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@magicrabbit.bsky.social
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Eurovision, US politics/government, civic tech, cooking, and DMV-area news. Fat, gay, and Jewish. Also on Discord. Languages: 🇬🇧🇪🇸, some 🇫🇷.

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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
had it do the myers-briggs for me and lmao i don’t agree with any of this
magic rabbit
JEV CHOSE Bouba
Kiki
49%
Bouba
51%
JEV CHOSE Extrovert
Introvert
13%
Extrovert
87%
JEV CHOSE Intuiting
Sensing
29%
Intuiting
71%
JEV CHOSE Feeling
Feeling
77%
Thinking
23%
JEV CHOSE Perceiving
Judging
78%
Perceiving
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s this one in Arlington Virginia. Check the street view. maps.app.goo.gl/sriD3EtwvVw5...
Arlington Temple United Methodist Church in Rosslyn. Lower level is a Sunoco gas station.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As far as I’m concerned, Toni Morrison had the best and last word on this topic in 1975:
The function, the very serious function of racism is distraction. It keeps you from doing your work. It keeps you explaining, over and over again, your reason for being. Somebody says you have no language and you spend twenty years proving that you do. Somebody says your head isn't shaped properly so you have scientists working on the fact that it is.
Somebody says you have no art, so you dredge that up. Somebody says you have no kingdoms, so you dredge that up. None of this is necessary. There will always be one more thing.
Toni Morrison
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Middle-earth quest: I opened a leather satchel and got a 1, a cursed roll, and lost my Nenya the ring of water (a very powerful magic item)
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"ya'll"
inglorious basterds three fingers meme
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yeah there was coverage from 2022 about a retinal implants company shutting down that was this, word for word: spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-o...
Barbara Campbell was walking through a New York City subway station during rush hour when her world abruptly went dark. For four years, Campbell had been using a high-tech implant in her left eye that gave her a crude kind of bionic vision, partially compensating for the genetic disease that had rendered her completely blind in her 30s. “I remember exactly where I was: I was switching from the 6 train to the F train,” Campbell tells IEEE Spectrum. “I was about to go down the stairs, and all of a sudden I heard a little ‘beep, beep, beep’ sound.”

It wasn’t her phone battery running out. It was her Argus II retinal implant system powering down. The patches of light and dark that she’d been able to see with the implant’s help vanished.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Screenshot from threads
Recession indicator

how much would you like mommy

send mommy $100 and you have my permission to cum

100 is a lot mommy
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Throne of the Third Heaven of the Nations' Millennium General Assembly by James Hampton, on display at the Smithsonian Museum of American Art. It genuinely takes my breath away every time I see it, and I’m not even especially religious.
Throne of the Third Heaven of the Nations' Millennium General Assembly by James Hampton
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
definitely feel like I’d get a different answer if I retook it but hey, I’ll take this
quiz results showing my closest match is zohran mamdani
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Waluigi you won this hole
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
@middleearth.quest keeps playing in my face 🙄
DMs between me and middle earth labeler. I found a really strong jeweled dagger, then lost it when I got a 1 and found a cursed chest
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Seven corners Virginia
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Reddit mildly infuriating subreddit: do not get front row tickets to the Michael movie
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tired: the U.S. equivalent of Peter Magyar would be named John America Wired:
Lawrence Eagleburger
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Richard Dawkins would have his mind blown by this
Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins
Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or
"I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch".
What could this mean?
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Jonny Danger @JonnyDanger14

