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Matthew Randall

@matthewrandall.bsky.social
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I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence. In that time, I've had many names! (London.)

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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 15h
​In Kharkiv, emergency responders have recovered the remains of another victim from the rubble of a destroyed sewing workshop. In total, 6 people were killed and 59 injured in Russian attack, including three children‼️ Bastards. Terrorists scum.
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Charlie Hebdo @charliehebdo.fr · 15h
De l'Albanie à la Serbie en passant par le Vietnam, le clan Trump multiplie les mégaprojets immobiliers. La méthode est rodée : prêter son nom ou ses réseaux pour encaisser de lucratifs dividendes, pendant que les régimes étrangers bradent leurs littoraux
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Diplomatie. Le racket immobilier du clan Trump
À l’été 2021, Jared Kushner et Ivanka Trump cabotent en mer Ionienne sur le yacht de leur ami le financier Nat Rothschild. Le navire jette l’ancre devant Sazan. Ce rocher albanais privé d’eau et d’électricité est une ancienne base militaire saturée de 3 000 bunkers et de munitions non explosées. N’importe qui y verrait un […]
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Morten Morland @mortenmorland.bsky.social · 14h
Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
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ceej @ceej.online · 15h
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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Baltic Takes (formerly badbaltictakes) @baltictakes.com · 13h
Moscow says there’s been a small accident but the situation is all under control. That’s how Pravda first reported the Chernobyl disaster, 30 April 1986, buried at the bottom of an inside page. In case anyone needs a reminder.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 14h
Hundreds of Russians are not in hospital with the plague. It is a "special medical operation". I remain a master strategist.
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Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @oksii33.bsky.social · 20h
Future Ukrainian folklore:
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This trend of Atlantic writers explaining a super-simple SNL sketch that requires absolutely no explaining needs to be spoofed by SNL.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't really believe in all these feuds within the AI industry. I think they are pulling a bad cop/even worse cop/very worst cop in the world stunt on us.
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guy who just woke up from a 10-year coma: Whoa, hey! So what's been going on? Doctor: Uh...
bluesky trending topics

