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Smokey

@malamute.social
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36, he/him. A Scottish guy pretending to be an Alaskan Malamute on the internet. Human me likes to make things. Software, electronics, food, and more. 18+ only. May contain content of a mature, adult, or lewd nature.

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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Smokey @malamute.social · 26/09/2026
It's times like this I wonder why I bother with anything. Why I try to make things work. Why I try to be a nice and friendly person.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 25/09/2026
Kinda sucks to sit there and no one asks you if you want to join in. I get to sit and watch other people have fun. What a life. Then if I complain I'm the bad guy for wanting to be involved and to not feel like I'm invisible.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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Cane Saito @canemckeyton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, the Dragon Wash game hinted at a future female dragon update and holy shit, the gay misogyny is disgusting, but let's be real here, absolutely not surprising when it comes to furries :\
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KatoSquigg🐿️🍼🔜BFC @katosquirrel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
my feed on bsky and telegram the last week or so basically
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Tim @tlatshaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seriously, if you have never seen this, you should. I know it's long, but it's worth it. I swear.
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𝑀𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎 𝑀𝑜𝑜 🔞 @pennythemoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some big moo lovins completed for @malamute.social 🩵 #FurryNSFW #FurryArt #SizeDifference
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I may be away from my usual station, but at least i can Post Rat
Two rats cuddling. Text surrounding them reads "world is cold and hard. Rat is warm and soft."
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 15/09/2026
Stealing everything. Once upon a Katamari
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Scruff Cheetah @scruff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Puppies… like this one?
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Dog Food @graros.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cool game
man spraying the Drag'n Wash dragon with a hose. it looks displeased
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CalyxGoblin 🔞 @calyxgoblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In my experience some of the best people are both.
An image of black block lettering against an off-white background reading "You can be a genuine, loyal, and good-hearted person. And you can also be a dirty, horny, little sex monster. They are not mutually exclusive."
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Smokey @malamute.social · 10/09/2026
As someone who staffs two cons and has put over 100 hours of work outside con time for them I feel this. I would like to: Feel appreciated for the time and effort I put in (unprompted). Feel like my opinion matters so that I can drive positive outcomes (no matter how small).
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Shutaro @shusune.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cons have been drastically undervaluing themselves for years in the name of “growing the fandom” (to feed the ego and vanity of a few very loud voices) and before the decade is out those chickens will come home to roost.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 03/09/2026
In the year of our lord 2026 I have had to write my second cheque ever because the DVLA are stuck in the past. My chequebook was issued in 2009.
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𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 [[COMMS OPEN!]] @juicydemon.art · 02/09/2026
God I really need some S.E.X S: Stability of income E: Equilibrium of spirit X: X-Rated activities performed upon my person
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Andrew 🐻 @awd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 el perro baldosa @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Blossom 🔜 Pawadise & Howl-o-Plex @solarbear954.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Happy #FursuitFriday #Megaplex2026 edition featuring @babbsthegoat.bsky.social The best part of any con is spending time with friends.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 23/08/2026
I wish I understood why people get bored of me
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Smokey @malamute.social · 22/08/2026
I yearn for someone to hold and love
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Smokey @malamute.social · 20/08/2026
All I want is to love and smooch. Guess that is too much
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cinnamon🍪 @cinnamonfigures.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Big Wok
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Picture MrBeast filming doing one of his orphan crushing machine things when he suddenly has a stroke mid-sentence, all 100 people around him thinking that it's part of the whole show They're clapping and cheering, the camera crew is zooming in on his face and the reactions, everyone is hype
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
People are turning down highly-paid jobs working on H Potter related productions. They are giving up six/seven-figure sums on principle, because the money raised will be used to harm trans people, including trans children. Yet you can’t give up playing a game, watching a movie or buying a book...?
'Black Mirror' director Ally Pankiw reveals she turned down directing the 'Harry
Potter' HBO series:
"It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia!"
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Smokey @malamute.social · 17/08/2026
Why are people so weird with me? I ask someone why they liked me on Barq and they just delete the chat. Shit like this is why I have social anxiety. I say the simplest of things and people go nuclear.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 17/08/2026
I get all these horny ideas and sometimes I wish I could manifest them into something. Then I remember that no one really likes what I like and I'm alone.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The British Media Vs. Plagiarism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
British Journalists are relaxing on lilos in the sea. Someone on the shore yells “Hey Guys! An academic got accused of plagiarism”

