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@magicrabbit.bsky.social
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Eurovision, US politics/government, civic tech, cooking, and DMV-area news. Fat, gay, and Jewish. Also on Discord. Languages: 🇬🇧🇪🇸, some 🇫🇷.

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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 12h
just did a population health survey outside the gay bar and got $75 in compensation. balance restored
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 21h
just spent $75 on 15 new games. steam backlog is reaching unmanageable levels. will this stop me from buying more games? no.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ICE’s new tactic, witnessed repeatedly at the federal building in MN: when a detained immigrant makes a successful habeas petition, release the immigrant for a few steps outside the building… then tackle and re-arrest them, and claim the habeas petition has been honored and nullified
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: YOURE MY HERO AND THAT SAYS ALOT BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT BATMAN ALOT Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a03819c28d9 F: #fb405327446
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
im baby
A blue supermarket sign 

BABY NEEDS
BEERS & WINES
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I want to fund a child” is maybe the worst possible way to word that
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there was a cheating scandal in chess which involved one of the players using a buttplug and that feels like rich fodder for that story
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this feels like some “news stands for notable events weather and sports” bs
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here is the menu
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what are we doing here
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/Va7dGQJNaDw?...
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No One Gets The Prize
YouTube video by Diana Ross - Topic
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 27/09/2026
Talking about my struggles with being overweight still makes me uncomfortable, since weight can carry moral judgment in ways that other health challenges don't. But that fear stops too many struggling from getting treatment that could extend their lives.
people.com
Gov. JB Pritzker Reveals He’s Lost 80 Lbs. with GLP-1 After Type 2 Diabetes Diagnosis (Exclusive)
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker tells PEOPLE that a GLP-1 has contributed to his 80-Lb. weight loss, but that he initially started taking it after being diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sending this to the group chat expeditiously
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Maria @mariasergiivna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On top of that, Russia blocks all evacuation proposals for the remaining residents #UkrainianView
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 27/09/2026
I think choosing Texas should be left up to the states
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BensonMum @bensonmuum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was 12/3. I was in high school then. We didn’t close down, but will never forget our preparations for it. In English class I sat in front of the flag. The teacher would say “now remember class, when the wall collapses, the flag will go into his chest. We don’t want to remove it, but break it off”
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly I’ve been impressed with the quality of most of the selections. Philippines and South Korea both had good lineups, Vietnam has good songs, and I’ve heard promising things about Thailand, Bangladesh, and Nepal. Laos’s song is very go-girl-give-us-nothing but it’s cute-ish.
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So long my baby so long my honey so long my age of bronze
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For the record, as someone who thinks AI is interesting and AI tools can be valuable for some white-collar work, copilot is an absolute trash fire of a product
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’ve heard of copilot in office, now get ready for
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TrueCrime youtubers will be like "I've been on this case for months" completely seriously like they don't mean "I was on the computer"
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*jolly older englishman speaking to his friends* well bertrand, as I always say,
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not jealous of this, not even a little bit. Nuh uh, no sirree.
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just in terms of sheer chaos Threads remains unrivaled as a social media platform. Logging on is such a uniquely deranging experience, I've never encountered anything like it in all my years of being on the internet
Threads post with photo of Capitol One Arena in DC filled with people, which is in Chinatown, which has existed for like a hundred years. Text: I’ve never been this far up in this place. Also: Since when does D.C. have a Chinatown? That wasn’t a thing last time I lived in the area.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As someone in the US and not subject to the UK's "any speech left of Oswald Mosley might be terrorism, so watch it guvna" laws, i feel confident in saying that it would be legally and morally justified if security forces shot every single far-right fascist in the Channel trying to commit murder.
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Nosferobtu P. @tyrannosaurob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good news, everyone! The horse pin is real and made by at least one human person! bsky.app/profile/samg...
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
every so often I rediscover the fact that Calvin Harris has never produced a bad track
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a DC resident i really don't like the way news reporting treats "the President, with a history of 1) wanting to kill unarmed protesters and 2) 'joking' about not leaving in 2029 is yelling he is building well-supplied and well-provisioned snipers' nests throughout the city" as just another quirk
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
had it do the myers-briggs for me and lmao i don’t agree with any of this
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JEV CHOSE Intuiting
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the invention of safe, reliable, and mass producible birth control is one of the most momentous advances in human history for equalizing society
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Breaking: Tilly Norwood has been deleted from the server to make room for best_football_crotchshots.wmv
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I remember reading something years ago (like 2014ish?) that said lab-grown meat getting pretty close to parity with ground beef because it’s relatively easy to create little bits of stuff, but recreating a full muscle would be extremely hard because of how the animal moves and uses it while alive.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry, another thing about this: “just destroy and we’ll rebuild” do you think any congress without a supermajority of democrats will let it be rebuilt without calling it the trump center? Republicans in the late 90s forced the district to name DCA after Reagan by withholding transportation funding.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
walking along the mall and seeing it all fenced up and torn up sucks! seeing the statues ripped out of the ground at the Kennedy center sucks! Washingtonians deserve better than to have their home scarred and destroyed as a crude object lesson about the dangers of authoritarianism!
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Been seeing a lot of “we should just let Trump destroy as many monuments and spaces in DC as he wants so we have physical reminders of our shame” as if DC isn’t an entire ass city filled with ordinary people. I live across the river so I acknowledge this is a little bit of stolen valor but
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hell yeah Noldor elves group chat
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Come for the revealing anecdote, stay for the people in the replies who are desperately imputing hostility to the question asked which is clearly and obviously not intended.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Expected as much. Good on them for sticking to their principles.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
from your lips to god’s ears
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s this one in Arlington Virginia. Check the street view. maps.app.goo.gl/sriD3EtwvVw5...
Arlington Temple United Methodist Church in Rosslyn. Lower level is a Sunoco gas station.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean I guess “we’re all in this together” applies to both of these
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh her stylists HATE her
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he was actively in a democratic congressional primary three months ago! where do these people find the time!
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was a great weekend on the beverage front and really that’s what matters nowadays
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The world is full of horrors but last night I went out to DC Art All Night, drank some Ethiopian coffee at cottage house in Georgetown and bought some hibiscus passion fruit tea from a local vendor. Then today I got some lemonade at Trader Joe’s and made myself a hibiscus passion fruit Arnold Palmer
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Records become memory when the reader returns
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Gus Bova @gusbova.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kind of a lovely story with this one. Judith Moyers (you might know as creative partner/spouse of Bill Moyers, who passed last year) is now a first-time published poet at 91: www.texasobserver.org/poem-beware-...
texasobserver.org
Poem: Beware the Perfect Day
Now is a perfect day, good and fresh, clear and bright...
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