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@maggienificently.bsky.social
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I play guitar and I do other stuff

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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 5h
Add me to the list of people wondering how "Team Sutcliffe" got my contact information when I have had no contact with them ever
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Raccoon in the sky @seebo429.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm so proud of #BikeTO this evening! Way to go folks! Keep fighting the good fight!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
not sure if this is a scam or not but either way we’re having fun
text message from an unknown number

unknown: your car is parked at the entrance to my driveway, making it difficult for me to g et in and out. could you please move your car? thanks.

me: ok i moved it

unknown: hello. my name is maria. this car is still in my driveway. you need to move it. thank you for your cooperation.

[photo of a blue car in a driveway]me: ok just moved it

maria: he’s still here.

me: oh i moved it back. i’ll move it again

maria: ? ? ?

me: ok i moved another car into your driveway

maria: you’re an idiot.

me: sorry my bad i just moved them both out again

maria: ? ?
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alexcullen.bsky.social @alexcullen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yup. And who campaigned last election on making transit work? Sutcliffe. And who voted for #OCTranspo service cuts and fare increases? Sutcliffe. Just saying ...
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Never blaming the "boring" allegations www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Anti-poster lampposts appear in Ottawa's downtown | CBC News
Four lampposts near Ottawa’s Lyon LRT station have been wrapped with a coarse anti-adhesive material to prevent postering, stickers and graffiti, but one local artist says it takes away a tried and tr...
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is community
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andrew.ottawa 🇨🇦 @ottawandrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Public transit sucks so I’ve had to buy a car I can’t pay for and fill it with gas I can’t pay for and I might lose my job because I was late again getting to work due to another water main break that caused traffic chaos. But at least Mark Sutcliffe is keeping taxes low to make life more affordable
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Driver: 30km/hr is way too slow for our roads! Also driver: hey cyclist slow down you’re going 20km/hr - You could kill someone!
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I bought 4 bath bombs from Zoe's Corner at Parkdale Night Market on Wednesday and I have already used 2 of them So divine
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My gym was giving away those ginger and turmeric wellness shot things recently and I just tried one and I want to die
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I went to Parkdale Night Market last night with my friend which was obviously amazing but also unfortunately now I can't stop thinking about all the incredible baked goods and other food, and also all the other great vendors
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main thing that stands out for me about these AI bros is that they just don't seem to want to experience anything to do with being a human being
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I need people to understand that this is equivalent to announcing cuts to services but refusing to say which services will be cut www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Alex Lawson promises 2027 tax freeze if he wins mayoral election | CBC News
Alex Lawson has become the second leading candidate to promise a tax cap if he's elected mayor of Ottawa.
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Raccoon in the sky @seebo429.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't think I could eat an entire 12" subway bun. But if you throw some meat and cheese on it no problem.
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big fan of Quicksand's liberal use of phaser pedal
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd say a good 20% women which is more than I expected. Now the real question is how many of us are currently wearing orthotics
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder how many other women will be at the Quicksand show tonight
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's definitely a post-Panda Game party in my neighbourhood cuz all the kids wearing Carleton and uOttawa colours are walking past my house
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whether it’s Obama saying “yes we can” or Donald Trump say “we’re gonna shove it up their ass” both presidents adopted divisive slogans.
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Raccoon in the sky @seebo429.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not beating the publicly funded personal vehicle storage allegations
A car in an orange car cover parked curbside
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Bicycle Seen @frpaul1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1. Locate vehicle 2. Crush vehicle 3. Make driver watch their vehicle getting crushed. 4. Suspend driver's license.
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me: allergic to trees also me: rubs my face on the sumach also also me: now sneezing
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
PRINCESS PEACH: oh Mario I have terrible news MARIO: what is it PRINCESS PEACH: Luigi is dead! MARIO: who? PRINCESS PEACH: *sighs and pinches bridge of her nose* green you is dead MARIO: oh no!
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell ya 🤘
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday just comes and punches you in the face doesn't it
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thoughts on Nuit Blanche/Ottawa 200 things - overall it was great, wonderful to see so many people out - there should have been way more space open to pedestrians - so dangerous to have people driving cars where crowds of people are - the eventi verticali cube performance was AMAZING
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
100000000% There were not enough streets open to pedestrians
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha, OC Transpo's claim that they would run full trains this weekend was a lie. Colour me shocked
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean look at this friggin guy
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spencer Krug tonight was really lovely
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love the time of year when it's 30 degrees during the day and 10 degrees at night and I don't know how to dress
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last night I had a dream that Third Eye Blind came to my house to personally thank me for coming to their show and then I shared an awkward kiss with Stephen Jenkins. Tbh this is a very run of the mill type dream for me
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Nissa Mitchell @nissamitchell.com · 23/09/2026
I continue to be amazed at the number of well-meaning cishet parents who believe that discussing the existence of queer or trans folks isn't appropriate before a certain age—as if we don't discuss and expose kids to cis and heterosexual things from the moment they're born without issue.
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something needs to be done about these self-driving vehicles www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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2 men taken to hospital after SUV backs into barber shop: paramedics | CBC News
Two men have been taken to hospital, including one with life-threatening injuries, after being struck when an SUV backed into a barber shop in Vanier, Ottawa paramedics say.
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 22/09/2026
Funny, because the Truckers got three weeks to hang out before police lifted a finger. Interesting.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I cannot overstate how great Third Eye Blind were last night
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is this.. supposed to make it better? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Michigan tourist who posted about wearing 'Lake America' sweatshirts to Halifax says it was AI | CBC News
A CEO from Michigan has cut her trip to Halifax short after she says she's received death threats over a viral Facebook photo where she and three family members appear to be wearing "Lake America" swe...
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Biking takes half the time of taking the bus anyway
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is this the price of finally having bike parking? I hike 10 kms today and was going to give my legs a break but I might just bike. It's not that far for me
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wait transit isn't included in the Cityfolk ticket price?? Odd
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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61Flaneur @chaptal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s looper pedal has announced it’s dropping out of the tour.
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Jessie Harlow @jessieharlow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Flexposts aren't protection. They're analog long-term data collection indicating drivers don't stay in their lane.
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So great to see all these artists showing Ed "I only get political if it's white people" Sheeran how it's done
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 13/09/2026
Blink is the plural of wink
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wolf Like Me is such a great song that when we were recording our new album we were like "we need to stop what we are doing and listen to Wolf Like Me right now"
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maggienificent @maggienificently.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we love a happy hour
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