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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts

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Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
IDEALLY we should be able to opt out of TV ads. Replace that garbage with 30 seconds of puppies and kittens frolicking and early voting participation would be 100%.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Golden Sombreinero is more like it
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The threat of rain made them move the game to 1PM. And the speed at which the MLB postseason progresses surprises me every year unless my team (my VERY GOOD TEAM) is in it
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*open window
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I was yelling ATTA BOY PETEY out my own window as I was delivering mail
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jim Rosenhaus, apologies to Jimbo
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Incredible case of announcers curse as Drew Rosenhaus was talking about Gavin Williams pitching around Victor Mesa to pitch to Chandler Simpson and his 61 infield singles. Simpson immediately hits a two run stand up triple.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s so annoying for the Guardians to have to play themselves in the ALCS😡
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 15/10/2026
I have been tolerant and even modestly encouraging as my now-11-year-old son has embraced baseball fandom via the Dodgers the last couple years, but as a Cleveland fan myself, seeing him get his first taste of adversity in rooting, well:
static.klipy.com
Die Hard John Mc Clane
ALT: Die Hard John Mc Clane
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker
A YouTube kidslop thumbnail in real life
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I think they’re trying to make it up to you
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He was definitely phased by not having been fed yet tonight
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This guy seems to be completely unphased by what’s happening with the Guardians
A tuxedo cat laying on my chest looking annoyed at me for taking a picture of him. His name is James Bond.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t let your kids grow up to be Cleveland fans
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good Lord Gavin Williams
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
/bright, shiny, fully colored picture with hopeful music Jose Ramirez: Working Hard to Give YOU More Runs
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
/with a grayed out picture and sad music Chase Meidroth: Still a Bitch
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Braden Montgomery is a bitch with a golden sombrero
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chase DeLauter: not a bitch
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chase Meidroth is a bitch
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heroes. When the first? second? season culminated with Milo Ventimiglia and Zachary Quinto fighting behind closed doors with a bunch of flashing lights and smoke it was over.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New favorite name dropped: Thad Funk
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike McCarthy beach ball looking ass
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We don’t really talk about the gum disease gingivitis anymore nowadays. Sad.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sherrod Brown loves giving your AI dollars to AI Wall Street guys so they can lick your AI money
An AI Wall Street broker licking AI dollars. Seriously.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 23/09/2026
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When the xG gods finally decide to favor us, some poor team is gonna lose 7-0
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The other day I was in a tailspin because I didn’t feel like I was well versed enough in immigration law to write a football story… then I remembered a Fox News anchor took over the Pentagon and calls himself the Chief of War
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can the fire score a goal for us though?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now theonion.com/study-finds-voices-sho…
Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Szbozslai’d ugh
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The nine most frightening words in the English language: “I’m a monster and I’m going to get you”
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I find it quite rude that the IRS is asking someone for money on this, the holiest of days, 9/11
A certified letter from the IRS asking someone for money on 9/11. Assholes.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can only imagine how much love mom puts into her spaghetti though
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Malcontent is more like it
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How’s the color blindness treating with these jerseys at Lambeau @tyhildenbrandt.solidverbal.com ?
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am already so mad at these guys yelling at me to use Google Gemini
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don’t like Alex Golesh in Auburn colors 😡
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have not missed 7 timeouts in 2 minutes of game time over the course of the Summer of Soccer
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Defending Champions once removed
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m a Buckeye fan and I’ve had the exact same thought (well minus the defending national champion part)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? Because it’s awesome.
Cruisin’ USA
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That’s your first mistake. You need to make them think losing is what makes you happy.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NewUPCcastle UPCnited FC
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The 3yo just called this green cement truck “the Mountain Dew one”
A green cement truck my 3yo just called “the Mountain Dew one” that isn’t the color of Mountain Dew at all.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shouts out to the FedEx delivery driver wearing the sleeveless “Vader 77” basketball jersey
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Shouts out to this guy who is calling hand sanitizer “alcohol” and keeps asking the two women he is with for the alcohol in their purses.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh no. Does this mean we now have to face the frowning man?
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An 83 year old lady on my mail route who may not even be 5ft tall was just talking to me about moving next week. She said “I didn’t really wanna move but, you know. What I wanna say to them is [throws up double birds] FUCK THEM!”
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