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Smokey

@malamute.social
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36, he/him. A Scottish guy pretending to be an Alaskan Malamute on the internet. Human me likes to make things. Software, electronics, food, and more. 18+ only. May contain content of a mature, adult, or lewd nature.

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Smokey @malamute.social · 03/10/2026
This year's harvest Growler by @olivitree.bsky.social
Various sized bottles of home made cider. 5% apple cider and 2% made from tropical juice.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 29/09/2026
Considering they're reporting 25c next week I wouldn't be surprised if it was warm anyway
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Smokey @malamute.social · 28/09/2026
Does that make her an 11?
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Smokey @malamute.social · 26/09/2026
Why do anything. All is gotten me is lonliness.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 26/09/2026
It's times like this I wonder why I bother with anything. Why I try to make things work. Why I try to be a nice and friendly person.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 25/09/2026
It bugs me every day. Got this one guy in discord who only plays with a specific subset of people and I'm not in it. I've mentioned it to them but they just don't seem to notice I exist.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 25/09/2026
Hey people. Do better. If you can't find it in you to include people you call friends maybe you should rethink who your friends are.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 25/09/2026
Kinda sucks to sit there and no one asks you if you want to join in. I get to sit and watch other people have fun. What a life. Then if I complain I'm the bad guy for wanting to be involved and to not feel like I'm invisible.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 25/09/2026
Sm'fuck
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Smokey @malamute.social · 24/09/2026
Never underestimate the power of "this ruined my boner"
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Smokey @malamute.social · 24/09/2026
*hugs at*
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Smokey @malamute.social · 24/09/2026
But surely the belly is being a shelf for the chest
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Smokey @malamute.social · 24/09/2026
You're allowed to vent. Will always be here for you
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Smokey @malamute.social · 23/09/2026
I usually just use the 17-70mm on my APS-C which does most short to mid range shots. Sometimes bust out the 70-300mm
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Smokey @malamute.social · 23/09/2026
Well you ARE huge
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Smokey @malamute.social · 23/09/2026
You know my answer
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Smokey @malamute.social · 22/09/2026
Gonna need a bigger bed
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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Smokey @malamute.social · 22/09/2026
That would be great if I found my place but I'm still working on it. Cons need to stop being catch-alls for everything fandom. Imagine a camping weekend con Or waterpark con Or making stuff con/space
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Smokey @malamute.social · 22/09/2026
You just made me laugh so hard. I've not done that in a while
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Cane Saito @canemckeyton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, the Dragon Wash game hinted at a future female dragon update and holy shit, the gay misogyny is disgusting, but let's be real here, absolutely not surprising when it comes to furries :\
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KatoSquigg🐿️🍼🔜BFC @katosquirrel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
my feed on bsky and telegram the last week or so basically
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Tim @tlatshaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seriously, if you have never seen this, you should. I know it's long, but it's worth it. I swear.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you I love it
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𝑀𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎 𝑀𝑜𝑜 🔞 @pennythemoo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some big moo lovins completed for @malamute.social 🩵 #FurryNSFW #FurryArt #SizeDifference
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I may be away from my usual station, but at least i can Post Rat
Two rats cuddling. Text surrounding them reads "world is cold and hard. Rat is warm and soft."
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 16/09/2026
I'm here
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Smokey @malamute.social · 16/09/2026
This is why I avoid them. I will try and make elaborate masterpieces then give up and start a new game with the same goals
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Smokey @malamute.social · 15/09/2026
*big hugs*
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Smokey @malamute.social · 15/09/2026
... And the debt
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Smokey @malamute.social · 15/09/2026
Both?
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Smokey @malamute.social · 15/09/2026
Stealing everything. Once upon a Katamari
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Smokey @malamute.social · 14/09/2026
It's been a long time since I went there. And exactly got this reason. I'm always down to chat if you're wanting
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Scruff Cheetah @scruff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Puppies… like this one?
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Smokey @malamute.social · 14/09/2026
I am sure someone is modding it as we speak
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Smokey @malamute.social · 13/09/2026
Why not 500?
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Smokey @malamute.social · 13/09/2026
You'll weigh more soon enough
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Smokey @malamute.social · 13/09/2026
Stunning
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Dog Food @graros.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cool game
man spraying the Drag'n Wash dragon with a hose. it looks displeased
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Smokey @malamute.social · 11/09/2026
I know. Right? So amazing to see the changes over the years.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 11/09/2026
I'll come cuddle up
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Smokey @malamute.social · 11/09/2026
We love it
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CalyxGoblin 🔞 @calyxgoblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In my experience some of the best people are both.
An image of black block lettering against an off-white background reading "You can be a genuine, loyal, and good-hearted person. And you can also be a dirty, horny, little sex monster. They are not mutually exclusive."
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Smokey @malamute.social · 10/09/2026
From where I am sitting the UK furry scene has been like this as long as I remember. You couldn't just walk in and be yourself you had to be part of "the crowd". Now you have people with unhealthy agendas or are just blind to each other. I'm so happy you found your pack. I hope I can find mine.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 10/09/2026
One I staff is very much bulging at the seams. It was a disaster with how many people were there.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 10/09/2026
Right now it feels like a small subset of people at the top get to make all the fun decisions and everyone below just has to implement it. This is fine but I think this needs to be laid out at the start. If I knew what I knew now I would not have volunteered. They survive on misinformation.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 10/09/2026
As someone who staffs two cons and has put over 100 hours of work outside con time for them I feel this. I would like to: Feel appreciated for the time and effort I put in (unprompted). Feel like my opinion matters so that I can drive positive outcomes (no matter how small).
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