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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts

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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I think they’re trying to make it up to you
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This guy seems to be completely unphased by what’s happening with the Guardians
A tuxedo cat laying on my chest looking annoyed at me for taking a picture of him. His name is James Bond.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sherrod Brown loves giving your AI dollars to AI Wall Street guys so they can lick your AI money
An AI Wall Street broker licking AI dollars. Seriously.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I find it quite rude that the IRS is asking someone for money on this, the holiest of days, 9/11
A certified letter from the IRS asking someone for money on 9/11. Assholes.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The 3yo just called this green cement truck “the Mountain Dew one”
A green cement truck my 3yo just called “the Mountain Dew one” that isn’t the color of Mountain Dew at all.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I would assume through Faith, Family, and Never Giving Up?
A People magazine cover featuring Audrey Hepburn’s dead ass
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@brockway.bsky.social @jasonkpargin.bsky.social Look what my library was kind enough to find for me through the interlibrary loan program!
The world’s greatest liar standing in front of a table of spy stuff I’m sure he has most definitely used
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
/immediately places entire mortgage on the under
The Browns idiot piece of shit owner with incredibly bad wisdom and insight telling me to bet the over on the season wins total. This reminds me of two things. 1) How I knew they were going to draft Johnny Manziel and everything would end in flames and 2) how the instant I saw Deshaun Watson’s $230 million contract was guaranteed I knew everything would end in flames. God Jimmy Haslem sucks. Zac Jackson rules tho.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Thinking about how for the longest time as a child I thought this guy’s name was Seen.
A Seen Elliott basketball card
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Looks like Convivial St. Petersburg has been listening to the @murderxbryan.bsky.social and the Guys Podcast
Convivial St. Petersburg is interested in The Lifestyle
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Look, I’m just trying to compliment you Spelling Bee, OK?
RADBUTT
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My cat, James, being very suspicious of my Chemex
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Really sad I didn’t find this a week ago but HAPPY WORLD CUP EVERYBODY!!!
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don’t understand how hitting the crossbar thrice doesn’t count as a shot on goal
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Tom and Jerry really nailing a bad trip to the Ren Faire in this episode
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Flat chocolate chip cookies are the best chocolate chip cookies
A buncha flat (and in my opinion the most delicious) chocolate chip cookies
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
No. They cannot.
Knicks guard Jalen Brunson pointing down. Where the Cavs belong. In the gutter.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The desperate word of a massive loser
A massive loser looking around a basketball arena like a fucking idiot
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I didn’t realize how heavily Spurs staying up had been weighing on me emotionally, so I am very glad to be out here touching metaphorical grass now that this is all over
4 of my kids playing in the ocean
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Chanting “su-per jum-bo avo-cado” at the God of Guacamole
A su-per jum-bo avo-cado
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This. This is the guy who was supposed to push you over the top.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Look at this lazy sack of shit
A tuxedo cat sleeping on a yellow blanket on the couch in the sun. Lazy sack of shit.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The Padres are giving away something called a Patriotic Aloha Shirt at one of their games this season and can only hope it’s an abomination equal to the World Cup Host City Jerseys.
Really bad World Cup Host City Jerseys. Honestly, be grateful if you have a hard time seeing images on here.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Genuinely thought this was a person giving the bird to this lovely statue at first glance
A picture where it looks like some candles are flipping off a statue of some lady saint in a mountain
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Tell Michael Noland I’m willing to send Justin a message for him if he needs me too @murderxbryan.bsky.social
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
A Taco Bell receipt in honor of Cinco de Mayo
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Here’s what my 2017 Toyota Sienna tells me the @doughboys.bsky.social look like.
My 2017 Toyota Sienna showing a picture of the members of the Doughboys podcast that looks nothing like the members of the Doughboys podcast
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The face of a man who knew he’d only have to work 4 months before getting a massive buyout.
Liam Rosenior with a cheeky little grin on his face
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
We’ve really Made America Great Again huh?
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
JD Vance looking at the camera and absolutely believing it’s stealing his soul
JD Vance looking at the camera and absolutely believing it’s stealing his soul alongside some fuckwit MAGA Warrior running for office in Ohio
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This dude sucks so fucking hard
A dumb bald fuck who is exploiting Americans and his relationship with Trump to scam hundreds of millions of dollars from billions of people who have decidedly less money than him.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Love your trillion dollar company Jeff
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
First open window day of the spring and these bros are loving it!
Two tuxedo cats sitting in a window living their best life
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It’s leaking into Connections now…
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It’s so cool that Rich Guys can keep exploiting people to get More Rich and then just make up numbers saying “no no its cool. You all are getting SO MUCH MONEY TOO!” www.nytimes.com/athletic/707...
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Need a ruling on whether Giancarlo or Vincenzo is the more Italian of the Italianos
Giancarlo Italiano (maybe the most Italian name ever) staring into the sky right before he gets ready to resign in the post game press conference
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
My immediate guess was Sam Altman but it didn’t fit @edzitron.com
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
These nerds don’t know what they’re missing
A Spelling Bee screenshot where these nerds think Maction isn’t a word
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Put him in the Name Hall of Fame!
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
BYBL - The Everything Book
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Find me a more Italian name
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Presented without comment
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
But look, it’s based on a true story
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Yep
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Search your first name the ‘glamour shot’ and post a photo. My kids would be so happy I have a cat.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Shouts out to AI!
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Hey kids. Don’t skimp out on your daily buoy consumption. I ❤️ being in The Future.
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I’ve worked really hard to get here and am very proud to have hit this milestone 🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁🍾
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
JEEZUS CHRIST
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Marcus Did Laundry and it Came Out Filled with Ghosts @marcusborton.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Here was last nights dinner at Portillo’s. Polish sausage covered in mustard and grilled onions with a side of rings.
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