Panel 2: 
One of the journalists sticks out their tongue and says “Pffft. Wake me when there’s a real story”

Panel 3: 
Person on shore “He was black”

Panel 4: 
The sea explodes as a tidal wave of British Journalists erupt into the air, manic and desperate to report on this now vital for some reason piece of news
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Timber, but Weird(er) @pupperyum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ghosting people you've kink bonded with...ghosting people you've shared sexual gratification with...not only is it a deeply uncompassionate thing to do, but it shows a really negative underlying attitude towards sex and kink where you can only objectify friends/partners and not see them as equals.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 15/08/2026
"I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum"
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Smokey @malamute.social · 15/08/2026
I'm just numb
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Smokey @malamute.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm undiagnosed heart failure which caused my kidneys to shut down and fill my lungs with fluid.
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Jasper Fox 🔜 MAW @redfuchs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A good relationship is just two
people saying, "Hey, life is hard, but
I want to do it with you." That's it.
It's not a highlight reel. It's not
always romantic dinners or grand
gestures. Sometimes it's folding
laundry together and sending each
other memes when words feel like
too much. Love isn't always loud.
Sometimes it's just choosing each
other again and again.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 13/08/2026
I don't mind speaking my feelings. JK Rowling feels that it's ok for the system to hurt people because that's what she experienced before her fame. She thinks she's doing good and riling people up to a cause that has no winning results. We all suffer from her actions.
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GroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'd love to credit whoever wrote this. No idea. But I'm 100% with its message. When I think of how the '80s ethos, "Greed is Good" has metastasized, it surprises and depresses me. Imagine having so many millions, hundred of millions, even billions & caring about nothing except your own vanity.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 03/08/2026
Part of me wishes I had some skill that people wanted so I'd get invited to go places and have fun. Right now I just feel trapped Maybe that's why I keep getting those nightmares where I'm trying to escape. I know this is just going to be ignored in the void but I guess I should let it out.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 27/07/2026
I hate me
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Dax @wolfwithdances.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A very well-written description of the background noise I feel when deciding who I can be. I consider myself pan/NB, but from a distance Latte and I look straight/cis and sometimes it makes me feel like I'm intruding—or being told what I am instead—just by searching for the right "me" for me.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 23/07/2026
Furries (especially furry conventions) need to just admit they are poorly ran and nepotism is the norm. Just admit you're not good at any of this and don't try and hide it. You'd get to deal with less drama if you did.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 20/07/2026
Maybe I should reinvent myself? Embrace my decision dude and stop being so meek? I dunno. Won't everyone just hate me.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 20/07/2026
Today on existential crisis: what do I keep doing wrong to be alone. Why can't I get the energy to do things. Will people care if I make nice things? They haven't so far
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Smokey @malamute.social · 16/07/2026
Got to love the regular existential crisis I experience in the daily
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Stew Elliott @stewcelliott.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"Piss tank at 8% captain!"
A screen capture from Star Trek TNG, showing Riker, Picard, Worf and an extra being shaken on the bridge as the Enterprise is attacked. A shower of sparks is raining down on them.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 15/07/2026
Guess I'm going to need to reconsider my commitment to crewing CFz if this is their approach. I get their motivations. Just their execution has been cold and impersonal. Do we really want people with that mindset to run furry conventions? Then again we let people like that run everything.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 12/07/2026
I'm not crying you are
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Alan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
6 years of research: "The only trait that consistently predicted objections to remote work was narcissism—the tendency to be self-centered & entitled. The higher the opinions of themselves leaders expressed, the more they coveted power and status—& the more they favored return-to-office mandates."
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