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Working Families Party 🐺 @workingfamilies.org · 05/11/2025

26 billionaires spent over $22 million to beat Zohran Mamdani. Why? Because regular people came together around an agenda that prioritized making life easier for more people. It beat big money. That is how we win.

Mayor Mamdani. A photo of Zohran smiling. Zohran wins

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Kriss Lowrance @krisslowrance.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

People should be just as pissed about this as Kimmel.

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Kristen Kroll @kkroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

🧪 Many official government websites now have partisan propaganda about the government shutdown (as below for NIH/HHS)--this is an illegal violation of the Hatch Act. See the instructions below for registering your objection to this illegal use of government webpages for partisan propaganda.

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

new Pope is from Chicago, you know what that means - put ketchup on a hot dog and you go directly to Hell

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 01/05/2025

“average person has 3 friends" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 1 friend. Friendly Georg, who has over 10,000 friends, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 29/04/2025

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I wonder if Bill Board is fighting the removal of anything in particular

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

NEW: TIME publishes interview with Trump. This is a REAL section of the transcript. It is impossible to read this and not conclude that Trump is suffering profound, cognitive decay.

Your trade adviser, Peter Navarro, says 90 deals in 90 days is possible. We're now 13 days into the point from when you lifted the reciprocal, the discounted reciprocal tariffs. There's zero deals so far. Why is that?

No, there's many deals.

When are they going to be announced?

You have to understand, I'm dealing with all the companies, very friendly countries. We're meeting with China. We're doing fine with everybody. But ultimately, l've made all the deals.

Not one has been announced yet. When are you going to announce them?

I've made 200 deals.

You've made 200 deals?

100%.

Can you share with whom?

Because the deal is a deal that I choose. View it ditterently: We are a department store, and we set the price. I meet with the companies, and then I set a fair price, what I consider to be a fair price, and they can pay it, or they don't have to pay it. They don't have to do business with the United States, but I set a tariff on countries.
Some have been horrible to us. Some have been okay. Nobody's been great. Nobody's been great. Everybody took advantage of us. What I'm doing is I will, at a certain point in the not too distant future, I will set a fair price of tariffs for different countries. These are countries-some of them have made hundreds of billions of
dollars, and some of them have made just a lot of money. Very few of them have made nothing because the United States was being ripped off by every, almost every country in the world, in the entire world. So I will set a price, and when I set the price, and I will set it fairly according to the statistics, and according to everything else.

I'm just curious, why don't you announce these deals that you've solidified?

I would say, over the next three to four weeks, and we're finished, by the way.

You're finished?

We'll be finished.

Oh, you will be finished in three to four weeks.

I'll be finished. Now, some countries may come back and ask for an adjustment, and I'll consider that, but l'll basically be, with great knowledge, setting-ready? We're a department store, a giant department store, the biggest department store in history. Everybody wants to come in and take from us. They're going to come in and they're going to pay a price for taking our treasure, for taking our jobs, for doing all of these things. But what I'm doing with the tariffs is people are coming in, and they're building at levels you've never seen before. We have $7 trillion of new plants, factories and other things, investment coming into the United States. And if you look back at past presidents, nobody was anywhere near that. And this is in three months.

Will you call President Xi if he doesn't call you?

No.

You won't?

Nope.

Has he called you yet?

Yep.

When did he call you?

He's called. And I don't think that's a sign of weakness on his behalf.

But you would think it's a sign of weakness if you called him?

I don't-I just look-

Well, what did he say?

If people want to-well, we all want to make deals. But I am this giant store. It's a giant, beautiful store, and everybody wants to go shopping there. And on behalf of the American people, I own the store, and I set prices, and I'll say, if you want to shop here, this is what you have to pay.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

ME: hey what's up MC ESCHER: i have no idea

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I find that being the other h distracts my body from being nauseous. there's probably some scientific reason there if anything

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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I have two wolves inside me and both of them are HIM.

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

👍 (not to the post, I agree, but this is equally bad)

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Casual reminder that the country fucking hates this shit.

A series of presidential approval polls from the last two weeks, all but one in negative double digit approval, including one at -20.

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Jon Alba @jonalba.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Absolutely wild to me people insist there will be a free and fair election in 2028.

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

oh god I just got over this, wishing you a speedy recovery!

