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ExecutiveOtaku @executiveotaku.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bill Murray as Phil Connors: ...AGAIN
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Astronomy/astrophysics might actually be a good candidate for extensive ai usage. Every astronomer collects massive amounts of data then only ever analysis a small fraction of that. Running big data analysis on that could help a good bit.
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp. I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My extremely inebriated friend Patton Oswalt narrates the epic saga of The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota on a brand new episode of DRUNK HISTORY! youtu.be/afXtQ6ghzsA?...
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The Biggest Ball of Twine (w/ Patton Oswalt) - Drunk History
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Londo Mollari from Babylon 5
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Glonzo: why won’t the democrats propose a solution?
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This looks like an unauthorized cheap knockoff Starship Troopers prequel.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are your large language models too slow and expensive? Do your small language models lack the capabilities you need to complete your tasks? Here at Goldilocks.ai we are building the first Medium Language Model, and we're hoping it'll be just right for your needs.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title. The Newer Testament. Though, Holier Bible also has potential.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean, Nelson Mandela grew up speaking isiXhosa which has a very large number of genders.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Only loosely related to the dumpster fire discourse of the day: Damn the covid shot hurts this year. I even went with the Moderna small shot which was supposed to have lower reactogenicity, but my shoulder is out.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey Republican Party of Kentucky? You should proof read your mailer. I don’t want a representative promising to cut my income in half.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kinda feel like option 1 ought to be phrased "a group of leaders have removed Trump from power and assumed control again."
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well I, can't go to the park. I can't go to work. I can't do nothing, I gotta stay in my house like a jerk
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can learn to cope with stress, You can beat the IRS
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip. It's really good with bean dip!
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Especially post zepbound me, absolutely. Probably a little weirded out at how fit/buff I am, but beyond that pretty impressed.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve lost count, how many weird sex cults based in tech spaces are we talking about today?
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I got Liberal Arts Left on Searchlight Institute's Political Neighborhoods Quiz. www.searchlightinstitute.org/political-ne... Hell yeah, I got coffee shop.
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Liberal Arts Left | Political Neighborhoods Quiz
You are in the Liberal Arts Left, so you are as progressive as it gets - passionate, educated, younger, and maybe reading this in your walkable city's finest third space.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when you go down on a woman but don’t really know what you’re doing
A score bug that says “CLT MISS”
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm glad my insurance company decides to text me before calling. Exactly how I want to be ready for a random phone call.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Realized I was mortal, started zepbound, got in really good shape, got a fun job.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dang it, I liked my Fit.
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I used to think Call of Cthulhu was a little optimistic about the number of death cultists that exist in the general population. I also thought the MCU was a little over the top with its Nazis in congress thing. My life has become the single ongoing revelation that I haven't been cynical enough.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Condolences to all the fantasy players I’m drafting on their upcoming season ending injuries.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Armadillo Foraging
ALT: Armadillo Foraging
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 04/09/2026
The Louisville Teamsters have weighed in on Matt Bevin
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Thought Punks 🎲 TTRPGs + Punk 👩‍🎤 @thoughtpunks.com · 30/08/2026
This is one of the most incredible threads I ever read. Take this ride with me.
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A meme with the text "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons." In the top left is a 3D render of Samus Aran's (from the Metroid games) arm cannon on a strip of trans flag colours. Along the bottom are five illustrated diverse people, some wearing trans pride flags as capes, and all wielding matching arm cannons. The person in the center holds up a large transgender pride flag.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I know that Elon Musk gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out. I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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My Baby Hello: Dancing Alien Creature
ALT: My Baby Hello: Dancing Alien Creature
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Captain America: You Got Heart, Kid
ALT: Captain America: You Got Heart, Kid
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve been to busy with real life stuff to know what a spreadsheet person is, and I’m afraid to ask. But also MS copilot/bing was legit helpful in me learning power query/pivot tables/data models recently, so maybe it’s me.
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Andy Dwyer Who Is Al Gore
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/08/2026
This energy ONLY
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 20/02/2024
"Would transitioning have saved H.P. Lovecraft" - the greatest discourse in the history of bluesky, everyone permabanned by a moderator after 12,239 skeets of heated debate,
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Jason Mical @djstrahd.me · 17/08/2026
Eight-year-old: "Why does it say sabotage?" Me: "Did someone say Sabotage?" *puts on the correct song* Ten-year-old: "No, that's annoying and too loud!" Eight-year-old: "Turn it up!"
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Outer Wilds: Solanum Character Showcase
ALT: Outer Wilds: Solanum Character Showcase
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Setting up my job perfectly because it requires me to physically run a single script every day, but because excel is dumb, I have to be the one to click refresh.
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Bruce Lee Karate
ALT: Bruce Lee Karate
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Help, my wife has me trapped in a tile store picking colors. There’s a pack of husbands wandering around with the vaguely supportive but also befuddled look on their faces. We might be going feral.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Video of the suspect:
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Six Flags Old Man Dancing
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One of the advantages of speed cameras is that they provide enforcement without actually needing police to be involved. Unless by "police state" you just mean "state in which there are consequences for breaking the law".
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Maggie Smith: As The Kettle Said To The Pot
ALT: Maggie Smith: As The Kettle Said To The Pot
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Malraux @malraux.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Beavis And Butthead: I Am The Great Cornholio
ALT: Beavis And Butthead: I Am The Great Cornholio
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