Chris Farley "died" age 33.
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Say hello to the resident commissioner of Puerto
Rico Jenniffer González
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"To me, the difference between us is pretty obvious.
She thinks the opposite of fire is water, and I think the opposite of fire is no fire."
-Mary-Kate Olsen
On being mistaken for her twin sister
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Justin has two hands meme but with Crockett and Talarico both becoming senators (Texas has two senate seats)
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
bot-tan got it in one
Wauconda, Illinois
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is a recipe for, as far as I can tell, 12 muskrat legs, an amount which should feed 1 or maybe 2 people. I didn’t realize they were that small!
Muskrats weigh from two to four pounds (0.9-1.8 kg). They measure 10-14 inches (26-36 cm) in length, excluding their 8-11 inch (20-28 cm) tails. Their coats consist of soft, dense underfur and long, coarse, shining guard hairs. The guard hairs produce the dominant color of the upper parts.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Very cool that @mikiesherrill.bsky.social subtly referenced the lyrics to Lift Every Voice and Sing in her inaugural address (“God of our weary years / God of our silent tears / God who has brought us thus far on the way”).
Not here. Not New Jersey. These are some weary years.
But I'll be damned if in this state, at this time, we cry any silent tears.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
ready to watch some hockey #PWHL
hockey rink at Capitol one arena in Washington DC
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
they got a painting of fran liebowitz in the picasso museum
Tia Pepa by Pablo Picasso in the Museu de Picasso in Barcelona, Spain
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I wanted to portray Hitler the way he was always meant to be portrayed; as a proud woman of color.
GABOUREY SIDIBE
BLACK HITLER
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Close (top 2%)
my 2025 metro rewind
total trips 464
Top 2% of all riders
stations visited 34
miles traveled 1,685
carbon cut 519kg
Court House top station
archetype The Explorer
top route 38B Ballston-Farragut Square
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
YouTube comment from SheWolf in all caps Kosovo is Ukraine
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This from the article is one of the most disgusting food descriptions I’ve ever read. Who would want to eat this?
Take Benson Boone's Moonbeam Ice Cream Cookie, the weekly creation on offer when I visited that Crumbl in Alabama. Ahead of its release, the Crumblsphere had been abuzz over the company's celebrity collaboration with Boone, the back-flipping pop singer who grew up Mormon and, like Crumbl, parlayed TikTok popularity into mainstream success. The Boone cookie-an ice-cream-filled concoction involving a bizarre medley of cookies-and-cream, marshmallow, lemon and berry flavoring-was a Job-like test of endurance for the workers who had to make it. "As a Crumbl employee, this cookie is my personal hell," one employee commented in a Reddit thread about the cookie's complexity (and the frequency of customers singing Boone songs), echoing other workers' frustrations.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
*trying to explain obstetrics to an american* okay so imagine a burger en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labor_I...
From Wikipedia: The Labor Inducer is a hamburger created at The Suburban restaurant in Excelsior,
Minnesota, United States. It is notable for a large number of pregnant women claiming to have gone into labor soon after eating it.
The burger, consisting of an Angus beef patty, American cheese, honey-cured bacon, peach-caramelized onions, spicy Bavarian mustard, and Cajun rémoulade, all served in a toasted pretzel bun, was first conceived at The Suburban in April 2019 as an entry to a local burger competition. According to the restaurant's co-owner, Kelsey Quarberg, while taste-testing potential entries as sliders while 38 weeks pregnant, she liked what would become the Labor Inducer so much that she ate a full-sized version of it and then gave birth six hours later.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
ok i think we’re losing the plot a bit here
Old Navy is now on DoorDash
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Get 25% off $80+ with code OLDNAVY 25, now through 11/26. Order now. Terms apply.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
push notifications have really mastered the art of saying a ton with very little
USA TODAY
13m ago
Can't get ChatGPT to work this morning? A Cloudflare outage is affecting X, Spotify and more
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
It’s #ESC250 time! Like last year, I set myself a few rules: -no more than one song per country -no more than one song per year -try to get a good mix of decades -nothing that I voted for in 2024 And here’s my 2025 ESC 250 ballot!
Jalisse - Fiumi di parole
Shkodra Elektronike - Zjerm
Darja Svajger - Prisluhni mi
Kayahan - Gözlerinin Hapsindeyim
Korni - Moja generacija
Aliona Moon - O mie
Jean Gabilou - Humanahum
GreenJolly - Razom nas bahato
Tonicha - Menina do alto da serra
Nina - Caroban
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
No I don’t think so
Are you gaslighting yourself? Here's how to tell
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
tomacco?
tomacco (hybrid of tomato and tobacco from the Simpsons episode E-I-E-I-annoyed grunt)
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I read that in high school and this line has always stuck with me because it trivializes the whole thing. A hunter who depends on a high-powered firearm as much as on his wits isn’t doing it for the love of strategically tracking, planning & hiding out in nature; he does it because he wants to kill.
I started for the Amazon to hunt jaguars, for I had heard they were unusually cunning. They weren't." The Cossack sighed. "They were no match at all for a hunter with his wits about him, and a high-powered rifle. I was bitterly disappointed.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
One of my absolute favorite Pokemon is literally just a ghostly chandelier which evolves from a lamp which evolves from a candle
Pokemon evolution of litwick to lampent to chandelure
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Everyone losing their minds over a guy who looks like this
Anime George Washington
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
starting to watch Yuri on ice
Ally sonic meme: My fucking god! These bitches gay! Good for them! Good for them.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
TikTok comments y’all
TikTok comments on a video of Lesley Gore singing it’s my party: 
user8792363000415
Saw her in concert. What lungs she had. Very tiny but boy could she sing
leftykc50
Produced by Quincy jones.
user8075694060094
Her songs were above average!
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … If you guessed 6-time Tony Award winning actress Audra McDonald, come on down and collect your prize
Screenshot of a YouTube video of Audra McDonald singing I could have danced all night 
@MakedaPhillips • 1y ago
Am I the only one finding out she had such a beautiful voice????
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Who’s the funniest possible person for this comment to be about? (Answer in the replies)
Screenshot of a YouTube comment

