning how Come poop on the toilet with meeeee (Come poop on the toilet with) Shittin safari yeah Shittin safari yeah Shittin safari yeah🎵 - The Butt Boys
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Diaharrea Drop Off is a great band name @stefanheck.bsky.social
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I would assume through Faith, Family, and Never Giving Up?
A People magazine cover featuring Audrey Hepburn’s dead ass
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m going to my mom’s house tonight for dinner and she texted me “I’ll make a peach cobbler! 🍑” My internet poisoned brain thought she was slinging some new kind of slang about getting ass.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@brockway.bsky.social @jasonkpargin.bsky.social Look what my library was kind enough to find for me through the interlibrary loan program!
The world’s greatest liar standing in front of a table of spy stuff I’m sure he has most definitely used
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Over under 3.5 weeks when Udogie and/or Porro go down with an ACL.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@tyhildenbrandt.solidverbal.com I hated that yellow RC car so much
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social I don’t know how familiar you are with individual seasons of Taskmaster but I’ve been watching series 16 and in the challenge where they were supposed to perform a recognizable piece of classical music sans instrument I swore Sophie Willems was playing Rocky Top
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
/immediately places entire mortgage on the under
The Browns idiot piece of shit owner with incredibly bad wisdom and insight telling me to bet the over on the season wins total. This reminds me of two things. 1) How I knew they were going to draft Johnny Manziel and everything would end in flames and 2) how the instant I saw Deshaun Watson’s $230 million contract was guaranteed I knew everything would end in flames. God Jimmy Haslem sucks. Zac Jackson rules tho.
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