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Smokey

@malamute.social
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36, he/him. A Scottish guy pretending to be an Alaskan Malamute on the internet. Human me likes to make things. Software, electronics, food, and more. 18+ only. May contain content of a mature, adult, or lewd nature.

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Smokey @malamute.social · 03/10/2026
This year's harvest Growler by @olivitree.bsky.social
Various sized bottles of home made cider. 5% apple cider and 2% made from tropical juice.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 30/08/2026
A Northern Train
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Smokey @malamute.social · 17/08/2026
As a Scottish person.
Samuel Johnson squinting at a piece of paper and looking at the viewer somewhat disturbed
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Smokey @malamute.social · 14/08/2026
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Smokey @malamute.social · 15/11/2025
Doodles today
Top left: a doodle of a horse,
Top right: a doodle of a dog poking its nose through a set of clasped hands,
Bottom left: a doodle of a horse, front on, sticking its tongue out,
Bottom right: a doodle of a normal horse laying on its back with its legs in the air and doing a silly face.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 02/11/2025
Was at the Equestrian Centre today
A bust of a horse's head with a pirate hat on. The place was still decorated for Halloween inside.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 01/11/2025
New friend.
A plush claymore mine which says "Front towards friend"
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Smokey @malamute.social · 26/10/2025
Fallout New Vegas was the most accurate.
A picture of Yes Man: a robot who will cheerily do anything you ask of it even commit murder and help you rule New Vegas as an authoritarian.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 21/10/2025
Ace combat 7: skies unknown
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Smokey @malamute.social · 10/09/2025
Here's the selection of McMuffins in the UK
A screenshot of the UK McDonald's app showing it's breakfast McMuffin offerings. These include: sausage and egg, bacon and egg, egg and cheese, and jam.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 08/09/2025
mün
A picture of a red moon behind clouds
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Smokey @malamute.social · 08/09/2025
We all know where we'd go in London.
An aerial view of 30 St Mary Axe, also known as "The Gherkin". This building is very phallic looking.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 04/09/2025
New fren
A Henry hoover plush toy.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 04/09/2025
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A purple 30 A fursuit of a malamute
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Smokey @malamute.social · 03/09/2025
Very very nice. Plus a new boiler and radiators.
An invoice where the final amount due is £6969.60. A very nice number.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 29/08/2025
No Harry Potters allowed on this train
A warning sign prohibiting e-scooters and other lithium batteries on a train. Because of the placement of the lightning bolt and general shape of the graphic it looks a bit like Harry Potter.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 24/08/2025
Rik Mayall from Bottom saying "What a charming, smashing blouse you have on"
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Smokey @malamute.social · 12/08/2025
"Thermometer is as portable as egg"
An Amazon listing comparing a desktop digital thermometer to the size of an Egg as a way to prove the thermometer is "SUPER PORTABLE".
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Smokey @malamute.social · 30/05/2025
You rang?
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Smokey @malamute.social · 22/05/2025
I have arrived at #confuzzled
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Smokey @malamute.social · 22/05/2025
This train be like
Jordan Peele sweating profusely
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Smokey @malamute.social · 17/05/2025
No context
A picture showing a space alien driving with a Golden Retriever in the back.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 23/04/2025
The "Who killed Hannibal" meme from the Eric Andre show. Depicts the UK government shooting NHS workers. The UK government then asks "Why does no one want to be a nurse?"
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Smokey @malamute.social · 31/03/2025
Watching Trump like
A still from Star Wars episode 1, with Darth Sideous saying "I want that treaty signed".
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Smokey @malamute.social · 20/03/2025
This is mine.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 19/03/2025
Post a shop that's not Star Wars or Star Trek
The Zero X from the Thunderbirds are Go movie.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 19/03/2025
Still don't know if this is any good
A partially textured 3D model of myself which I have been working on for 5 months.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 17/03/2025
If you see this, quote a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
Tony hawk pro skater
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Smokey @malamute.social · 08/03/2025
Star wars
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Smokey @malamute.social · 04/03/2025
Fat Wednesday awaits
Two trays: one with a large pile of pancakes and the other a large pile of Brazilian cheese bread.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 28/02/2025
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Smokey @malamute.social · 17/02/2025
Welp...
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Smokey @malamute.social · 16/02/2025
Sometimes, after a long day, its night to just kick back and lay in the snow. Art by @ventislewdart.bsky.social
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Smokey @malamute.social · 14/02/2025
Finally finished going through 8000+ pictures and whittled them down to 340. I need to rebuild the gallery since I lost the processed images. Here is a preview in the meantime. #scotiacon2025
Don Dragon getting donations from people in a queue.Two fursuiters standing on the banks of the Clyde River with the Glasgow Science Centre in the background.Regdeh and Shadow Racoon watch to see if the contestant goes over the edge in Cliff Hangers, part of Shadow Racoon's Price is Right.The mess I made firing the confetti cannons for Opening Ceremony.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 11/02/2025
I'm a cappy blappy. iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/
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Smokey @malamute.social · 07/02/2025
There are two types of people
Photo of two fursuits. One with it's mouth wide open in smile and the other sneering.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 03/02/2025
I like Crows.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 29/01/2025
A ceiling full of £1 notes where the lord has been given "deal with it" glasses
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Smokey @malamute.social · 24/01/2025
A still from a fictional quiz show "Remain indoors" which parodies "The generation game" in a post apocalyptic setting.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 02/01/2025
Yeah. Why not
My 2025 transformation is: musky muscle bear
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Smokey @malamute.social · 23/11/2024
@were.dog someone impersonating you?
Follow from a suspicious weredog account
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Smokey @malamute.social · 02/11/2024
Even more alive
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Smokey @malamute.social · 02/11/2024
It's alive
Photo of an led array on a PCB shining blue light
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Smokey @malamute.social · 02/11/2024
They came!
A box full of circuit boards
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Smokey @malamute.social · 26/10/2024
I have sent these two out to be fabricated. One big husky with glasses (17cm tall) and a trace of one of my refs by @booshieboo.bsky.social (7cm tall). The big one has 160 colour LEDs on the goggles, and the small one the tongue and cheeks will light up through the PCB. It'll be a xmas project.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 22/10/2024
Tonight's con badge PCB idea. Should start simple.
A printed circuit board in the shape of a cartoonish husky with a sunglasses. The sunglasses contain an LED matrix and other various electronic components adorn the board.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 20/02/2024
Mood. This is the small, indoor, pile
A pile of semi organized boxes and sundries
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Smokey @malamute.social · 11/01/2024
"Spared no expense" @scotiacon.bsky.social
Me, dressed up as John Hammond in front of the Jurassic Park visitor centre
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Smokey @malamute.social · 09/01/2024
An image of a middle aged man giving a cisco router into trouble for being bad. A pun on the "Bad Gateway" status message.
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Smokey @malamute.social · 19/11/2023
I got the sexy speaker
A portable Bluetooth speaker which is described as "Sexy speaker" by the YouTube DankPods
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