@MakedaPhillips • 1y ago
Am I the only one finding out she had such a beautiful voice???
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Grand final votes for #eurovision2025
My votes for the grand final of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest. I gave 20 votes to Albania, represented by Shkodra Elektronike and their song Zjerm Patrick star “another 20 rest of the world votes to Zjerm”
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
My ROTW votes for semi 2 of #eurovision2025
Votes for semifinal 2 of the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest. 5 for Australia, 5 for Latvia, 5 for Greece, and 5 for Denmark.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
My semifinal 1 ROTW votes for #eurovision2025
My semifinal 1 votes as a rest of the world voter for Eurovision 2025. 3 votes to Iceland, 5 votes to Poland, 2 votes to Portugal, and 10 votes to Albania.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
7th: Voyage - Zoë Më 🇨🇭 (Switzerland) Voyage is just so pleasantly listenable. This song feels like a light fall breeze, or a drizzle of rain outside your window while you sip a warm cup of coffee. Also this comment on the music video is a wonderful detail in this linguistically-diverse year:
Youtube comment from nashtags posted 2 months ago: I love that we hear, at 0:18, a swiss-french pronunciation. She sings the word «mots» like [mɔ] (CH-FR) instead of [mo] (FR-FR). It's very very subtile but it's really cool to hear a local prononciation of French as most of people from her region of Fribourg pronounce it instead of the Parisian standardised French.
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Dril tweet: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Ok so USA Today is just fully in the tank for Trump
Push notification from Apple News 
USA TODAY
Legal today, illegal tomorrow: How Trump is undoing the Biden border crisis
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
On the one hand I agree because everything about this administration is Gender with a capital G, but also I absolutely hate this sequence of words
Push notification from The Wall Street Journal
Trump is trying to kill the Nanny State-and replace it with his own Daddy State
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My predictions for each semi and the actual running orders:
predicted running order for semi 1 of Eurovision 2025. I correctly predicted Iceland opening, Spain in slot 5, Ukraine 6, and Azerbaijan 12. predicted running order for semi 2 of Eurovision 2025. I correctly predicted Montenegro 2, Latvia 4, Lithuania 9, Georgia 11, and Finland 19
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magic rabbit @magicrabbit.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINNGGGG
Screenshot of two sequential Reddit posts about the tv show severance 

r/SeveranceAppleTVPlus
SPOILER
iMark's decision made complete sense

r/okbuddyseverance
If you think iMark's decision makes sense then i'm sorry you're so dumb and media illiterate that you don't deserve to watch good television.
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