jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 06/10/2026why did they set him up with a kid that's almost his same size lol 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 04/10/2026although I was in Cleveland last weekend for work and would have paid much more than that to see them if it hadn't rained 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 04/10/2026I legitimately assumed this was a marvel post at first because I've never even considered that someone would pay $20 to see the guardians 110
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 04/10/2026This thing where I'm blown up with hundreds of texts trying to raise money for Dem candidates on the other side of the country, but not getting any direct communication from my local ones, doesn't seem like the best use of voter rolls 030
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 04/10/2026I can't wait to see the projections of how far it would have gone. That was insane 020
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 25/09/2026may or may not be in a feud with the mailman. Not sure. All depends on whether my interpretation of the passiveaggressiveness of how he's putting the mail in the box is correct 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 23/09/2026Haters always hitting me with a well-reasoned critique of my actions and social status 012
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 23/09/2026Wife and I found out our sons school stops being nut free once you hit first grade (which he just entered) so now our lunch cabinet looks like George Washington Carver won supermarket sweep 030
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 22/09/2026It must have cycles to avoid tolls. On the way out, it took the turnpike just like normal. Great drive. On the way back, it took me over to 80 East before I realized what it was doing, then off into nonsense lol 100
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 22/09/2026I had to drive from Cleveland to Harrisburg, PA today and Google Maps decided to take me here on nothing but back road, two lane highways. I hope that company is ground into dust by its bad data center investments, good lord 110
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 15/09/2026They should do a reality show where it's just a studio assistant telling Christopher Nolan that his new movie will be shown with subtitles in regular theaters 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 15/09/2026I know the Weekend at Bernie's joke are played out and not clever, but....like, come on lol 020
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 14/09/2026oh, wow, this just unlocked a long forgotten memory of my older brother making warm grape nuts for me on Saturdays before cartoons 011
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 13/09/2026Yes, the catch in your chest as you polish off the last of the mayo bucket 140
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 12/09/2026She was so mortified when I shook her awake and told her what she did but it's honestly now one of my favorite travel memories, as awful as that sounds 020
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 12/09/2026My wife + I flew Philly to London before we were married and there was a baby that cried during takeoff then again at landing. Full silence otherwise. My wife asleep the entire time after we took off and when the baby started crying again, she sleep-yelled, "Shut the fuck up" in a quiet plane lol 140
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 09/09/2026our wrestling coach also taught biology and, boy, did he not give a shit about the field of biology 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 09/09/2026Really appreciate the randomness factor they've added to planned obsolescence. Keeps my wallet on its toes. 030
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comDown At Fraggle Rock Theme Song Dance Your Cares Away In Jim Henson Down In Fraggle RockALT: Down At Fraggle Rock Theme Song Dance Your Cares Away In Jim Henson Down In Fraggle Rock 0141
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 07/09/2026"Just a tremendous list of failure" is what I expect to be muttered by someone that doesn't know me after reading my obituary one day 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 03/09/2026Checking for mail because you woke up earlier than everyone else at the house and need an address to give the can company 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 01/09/2026Like you could absolutely agree with this and frame it in any other possible way under the sun. "Much like Hitler, I also enjoy pastoral paintings." Like goddamn 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 01/09/2026Jesus christ I hope that's the first time this sentence has been used 010
Reposted by jacobArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505 203669513
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 27/08/2026I see how many times I can roll the boulder up the hill in a day, and then I try to beat that record! 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 23/08/2026Facebook slop farms have started making absolutely terrible AI Calvin and Hobbes strips and it may be the thing that pushes me over the edge to active data center protest 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 18/08/2026You: an embarrassingly inefficient variant, killing your hosts Me: an apex variant, filling the world with spearmint distraction as I tighten my grip on humanity 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 17/08/2026His main contribution to a foxhole is not taking up a ton of space 000
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 14/08/2026this made me realize it has been a very long time since I've encountered an actual Cowboys fan in the wild. Except for my friend Dallas, but I think he just feels no choice in the matter 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 06/08/2026Downloading Photoshop 5 via 150 zip files from mIRC so that you can add a lens flare to one of those pics two days from now 010
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 05/08/2026It's the serious version of the "Alt text helps train AI" Trash Tuesday post years back 150
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 31/07/2026this is like how my three year old dreams of being injured one day 120
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 29/07/2026when my 75 year old dad finally started watching YouTube I told him that unless the video is some guy showing you how to put something together, holding his phone under his chin to video, that he should just ignore it 070
jacob @madp0e7ix.com · 29/07/2026That's an insane choice. 25 pushups to achieve parity, fine. But I can *easily* decide to eat 5 hot dogs whenever I need some walking around money. Lot harder to just bust out 125 pushups whenever I'm in the market for some nonsense 070