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 25/04/2025

The phrase ‘just deserts’ has only one S. It has nothing to do with desserts 🧁or deserts 🏜️. The word ‘desert’ is spelled like🏜️ and pronounced like🧁. It's related to ‘deserve’ and means “reward or punishment deserved or earned by one’s qualities or acts.”

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

fever dreams are such a real thing because under no other circumstances would my brain give me a sex dream about Ray Romano

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

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ceej @ceej.online · 22/04/2025

MARK ZUCKERBERG: Emperor Augustus, I have come to meet you, as you are a major inspiration for my own empire in the distant future. CAESAR AUGUSTUS: (whispering to his advisors) The stretched-out child has the hair of a dog

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 23/04/2025

public transport users have truly perfected the art of coughing

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

if we talk about minimum wage why don't we talk about maximum wage? because it benefits them not to, probably

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

hear me out - sell one (1) shirt with Adonis on it that says "I Don This" (I would buy one in every color available)

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corpse @consume.red · 23/04/2025

(to my worm gf) and you can have it all, my empire of dirt

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Sarah Rose @thesarahrose.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I guess we are doing this now — drivers, keep your passport with you

Being stopped by immigration officers or other law enforcement can be frightening, but it's important to stay calm. During any encounter with law enforcement, it's important to do the following:
• Stay calm and don't run, argue, resist, or fight the officer, even if you believe your rights are being violated or you are being treated unfairly. Keep your hands where police can see them, and tell them if you need to reach into a glove compartment or for a wallet to show your papers.
• Don't lie about your status or provide false documents.
• If you are pulled over in a traffic stop: Ask if the officer is from the police department or immigration. Immigration officers often identify themselves as "police," but they are not police. Ask if they are from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) or Customs and Border Protection (CBP), If they are immigration officers, follow these guidelines about what information to provide.
• If you are a U.S. citizen or have lawful immigration status: Show your passport, legal permanent resident card, work permit, or other documentation of your status. If you are over the age of 18, you should carry your papers with you at all times,
• If you are undocumented: You have the right to remain silent and do not have to discuss your immigration or citizenship status with the police, immigration agents, or other officials.
Anything you tell an officer can later be used against you in immigration court.
• If an officer knocks on your door: Do not open the door. Teach your children not to open the door. Officers must have a warrant signed by a judge to enter your home. ICE "warrants" are not signed by judges; they are ICE forms signed by ICE officers and they do not grant authority to enter a home without consent of the occupant(s).
• If you are outdoors and think you see immigration officers nearby:
• Move to a safe indoor space
• If you are a U.S. citizen and feel safe to do so, record the activity with your phone or write down any relevant in…

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

we need to have more children! *actively makes it more expensive while also cancelling grants to protect children from toxic chemicals, rolling back child labor laws, etc* we need to manufacture things here! *starts a trade war with zero steps to facilitate or encourage American manufacturing* 🆗

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

shit brain: The Treasonous Traitor would be a great title for a Series of Unfortunate Events book

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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/04/2025

i’m learning a lot about the trade war

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Last Friday, Trump's EPA shut down a Biden-era website mapping locations of dangerous chemical plants. The chemical industry, which gave over $1M to Trump's inauguration, heavily lobbied the Trump administration to scrap the website. See how this works?

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The Government’s Chemical Disaster Tracking Tool Just Went Dark

The chemical lobby demanded Trump make the locations of high-risk chemical plants secret. The EPA did just that.

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

lol just noticed hair of* the dog y'all know what I mean

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Insanity. Sheer insanity.

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

congratulations on your recovery! 🤜🤛

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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

I love that Hegseth is forcing out half the Pentagon leadership in a search for 'leakers' while he's also just texting war plans to random numbers.

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Mom just suggested that I march right up to the Vatican, introduce myself to the guy in charge, hand him a printed copy of my resume and tell him confidently and forcefully that I’m the right person for the job.

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lauren ipsum @malortenjoyer.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

not sure if it's a hangover or hair or the dog, but as an alcoholic who no longer drinks, I'm sure I've looked that wacky in meetings before. the difference is I wasn't the fucking secretary of defense.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Trump has gutted food inspection programs at the FDA and USDA — including the committee that investigated last year's fatal Boar's Head listeria outbreak. The USDA is also rolling back safety regulations to “streamline” meat processing. How is this Making America Healthy Again?

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