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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 15/08/2026
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 05/08/2026
this shit is Walter White level purity for a Bluesky post
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 03/08/2026
Nolan when he walks into a kid-showing at an IMAX
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 13/07/2026
Dude on Facebook snitch tagged air conditioning 😭
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 01/07/2026
Game changers in the kitchen right here
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 10/06/2026
Birthday cake for my son's birthday got away from me a little bit this year 😅 Happy with how it turned out, though! 🍽️🍜
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 13/04/2026
"What appears to be an AI generated image"
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 15/03/2026
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 14/03/2026
Thank you, Jacob-from-15-years-ago, for this reminder of the best day of the year
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 13/03/2026
Getting this tattooed on my lower back so that the Einstein Lives Here x is directly over my butthole
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 08/03/2026
Triple view World Baseball Classic on a Sunday afternoon and weather warm enough to keep the windows open. Can't beat it
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 28/02/2026
chattin' with my wife while she's over visiting her mom
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 27/02/2026
Stashing rolls of Kodak Gold 400 like I'm the John Wick of the other kind of point-and-shoot
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 26/02/2026
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 31/01/2026
Hell of a quote in this WaPo article on tech jobs
"My perception of [tech] as the most viable path to job stability has definitely waned,” Kirkwood, 47, said. “Is a constant soul-crushing ambient anxiety a stage of grief?”
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 30/01/2026
Was this his profile pic
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 17/01/2026
Showing the kids the classics
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 07/01/2026
Looking at cuckoo clock repair manuals and Amazon has one in audiobook format. Which is the funniest possible format for a 500 page clock repair manual.
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 07/01/2026
Late to the party, but:
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 06/01/2026
Smells like cabbage
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 31/12/2025
Got a pullman pan for Christmas so I can try and replicate the shape, softness, and crust of store-bought loaves. We started milling our own flour and the kids like the taste but are thrown off by the shape and crust. Not a bad start-- this should make a good grilled cheese! 🍜🍽️
A mostly square, freshly baked loaf of sandwich bread on a cooling rackThat same loaf with a few slices laying in front of itThe sandwich loaf in the pullman pan, with the lid removed A single slice of the bread, toasted and buttered
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 29/12/2025
The whole season feels like it's been the inverse of this
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 24/12/2025
How many people walked up to the CVS counter and asked to buy this before they got sick of it and whipped out the post-its
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 22/12/2025
200 cookies baked today, ready to do another 200 tomorrow! Mist wonderful time of the year 🍪🍽️🍜
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 20/12/2025
Cookie baking day! 🍽️🍜
9 sticks of Kerry Gold, waiting to fulfill their ultimate purpose
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 05/12/2025
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 03/12/2025
Our household top genre is something, that's for sure
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 03/12/2025
I play ambient while I sleep so Spotify apparently thinks I care only about Brian Eno. Number 16 listener of Brian Eno worldwide. And we play rolling waves for the baby while he naps so somehow our top genre is something just called Drone.
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 24/11/2025
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 03/11/2025
Oh damn I was thinking this was a regular countertop coffee maker with one of these in it
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 29/10/2025
Excellent. Was looking for a winter replacement for my sun drop green Dale Jr shoes.
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 24/10/2025
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 23/10/2025
Thought Starbucks was calling me damaging for a second
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 24/08/2025
Why the hell am I getting friend requests from my health insurance app lol
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 26/03/2025
What the fuck is going on on Facebook
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 14/03/2025
Why does my son's toy car have a goatse grill
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 17/02/2025
The rare and coveted Philadelphia Eagles basketball
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 25/01/2025
Made a hot air balloon cake for our son's first birthday! Lot more work than I expected, but turned out pretty nice 🙂🍜🍽️
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 18/01/2025
Just noticed that even our dollhouse has dirty dishes in the sink
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 13/01/2025
I made a loaf of rye bread in a coffee can 🍽️🍜
A coffee can-shaped loaf of rye breadA loaf of freshly baked rye bread in the coffee can in which it was bakedA coffee can with risen rye dough in the background An overhead photo of sifted flour in a bowl
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 12/01/2025
Had a half gallon of yogurt whey so I replenished my bread supply today 🍜🍽️
A pyramid stack of 6 loaves of freshly baked white bread
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 07/01/2025
Fantastic album cover for this Vivaldi-playing violinist
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 06/01/2025
Important questions before sunrise
A screenshot of a google search for, "is there a 9/11 episode of sex and the city"
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 03/01/2025
Spending my final Friday of PTO building a BBS-style site on neocities instead of doing housework. Time well spent, I think.
A screenshot of a static HTML page on neocities.org. It is in the style of an early 90s BBS, with green terminal-font text on a darker green background
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 03/01/2025
Home Depot Guy: "Sir, I'm not sure all that will fit in your car considering it already has two car seats and other boxes in it" Me: "Where there's a will and blatant disregard for a car's interior, there's a way"
A small, blue SUV (in the loosest sense of the word) with a home depot flat cart covered in storage boxes of varying size and two cardboard boxes of wire shelves.
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 02/01/2025
aw yiss this has been on my Libby holds shelf for like six months #booksky
A screenshot of the library app Libby, showing Exit Strategy, a book in the Murderbot series by Martha Wells, has been borrowed through January 16th
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 01/01/2025
The thanks was much appreciated
A child holding a stuffed robot up to a large robot
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jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 01/01/2025
Got my son a stuffed Marty (the spill-seeking robot prowling Giant grocery stores) for Christmas and he just asked to go to the store so he could thank him in person
A gray stuffed likeness of Marty wearing a red and white striped scarf
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