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AlexWattsEsq

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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 5h
Feeling a bit tired and ill and susceptible tonight and I can tell because I watched the video for the Divine Comedy's Invisible Thread and I was weeping helplessly for ten minutes
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 5h
They say it's bad luck to shit under a ladder
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 12h
The BBC repeated the Patrick Troughton Doctor Who story The Mind Robber in 1992, and it shat me up beyond all belief
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A hot bath, a stiff drink and an extremely well regarded run of an X-Men comic. Keeping The Fear off on Sunday night
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Frankly, I thought that moment in the film where the Roadrunner asks Coyote if he's coming back was far more fundamental and far more *interesting* than love, at least in the overheated sense the internet always means it
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feels like an absolutely perfect microcosm that Glastonbury is both huge and overcrowded and impossible to buy tickets for.
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm visiting Windsor Castle. Don't like the Royals, don't like the privilege and ceremony. Do like a Historic Place. Don't like the encroaching hoards of bastards with no sense of personal space
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so confused and upset by how much James Blunt looks like Tom Cruise #celebritytraitors
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Friday and I have the day off. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The hunter, silent and invisible in the jungle he is master of
Niles the cat
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Running screaming the length of the train: I've been murdered in plain sight! That woman touched me on the arm there!
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You bastard fuck cliffhanger fuck #celebritytraitors
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp: Most Dangerous Hats
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 01/10/2026
you cannot kill acaster and let rajan live. it is against god
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ross kemp was less suspicious of the taliban #CelebTraitors
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp's gone mad immediately. I thought he would. #celebritytraitors
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Withnail & I meme but he's saying 'ive said im a traitor by mistake'
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
REG is immediately shit at this and I love it. "How do you feel?" "WHO SAYS!?"
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hard not to watch Celebrity Traitors without a sigh of relief that Rory Stewart isn't involved
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love him but I predict an early shower for REG #celebtraitors
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Traitors is back. Thank god. Thank fuck. Life has meaning again
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very important
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I actually have very simple feelings about the death penalty
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The new game from the Eastshade people! Eastshade was such a beautiful, unique game. I'm so excited
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh fuck me are the yanks at it again?
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not much given to Seasonal Affective Disorder. Not this side of Christmas anyway. But something in the quality or quantity of the light is fucking with me hard this September
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so sad Danni went out on Bake Off. I don't think anyone else could conceivably have been sent home vis a vis being able to bake things but I loved her presence. She brought joy to my heart, sincerity to the tent and delight to the nation
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Any idiot can face a crisis. It's the day to day living that wears you out"
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's going to want to watch out for Spiderman
Headline from Guardian live coverage of Andy Burnham's speech: "Burnham turns to electricity"
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feeling decidedly fucked up by the hot weather on this, the 29th September
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You will never defeat us" is a very funny thing to say after you've just bailed everyone who was involved in whatever the fuck this was
All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doing a thing in a place
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Henry the Fuck, Part Two
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Beaten to death
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*I am dragged from the bookshop screaming "it's a roman a clef! It's semi autobiographical. Semi-autobiographical!"*
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just had three very fine cocktails and a little dinner with two of my favourite people and honestly, does it get better?
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When the same obscure HG Wells story you hadn't heard about 24 hours ago turns up twice in connection with two different novels, published more than a decade apart, both about the insidious reordering of reality by a malign outsider...well, a small dose of the willies is reasonable
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since last Christmas the child in the house next door has discovered tantrums, and it's only exaggerating a little bit to say it's ruined my life
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's weird that this four day week has been twelve days long and HIDEOUS
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Catching up with Bake Off. A really likeable slate this year. Especially, I would either die or kill for Danni. Or both!
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beaten to death with live dogs
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hang on...“absurd comedy disguised as an incredibly serious crime thriller" Is this the continuation of Touching Cloth by other means?
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Racist nurse attacks union"
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think, or at least hope, that future generations look back on the current AI hype much as we look back on the Victorians' credulity about seances and over the counter cocaine.
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The Shire-Reckoning @shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Frodo, Sam, and Pippin finish tea and leave Bag End as the sun sets. ‘It’s going to be a fine night. That’s good for a beginning’, Frodo says. ‘I am going to start, and Gandalf must follow me.’ Behind them, Sam hears the Gaffer send away a cloaked rider who asks for ‘Baggins’.
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shitting megafucks
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AlexWattsEsq @alexwattsesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shitting megafucks
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