trump forms super intelligence force
chris rock compares woke culture to salem
plague death reported in siberia
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was going to quip that it really should have been called Taranis rather than Toutatis, but I just looked it up and there is already a British-made Taranis drone. 🤷‍♂️ Those aerospace companies are crazy.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm no Farage admirer (understatement) but this is political propaganda at its dumbest: having a go at someone for something you really wish they'd done but unfortunately they didn't.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are about to find out. But what Kash doesn't know is that we do not actually work for Trump.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are about to find out. But what Kash doesn't know is that we do not actually work for Trump.
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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦 @perevaa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Marina was killed when a Russian FPV drone directly hit her grocery store in Kushuhum, a settlement in the Zaporizhzhia region, on Aug. 5. She leaves a husband, daughter and granddaughter.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We now go live to the Green Party conference.
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La Abeja Maya: Bugs Clapping
ALT: La Abeja Maya: Bugs Clapping
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wanna feel old? In 2026 the Tories are poaching Goths with neck tattoos from the Lib-Dems.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The spirit of prog-rock remains undefeated.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That woman looks like a Star Wars character in prosthetics. So strange.
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Evan McMurry @evanmcmurry.theatlantic.com · 01/10/2026
“A recent incident has raised my concerns: Last month, a prototype of the Bone Dissolver unexpectedly dissolved a number of human bones.”
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I’m Calling for a Pause in the Development of the Universal Bone Dissolver
A recent incident has raised my concerns: Last month, the Bone Dissolver unexpectedly dissolved a number of bones.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The world is gonna pay as much attention to this as it did when we starved Yarmouk.
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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦 @perevaa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Footage showing the aftermath of the Shahed strike at the school. Russian bastards keep attacking everything that makes normal life possible in Ukraine.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
French politicians are collectively losing their shit on Twitter, threatening to bill/ban each other and their parties over school pupil riots. Really grim to see.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cool, maybe she can release Betty Lachgar to celebrate?
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two people were killed in a Russian strike on a school in Sumy‼️ 6 people were injured, including 3 children. The attack was carried out with 4 aerial bombs. Terrorist country keeps killing Ukrainians including children, and striking civilian targets. We need air defense!
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The News.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This feature is fucking stupid generally but last week they had the Chairman of the "English Democrats" parotting Russian propaganda about Ukraine. For shame. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Dining across the divide: ‘Every rightwing person should have a woke friend and vice versa’
How did a solicitor who is the leader of the English Democrats and a Norwegian national fare on Brexit, surveillance and Ukraine?
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A whole tranche of the electorate was not even born when Thatcher fell. Labour really needs to let go, Jesus.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Gollum with the One Ring in Mount Doom
ALT: Gollum with the One Ring in Mount Doom
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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The official Russian election results for dozens of regions still have not been published due to "irreconcilable mathematical contradictions." Translation: they stuffed way too many ballots into ballot boxes, voter turnout is above 100%, and releasing data will make it obvious.
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Olena Halushka @halushka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right now, enemy drones equipped with cameras are flying over a European capital, hunting for people to kill and things to destroy. Folks, do you seriously think this evil genie can ever be put back in the bottle? New levels of warfare and terrorism are coming.
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Xenta @xenta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Footage from New York on September 11, 2001, and from Kyiv today, September 28, 2026 With some terrorists, the US prefers to fight, while rolling out the red carpet for others Just make sure you don’t mix them up 😡😡😡
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Xenta @xenta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Friends, I'm in a taxi on my way to the office 1 min ago, a drone fell 150m from us Very loud explosion I was 2 min late for my taxi It helped us avoid being there right when it fell To live in Kyiv - it’s a matter of luck Nothing else
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exclusive Ep X title revealed.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dead bodies lie on the streets of Kyiv once again, and a market is on fire after another russian terrorist attack. Russia isn't shy to kill Ukrainians in broad daylight, during busy evenings, or burn us in our beds at night. They are openly terrorizing us every single day now.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Astonishing portrait of the day spotted on Wikipedia: Pedro Barbaboza Parreño was the "Contador Mayor" of the Real Audiencia (High Court) of New Spain in Mexico. His hobbies included draining tapirs of their blood, and flying above the city through the powerful flaps of his hair.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Worrying fact: as much as 30% of music available on Spotify these days is actually generated by feline intelligence.
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Leftbobgolfer🇨🇦 @leftbobgolfer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. They're both cauldron!
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't like to brag or take credit unduly, but I do think Trump's approach to international negotiations is very reminiscent of my approach to board games when I was 6.
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Natalka @natalkakyiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🇷🇺 BAHAHA! Lavrov really thought bringing up Nuremberg in his UN speech was a good idea. “80 years later, the lessons of Nuremberg have by no means been learned by everyone.” The irony is just too much!
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 26/09/2026
Council of Europe rights commissioner Michael O’Flaherty is calling for an immediate local ceasefire in Oleshky, saying civilians, including children, are trapped and face a high risk of death as basic services and supplies collapse. www.coe.int/en/web/commi...
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Ukraine: The rapidly deteriorating humanitarian crisis in Oleshky demands attention and action
Strasbourg 25 September 2026
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still thinking about Édouard Philippe 16 months ago explaining that Trump is trying to smoothen relationships with Putin all the better to confront China down the line. Dear god. Sometimes, intelligence cannot comprehend stupidity.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's amazing to see the Thélyson Orélien controversy playing exactly like the Jason Arday one. An army of self-appointed cyber-bodyguards have taken to booing anyone that writes about it.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
​These attacks cannot be normalized. This is state terrorism in the heart of Europe.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1 Stream crime 2 Plead not guilty 3 ?
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Roses are red They make you feel calm
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Rick Wakeman performs piano concert to 150 rescued moon bears in Vietnam
Former Yes musician plays at sanctuary to raise awareness of animals that remain stuck in cages at ‘bile farms’
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Shaun the Sheep: Bitzer Points
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