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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 20h
Holy Christ, what an absolute shithead.
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Charmslot @zaraworkercouncils.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Baltimore women
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Merlo Uccelli: Merlo funky
Alt: Merlo Uccelli: Merlo funky
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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ex-gf yelled at me to "be a man" so I transitioned out of spite
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it’s just great marketing
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy in t-shirt is sitting at a desk being interviewed. He says “AI is going to kill us all”

Panel 2:
Interviewer looking directly into camera, says “Well, we’ve heard from the anti-Ai guy. Now let’s hear from the CEO of AI

Panel 3:
Wide shot revealing the second interviewee looking slightly confused. He says “I’m the Anti-AI guy”
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
who called it a nothingburger when “McNuffin” was right there
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Welcome to #TransTuesday! There is NO ethical consumption of Harry Potter Not the books, movies, or tv show. Not licensed games or merch. Not fanfic. Not even pirated. EVERY bit keeps the franchise alive and enables JKR's transphobia If you truly care about trans people, you need to let it die
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TERFs, PART 3: NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION OF HARRY POTTER - Tilly's Trans Tuesdays
Welcome to Trans Tuesday! This is what it all comes down to, for trans people and the cis folks who actually care about us. Listen up, and show it to every cis person you know who does not get it. Her...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i fully expect bluesky to rake me over the coals for this, but here goes nothing: now it all started two thanksgivings ago, two years ago on thanksgiving, when my friend and i went up to visit alice at the restaurant. but alice doesn't live at the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the resta
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Sylvia, Daddy of Violation @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love being polyamorous. I love having so much love in my life and still finding room in my heart for more.
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Mariah McCourt @monsterteatime.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There seems to be this weird idea in a lot of NT people's concept of neurodivergence that if you don't diagnose it, it doesn't exist. That is not how literally any aspect of reality works. Under diagnosing ADHD or Autism or Dyslexia etc won't make life any easier for the people with them.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 07/10/2026
An “overly pampered” autistic child would prefer to not feel like everything is perpetually flashing, screeching and smacking her directly in the brain, sources have confirmed.
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“Spoiled” autistic child would rather not be in constant sensory hell
An “overly pampered” autistic child would prefer to not feel like everything is perpetually flashing, screeching and smacking her directly in the brain, sources have confirmed.  Six-year-old Mary…
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
deanwinchesterapologist
Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

chill4234-reblogs
Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

deanwinchesterapologist
I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 15/02/2024
🎶 put your arms around me, what you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful 🎶
“Uh may”
(The joke is a reference to the song slide by the goo goo dolls)
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i keep trying out of love for the comic book fans in my life but it's so hard to ever take batman seriously because inevitably they gotta tell me some shit like "Crosswords used to be mild mannered professor Puzz L. Face but then he went crazy after batman punched him into a vat of crossword puzzle"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
flare_and_flair
DisabilityThreads

The problem with pacing is that it requires you to make decisions based on the behaviour of Previous You, the needs of Future You and the wildly unrealistic ambitions of Present You.

None of these women are cooperating.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/08/2026
Meat proxy

A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Lily Cutesmith 🏳️‍⚧️🔩🧟‍♀️ @lilycutesmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I should be paid 2k a month to sit at home making various metroid-styled games
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
one great thing about Mamdani's brand of cheerful competence is how ridiculous it makes his conservative critics look, like nobody is buying that the Mr Rogers dude who filled all the potholes is a wild eyed America hating extremist
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need this shirt so bad
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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they should invent a new kind of antidepressant that actually antis the depression
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man who beat his son & called him slurs now upset that his son won’t invite him to meet his son-and-law & grandkids. More at 11.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
writing-prompt-s on Tumblr:
[A man in a t-shirt and baseball cap standing next to a tall figure in a ragged black cloak with an obscured face at a bus stop.]
"Image prompt"

randomslasher:
"Gary, I realize it's your first day, but we do have a dress code."

bitchwannatryme:
"I literally can't tell who is talking to who, and I don't want to change that for a second."
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SHINRA NEWS: January 31st, 1997 Edition

Bisexuality

Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.

Also includes the articles:

PRES. SHINRA'S FIRST NAME - What Was It

EGG AND CHIPS - A New Frontier In Bar Food
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
okay, I'm finally convinced. we should fire harbaugh.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t allow anyone to tell you that your dream of going off the grid and becoming a bookstore owner with a mysterious backstory who has a quaint shop on a cobblestone side street in Edinburgh is “unrealistic."
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
kendall @internetfairie
honestly once i get over my burnout, depression, creative block, doomscrolling addiction, tendency to over intellectualize & avoidant behaviors then you'll see
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"sure, I'm having a shitty physical health day, but I can totally clean the bathtub without any repercussions", she said, receiving zero points for correctness
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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we should abolish all cars except that one
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Matthew Barnett @barnett-matt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another opportunity to re-up Josh Johnson’s insightful and already classic take.
m.youtube.com
What Mamdani feels like as Mayor in NYC
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tell you what man its them got dang nouns man, always verbing up the got dang nouns with their present participles man
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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this repost required even less
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh her?? ugh, god. that's just my stalker girlfriend. she keeps coming over to my house and fucking me just because i invited her
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
molotov cocktail emoji
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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
me in a blue and white swimsuit top
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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me with lots of glitter
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Bolt451 is the name of the scientist @bolt451.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You don't want to push Canada too far and make them unleash their deadliest weapon
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Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!
ALT: Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!
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The Produce Stand Podcast 🍁A Letterkenny and Shoresy Aftershow @producestandpod.com · 27/08/2026
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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just a reminder that I'm cute
@madigail in black and gold butterfly dress
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madigail @madigail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
true for most of us but I've never faced anything more than a moderate inconvenience in my life. and I hope I never have to, it sounds hard.
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